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Guts or Balls

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By *aravancouple OP   Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

There is a medical distinction.

We've all heard about people having guts or balls,

but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS

Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys,

being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''

Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''

BALLS

Is coming home late after a night out with the boys,smelling of

perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar,

slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say:

''You're next,fatty.''

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome,

since both ultimately result in death.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I take it you recommend neither of the above two lol

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

All i can say - if you got the guts - i will have ya balls!!!!

hehehehe

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I thought having the balls was waking her up at 5 am, giving her one up the ass and asking her if her mate is as tight when your half way through

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I thought having the balls was waking her up at 5 am, giving her one up the ass and asking her if her mate is as tight when your half way through "
thats just plain stupid

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I thought having the balls was waking her up at 5 am, giving her one up the ass and asking her if her mate is as tight when your half way through "

MM, then lose your balls and the OH will wear them as earrings

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I thought having the balls was waking her up at 5 am, giving her one up the ass and asking her if her mate is as tight when your half way through

MM, then lose your balls and the OH will wear them as earrings "
you can read my mind !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I thought this was a haggis recipe thread

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Sorry, I thought this was a haggis recipe thread "

Does the Haggis have boozy nocturnal habits then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, I thought this was a haggis recipe thread

Does the Haggis have boozy nocturnal habits then? "

Usually only the male ones

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Sorry, I thought this was a haggis recipe thread

Does the Haggis have boozy nocturnal habits then?

Usually only the male ones "

Cool im coming back in my next life as a Haggis

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