FabSwingers.com forum: Chuck Norris

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all know the legend that is Chuck Norris and all know what he has achieved in his life, for example:

Making an onion cry,

Counting to infinity - twice,

Drying his clothes underwater

What chuck Norris tales do u know:

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Im pleased to say absolutely none.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago........

Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

who?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck norris has more nuts than a snickers factory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just a man with a beard, a penchant for cowboy boots, denim, and friged leather jackets. Looks like one of the Village People.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Chuck norris has more nuts than a snickers factory. "
yes but who is he???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be in "straight to video" macho man films that Stallone, Diesel, Van Damme and Seagal would not even lower themselves to.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

"Used to be in "straight to video" macho man films that Stallone, Diesel, Van Damme and Seagal would not even lower themselves to."
ooo that chuck norris.............no never heard if him

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"We all know the legend that is Chuck Norris and all know what he has achieved in his life, for example:

Counting to infinity - twice,

Why would he have to do this twice?

'Cos even on the first attempt, he'd still be counting?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know the legend that is Chuck Norris and all know what he has achieved in his life, for example:

Making an onion cry,

Counting to infinity - twice,

Drying his clothes underwater

What chuck Norris tales do u know:

For some classic Chuck facts - check this!

http://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/171519

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

He also made a film with bruce lee didn't he, can't remember which one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck cried when Bruce Lee gave him a noogie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He also made a film with bruce lee didn't he, can't remember which one."

He was in Way of the Dragon ...NOT Enter The Dragon.

I only know that because of that fucktard computer geek in "The Office" said it in an episode!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he can build a snowman out of rain

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By *BC TWOCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Leicester / Birmingham /Bucks

"We all know the legend that is Chuck Norris and all know what he has achieved in his life, for example:

Counting to infinity - twice,

Why would he have to do this twice?

'Cos even on the first attempt, he'd still be counting?!

Lol you don't get it do you?

Anyway here's a good one...Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He pushes the world down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell, people are still going with the Chuck Norris jokes?

Thats so 2008

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