FabSwingers.com forum: Alan partridge

By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I

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By *onin25Man
14 weeks ago

Durham

Do you have a room devoted to him and a tattoo of his face on your chest?

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By *ogerroger69Man
14 weeks ago

West Yorks

Smell my cheese!

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By *ogerroger69Man
14 weeks ago

West Yorks

They’re sex people Lynne!

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By *tu.xMan
14 weeks ago

around

"I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I "
mentalist

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By *tu.xMan
14 weeks ago

around

Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan

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By *onin25Man
14 weeks ago

Durham

"Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan "

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaan

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By *tu.xMan
14 weeks ago

around

"Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaan"
he can't hear daaaan Dan Dan Dan daaaannnnn

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By *tu.xMan
14 weeks ago

around

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By *tu.xMan
14 weeks ago

around

Put the boys back in the barracks

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
14 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Jurassic Park.

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
14 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

"I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I "

A-ha!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
14 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Boom ! Eat my goal! The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt!

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By *ude LawMan
14 weeks ago

Garlic? Bread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Boom ! Eat my goal! The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt!"

Early partridge is quality

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"Do you have a room devoted to him and a tattoo of his face on your chest?"

Not yet, although that might make me a bit of a mentalist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
14 weeks ago

"They’re sex people Lynne!"

Certainly are

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By *ools and the brainCouple
14 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I mentalist "

Lol

ALAN ALAN, I'm your biggest fan..

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By *ools and the brainCouple
14 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Monkey tennis?

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
13 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

There's no way you big...

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By *edhead72Man
13 weeks ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

“It’s confusing isn’t it”

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
13 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Stop getting Bond wrong

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By *ifeisG00dMan
13 weeks ago

stockport

"I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I "

Dan!

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By *elix SightedMan
13 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Lynne, I’m not driving a mini metro

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
13 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

They have rebadged it you fool

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By *ick MastersMan
13 weeks ago

Birmingham

Youth hosteling with Chris Eubank

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By *ackagain214Man
13 weeks ago

livingston

"Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan Dan

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaanhe can't hear daaaan Dan Dan Dan daaaannnnn"

And its fine to join in

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By *99cjbMan
13 weeks ago

Grantham

I don’t find him funny at all, in fact I’d rather have bad case of the shits than watch him. But as always, each to their own

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By *viatrixWoman
13 weeks ago

Back in Surrey, Dahlings!

My girlfriend's 33. I'm 47, she's 14 years younger than me. Back of the net!

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By *ensualBlokeMan
13 weeks ago

London / Colchester

Don't rub your fanny on me!

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
13 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Tell me about the ladyboys.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman
13 weeks ago

Lancashire

"I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I "

Huge Partridge fan and I do really know of a cracking owl sanctuary.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
13 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"Lynne, I’m not driving a mini metro"

Ask me again lynne?

"Alan.."

I'm not driving a mini metro....

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By *onin25Man
13 weeks ago

Durham

Fab's sexuality options should be as follows

Manchester United

Manchester City

Denis Law

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
13 weeks ago

South glos

Got your big plate, Alan?

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
13 weeks ago

preston

You threw a monkey in the sea?

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By *pencer75Man
13 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Lynn there sex people.

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke-on-trent

Did you take your photos on a telephoto lens?

Partridge nut!

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
12 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

That was the best full English breakfast I've had since Gary Wilmots wedding.

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By *oupleforadventureCouple
12 weeks ago

ipswich

Calm down, Lynn! You are suffering from minor women’s whiplash.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester

Was phenomenal when Iannicci was co-writing, I still enjoy some of the newer stuff but it definitely isn't as good.

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 weeks ago

Manchester

*Iannucci ffs, god I hate how you can't edit posts on here

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
12 weeks ago

South glos

Did you get your chocolate orange? 🍊

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By *erry 58Man
12 weeks ago

doncaster

Can any one smell gas

( one of Alan’s phrases after his daily feast of scotch eggs )

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke

Lynn. These are sex people..

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
12 weeks ago

South Wales

"I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I "

OP, I'll level with you. I'm really scared.

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
12 weeks ago

South Wales

"Lynn. These are sex people.. "

THEY ARE SEX...SWAPERS!

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke

"Lynn. These are sex people..

THEY ARE SEX...SWAPERS! "

No thanks. I don't want to be part of your sex festival

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
12 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"*Iannucci ffs, god I hate how you can't edit posts on here

I really enjoyed “How are you?”, thought it was some of his best stuff for ages

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
12 weeks ago

South Wales

"*Iannucci ffs, god I hate how you can't edit posts on here

I really enjoyed “How are you?”, thought it was some of his best stuff for ages

I didn't particularly like This Time, so had lower expectations but it was the funniest thing I saw all last year. tbh I just want more Lyn.

I did also look up Crinkle-Crankle walls.

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
12 weeks ago

South glos

From the Oasthouse is hilarious, I’ve listened to it way too many times

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
12 weeks ago

Bot Farm

"Do you have a room devoted to him and a tattoo of his face on your chest?"

Best Episode ever

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
12 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"*Iannucci ffs, god I hate how you can't edit posts on here

I really enjoyed “How are you?”, thought it was some of his best stuff for ages

I didn't particularly like This Time, so had lower expectations but it was the funniest thing I saw all last year. tbh I just want more Lyn.

I did also look up Crinkle-Crankle walls."

Yeah I gave up on This Time, which made me sad.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
12 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"From the Oasthouse is hilarious, I’ve listened to it way too many times "

Good shout, the bit in the theme tune where he jumps up the octave makes me laugh every time

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By *ixFoot4andBack4MoreMan
12 weeks ago

South Wales

"*Iannucci ffs, god I hate how you can't edit posts on here

I really enjoyed “How are you?”, thought it was some of his best stuff for ages

I didn't particularly like This Time, so had lower expectations but it was the funniest thing I saw all last year. tbh I just want more Lyn.

I did also look up Crinkle-Crankle walls.

Yeah I gave up on This Time, which made me sad. "

You are so saaaaaad.

I keep going back to the books. Diminishing quality but even the third book has the best written sex-scene ever committed to paper.

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke-on-trent

You are all bang wrong, peak Partridge was KMKYWAP.

See you in Strasboug.

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
12 weeks ago

Everywhere including international

"Boom ! Eat my goal! The goalie has got football pie all over his shirt!"

He’s got a foot like a traction engine!

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke

And another!!!

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By *007ManMan
12 weeks ago

Worthing

This passed me by at the time so having a catchup. Very funny character!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
12 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

" you feed beefburgers to swans"

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By *pencer75Man
12 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Anal Dirge Prat!

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By *taffsguy2025Man
12 weeks ago

Lichfield

Annoying see you next Tuesday

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
12 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Who's that beautiful blonde haired boy it's Annie Lennox.

Hide the Steak it's Chrissy Hynde.

That was sweating lunatic Iggy Pop.

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By *ink vixenCouple
12 weeks ago

Medway

Lex..I

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

Of course we feed burgers to swans the fat helps them float

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke-on-trent

"Of course we feed burgers to swans the fat helps them float"

Really?

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

No, you complete imbecile

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke-on-trent

Moooooooooooo

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

Get that cow off the boat

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
12 weeks ago

Stoke

Waterway to make a post

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
12 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Yes its an extender.

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
12 weeks ago

preston

Wings...the band The Beatles couldve been

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
12 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

The Queen is Dead

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By *ensualBlokeMan
12 weeks ago

London / Colchester

"From the Oasthouse is hilarious, I’ve listened to it way too many times

Good shout, the bit in the theme tune where he jumps up the octave makes me laugh every time

The Gibbons bros. era Partridge is fantastic. The older stuff feels terribly old fashioned now.

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By *ryingitout19Man
12 weeks ago

Wales

They’re sex people Lynne

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By *ogerroger69Man
12 weeks ago

West Yorks

Back of the net!

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By *ogerroger69Man
12 weeks ago

West Yorks

DAN!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
12 weeks ago

North West UK

I’m basically driving round in an obscene publication

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
12 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

As a couple from norwich he’s put us slightly more on the map so to speak

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
12 weeks ago

South glos

The books aren’t being incinerated they’re being pulped

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

DAN!

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
12 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Bash your Arse

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By *apinMan
12 weeks ago

London

You daft racist

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By *icolerobbieCouple
12 weeks ago

Walsall

Is she new here? 😂😂

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
12 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Right the boys are back in the barracks.

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
12 weeks ago

South glos

Idea for a programme

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By *ogerroger69Man
12 weeks ago

West Yorks

Idea 1 - bisexual cuckold dating

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By *eximus MaximusMan
12 weeks ago

Up North

"I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I "

^^ Fabguys for you cock

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By *r.d_misterMan
12 weeks ago

Newquay

I would wake up in the middle of the night and eat an entire toblerone

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By *ogerroger69Man
12 weeks ago

West Yorks

Cock Piss Partridge

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By *asualandFeistyCouple
12 weeks ago

Uxbridge

Now that...was classic intercourse.

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By *incs2someCouple
12 weeks ago

cleethorpes

lynn,ive put my foot on a spiiiike!

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
12 weeks ago

South glos

Why have you got a shower curtain on?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
12 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Ive heard of him but don't know anything about him..Ive learnt a lot tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

'It's an extender'

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
12 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Scum Subhuman scum.

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By *ogerroger69Man
12 weeks ago

West Yorks

Remember your BIG PLATE

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
11 weeks ago

Stoke

Do you see any upset zombies around here?

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By *orksRockerMan
11 weeks ago

Bradford

"So he flips him over and ffff... funnily enough, it lands on its wheels and it starts first time and they just drive away."

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
11 weeks ago

paisley

There's one in the bathroom but I've no use for it

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
6 weeks ago

Stoke-on-trent

Ohhh, all done!

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By *orksRockerMan
6 weeks ago

Bradford

"The boys are back in the barracks!"

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
6 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Jet.

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By *ogerroger69Man
6 weeks ago

West Yorks

Back of the NET!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
6 weeks ago

North West UK

He's got a foot like a Traction Engine!

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By *apua New GuineaMan
6 weeks ago

nearby

Jed?

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By *homas400Man
6 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

"Wings... they're only the band The Beatles could have been".

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
6 weeks ago

Merseyside

We love him and the older ones are great

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
6 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

He's got a foot like a traction engine.

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By *ino200Man
6 weeks ago

Bournemouth,london and Sienna

"I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I "
You are sorry .

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
6 weeks ago

Stoke-on-trent

"I can't be the only one obsessed with this fella can I You are sorry ."

You are bang wrong!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
6 weeks ago

Liverpool

I'm afraid I have no sheaths

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By *howtime100Man
6 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

Dere's more to Oirland dan diss

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By *he.Jungle.VIPMan
6 weeks ago

London

I sometimes put alpha papa on just to sing along to cuddly toy hahaha

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
6 weeks ago

Stoke

What's rude about a body?

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By *howtime100Man
6 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"What's rude about a body? "

Tits?

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By *otsossieMan
6 weeks ago

Hard.shoulder of the M1

Would have been better if he hadn’t got a second series.

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By * MRS ShyButNotShy MRSCouple
6 weeks ago

Stoke

"Would have been better if he hadn’t got a second series. "

Stop getting partridge wrong

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

Dan……Dan……DAN

I don’t want to be part of your sex festival

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

I’m not driving a mini metro lynne!

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By *arry2018Man
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

"You threw a monkey in the sea?"

Noo Mr Partridge, it bounced off a rock first!

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By *arry2018Man
6 weeks ago

High Wycombe

"Anal Dirge Prat! "

Cock Piss Babtridge

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By *inecrestMan
6 weeks ago

West Yorks

Don't open that drawer!

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
6 weeks ago

Stoke-on-trent

Fascinating creatures though!

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By *dtanjaTV/TS
6 weeks ago

London

"Fascinating creatures though!"

Yes.we.are

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By *ShyButNotShyCouple
6 weeks ago

Stoke-on-trent

"Fascinating creatures though!

Yes.we.are

🤣

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By *inkyukxxxCouple
6 weeks ago

Nottinghamshire

“Needles to say I take dr6gs”

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
6 weeks ago

SKELMERSDALE

Do you shave your crackling ?

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By *apinMan
6 weeks ago

London

Because you're always doing this

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By *egnMaxCouple
6 weeks ago

East Midlands

Can I have a crescent of crisps.

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple
7 days ago

preston

Bono has the largest collection of hatchbacks in the country

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
7 days ago

Slough

"Aha!"

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By *lim_funMan
7 days ago

Hebden bridge

Pirotechnics

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By *wcdfor2TV/TS
5 hours ago

SKELMERSDALE

Did you see that, it was liquid football.

He's got a foot like a traction engine.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
5 hours ago

Liverpool

"Did you see that, it was liquid football.

He's got a foot like a traction engine."

I see the Partridge USA 94 preview special has resurfaced on social media in the last week

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By *partharmonyCouple
5 hours ago

Tonbridge

Susan, can you make pornography come on my telly, please?

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By *howtime100Man
4 hours ago

Stirlingshire

Fernando, you're 22 years old and you're spending your Saturday afternoon in bed with a girl, you're wasting your life.

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