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Unusual items for penis size guaging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just a random thought before i retire to my pit..... what is the most unusual item you have seen men on here use to show the size their penis against .... most often used that i have seen is a Lynx can of deodorant lol just wondered and think it looks awful in pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of L&B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought i'd follow the 'in crowd' and post a pic of me with a red bull can!!

Sadly I seem to have forgotten to include my cock in the shot! Doh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand doughnuts are all the rage these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegetables of course

Silk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought i'd follow the 'in crowd' and post a pic of me with a red bull can!!

Sadly I seem to have forgotten to include my cock in the shot! Doh!! "
... lmao i had to check and you have hahahahaha . well done very good !

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Sky remote, can of , iphone, DVD case, cig packet... oh the list goes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A packet of L&B "

LMAO

Benson's fine but clip the Hedges - it looks bigger! )

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London


"Vegetables of course

Silk "

But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vegetables of course

Silk

But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot? "

You'd pray that the baby carrot fulfils it's potential and grows up one day. Then we'd know it's a fully grown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was last in Paris i was laid down naked in da road trying to use the Eiffel tower as a measure but a bleeding gendarme hoiked me off to clink grrrrr. Everyone's a critic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?

"

Or even a Jasper Carrott? Didn't he have really small hands? That would help make it look bigger.

Oh, hang on. That was Jeremy Beadle.

Don't mind me...

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"

But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?

Or even a Jasper Carrott? Didn't he have really small hands? That would help make it look bigger.

Oh, hang on. That was Jeremy Beadle.

Don't mind me..."

Jeremy beadle had a massive cock!

On the other hand it was quite small.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?

Or even a Jasper Carrott? Didn't he have really small hands? That would help make it look bigger.

Oh, hang on. That was Jeremy Beadle.

Don't mind me..."

Jeremy Beadle? On the one hand his cock was huge.

On the other hand.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But how would we know if it's a normal sized carrot or a baby carrot?

Or even a Jasper Carrott? Didn't he have really small hands? That would help make it look bigger.

Oh, hang on. That was Jeremy Beadle.

Don't mind me...

Jeremy beadle had a massive cock!

On the other hand it was quite small. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Jeremy Beadle? On the one hand his cock was huge.

On the other hand......... "

:D Ninja'd by Scottichrich! :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Jeremy Beadle? On the one hand his cock was huge.

On the other hand.........

:D Ninja'd by Scottichrich! :D"

Damn you slow internet connection!!

But great minds and all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny when people say I have a 9" cock but then the ruler starts at 2" at the base of there cock, or said can of coca cola, you can only read " la cola" haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick in a sub bread roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dick in a sub bread roll "

Ordinary sub - or footlong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ordinary lol!!!talk about lunch box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't help but find those pics amusing. I honestly couldn't take someone seriously with a pic of their cock with a lynx can, remote, or beer tin sat at the side of their cock!!

Pics like that are only useful for a giggle... To me anyway!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Saw one with a mobile. Quite a small Nokia too.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Have seen a car cigarette lighter used as a measure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toy fireman sam

I guess he was just on hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bwahahaha!!!!

Not exactly unusual items, but we just had a messaage from some lothario that was just a winky smiley, and two cock pics...

Yup, you guessed it - one with a sky remote, another with a bottle of lucozade.

This guy's imagination and effort is beyond words. Obviously he thought so too, and figured that typing ';' followed by ')' would be enough to captivate us.

*claps slowly*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A toy fireman sam

I guess he was just on hand "

When your cock gets big and hard

Fireman Sam will stand on guard

If you need a measuring stick

Fireman Sam will do the trick!

He's always there on hand

Fireman Sam!

Just gotta get your dick to stand

Fireman Sam!

You can not ignore - Sam gets you laid, that's for sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to see women using these items in depth tests

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks


"Bwahahaha!!!!

Not exactly unusual items, but we just had a messaage from some lothario that was just a winky smiley, and two cock pics...

Yup, you guessed it - one with a sky remote, another with a bottle of lucozade.

This guy's imagination and effort is beyond words. Obviously he thought so too, and figured that typing ';' followed by ')' would be enough to captivate us.

*claps slowly*"

OMG... I hope it was Sky Plus and not the older analogue variant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bwahahaha!!!!

Not exactly unusual items, but we just had a messaage from some lothario that was just a winky smiley, and two cock pics...

Yup, you guessed it - one with a sky remote, another with a bottle of lucozade.

This guy's imagination and effort is beyond words. Obviously he thought so too, and figured that typing ';' followed by ')' would be enough to captivate us.

*claps slowly*

OMG... I hope it was Sky Plus and not the older analogue variant "

Oh, of course! His parents have obviously got a comfortable income. :D

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