FabSwingers.com forum: the looser bench (also known at the party pouffe) part two

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This pouffe...will there be a buffet?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This pouffe...will there be a buffet?"

dunno but u can eat me dolphin man

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

My cock ring is a cinnamon doughnut!

Part nibbled

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Faster or slower bounce? Just so you can get doughnuts...in fact I know I guy who has a weird doughnut storage system but eminently eatable (so I'm told)"

Can we try it at different tempos... just to see which works best for the doughnuts, of course.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This pouffe...will there be a buffet?"

yep, we have wotsits, chocolate, marshmallows, donuts, champagne (the bottles in use

) sourz, tequila, vodka, norks, cocks etc...help yourself

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

My cock ring is a cinnamon doughnut!

Part nibbled

oops

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

My cock ring is a cinnamon doughnut!

Part nibbled

Eww! The only doughnuts i nibble or place on peoples moobs are sprinkle ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This pouffe...will there be a buffet?

dunno but u can eat me dolphin man

A cute 'n' sassy pouffet buffet?

(say really quickly) :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

they had all sorts, I got a selection

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm bouncing pink therapy up and down and diamonds has got a champagne gushing going, caz and mysteriousguy went quiet ages ago, and all the goings on from part 1 but I guess all are naked and shagging in a pink limo style orgy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

They're not cock-rings DC - they're donuts!

Although given the size of the average hole in a ring donut - leave em for a week and they'd make usable cock rings i'm sure!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

they had all sorts, I got a selection

Good - I quite like the idea of biting one and letting it *ping* back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This pouffe...will there be a buffet?

dunno but u can eat me dolphin man

A cute 'n' sassy pouffet buffet?

(say really quickly) :D"

oh hush talking n get on with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

They're not cock-rings DC - they're donuts!

Although given the size of the average hole in a ring donut - leave em for a week and they'd make usable cock rings i'm sure!

false advertisement that is!!!

right, who's putting one on? quite fancy a donut

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

My cock ring is a cinnamon doughnut!

Part nibbled

Eww! The only doughnuts i nibble or

place on peoples moobs are sprinkle

ones

Obi-fox!!!!!!!!! I didn't know!!!! How exciting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

they had all sorts, I got a selection

Good - I quite like the idea of biting one and letting it *ping* back

ooooh you devil!

I like your style! (and your norks

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can't help but wonder where this pink limo is heading!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"We can't help but wonder where this pink limo is heading!"

Well for me, a cul-de-sac cos I'm off for a shower n bed. Night all!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can't help but wonder where this pink limo is heading!

Well for me, a cul-de-sac cos I'm off for a shower n bed. Night all!"

night!

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"We can't help but wonder where this pink limo is heading!

Well for me, a cul-de-sac cos I'm off for a shower n bed. Night all!"

Night steve - I'm for bed myself, night all you sexy people

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

they had all sorts, I got a selection

Good - I quite like the idea of biting one and letting it *ping* back

ooooh you devil!

I like your style! (and your norks

Naught wrong with keeping them on there toes - or curled up in a ball clutching their bollocks! - now and then

And ditto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can't help but wonder where this pink limo is heading!

Well for me, a cul-de-sac cos I'm off for a shower n bed. Night all!

Night steve - I'm for bed myself, night all you sexy people

Pah! The youth of today - can't handle their late Monday nights!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have more booze!!!

and cock rings (they were on offer)

Candy ones?

they had all sorts, I got a selection

Good - I quite like the idea of biting one and letting it *ping* back

ooooh you devil!

I like your style! (and your norks

)

Naught wrong with keeping them on there toes - or curled up in a ball clutching their bollocks! - now and then

And ditto!

you are bad! (but I rather like it)

I'm a shameless flirt! And I can't even blame the tequila!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We can't help but wonder where this pink limo is heading!

Well for me, a cul-de-sac cos I'm off for a shower n bed. Night all!

Night steve - I'm for bed myself, night all you sexy people

Pah! The youth of today - can't handle their late Monday nights!!

more booze and nibbles for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

Oh go on then! Just don't think i'm wearing a candy cock ring!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

Oh go on then! Just don't think i'm wearing a candy cock ring!

spoil sport!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight

we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight

we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)"

Hello!!!!

Does it involve major norkage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight

we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)

Hello!!!!

Does it involve major norkage?

Do you pair need a fluffer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donut cock rings. Someone's gonna get sticky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight

we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)

Hello!!!!

Does it involve major norkage?

Do you pair need a fluffer?

did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight

we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)

Hello!!!!

Does it involve major norkage?

Do you pair need a fluffer?

did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer?

He's using his bollocks brains tonight - he can't think logically with them!!

Anyway - about those norks . . .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm falling asleep as I'm all champagned out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight

we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)

Hello!!!!

Does it involve major norkage?

Do you pair need a fluffer?

did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer?

He's using his bollocks brains tonight - he can't think logically with them!!

Anyway - about those norks . . .

I'm off to bed, you coming?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight

we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)

Hello!!!!

Does it involve major norkage?

Do you pair need a fluffer?

did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer?

He's using his bollocks brains tonight - he can't think logically with them!!

Anyway - about those norks . . .

I'm off to bed, you coming?

Be rude not to

I sleep on the left!!

(i say 'sleep' purely to stop everyone knowing that naughties will be happening

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew this prom on a monday thing was a bad idea! I'm gonna be left here pissed as a fart on me own! Fuck it....anyone fancy a shag?

*puts hand up really high*

holy fuck I've pulled!!!!

Get in!!!

Don't worry - i'll leave the non-candy cock ring wearer at home so he doesn't get in the way as per

let me pour you a drink!

I should warn you - i'm a bit of a light weight

we'll just have the one...I have plans for you...;-)

Hello!!!!

Does it involve major norkage?

Do you pair need a fluffer?

did you not see the words "major norkage" ?? would you need a fluffer?

He's using his bollocks brains tonight - he can't think logically with them!!

Anyway - about those norks . . .

I'm off to bed, you coming?

Be rude not to

I sleep on the left!!

(i say 'sleep' purely to stop everyone knowing that naughties will be happening

)

I'm always on the right, perfect

*pulls back duvet* climb on in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my head, anyone know where we parked the limo?

Ouch, who pushed that cork up my......

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Nice to see you kept going last night! Now can you lot shift of me pouffe cos I need to take it the dry cleaners after Karen's (Diamondsmiles) champagne fountains and there's a squashed item of food on it and God knows what else....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh look! Are they balloons?

Oh, er

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Ooh look! Are they balloons?

Oh, er"

Erm... I wouldn't touc.. Ah too late.

Here, I've got a spare hazmat suit you can wear.

I dread to think what went on in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh look! Are they balloons?

Oh, er

Erm... I wouldn't touc.. Ah too late.

Here, I've got a spare hazmat suit you can wear.

I dread to think what went on in here

Don't ask!

Sometimes ignorance is bliss!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happens on prom night.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll simply say.......fuck - this afro is gonna take some serious dry cleaning to get all shiny and pristine again!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"I'll simply say.......fuck - this afro is gonna take some serious dry cleaning to get all shiny and pristine again!

You've somehow managed to get twigs in it and something that looks like a half chewed doughnut and a sucked flump (marshmallow)

I feel all unclean in here today

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Bleurgh..... all that bouncing combined with excessive amounts of champagne, marshmallows and cinnamon doughnuts (don't like those sprinkly ones!) left me feeling rather the worse for wear this morning.. it's taken me until now to feel vaguely human again....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Bleurgh..... all that bouncing combined with excessive amounts of champagne, marshmallows and cinnamon doughnuts (don't like those sprinkly ones!) left me feeling rather the worse for wear this morning.. it's taken me until now to feel vaguely human again....

Glad you had fun though

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Glad you had fun though

oooh - lots!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel great

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I feel great

Can I test that theory?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel great

Can I test that theory?

anytime

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"I feel great

Can I test that theory?

anytime

What is a 'looser bench'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel great

Can I test that theory?

anytime

What is a 'looser bench'?"

You had to have been at the party. I can't tell you without killing you afterwards

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

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"I feel great

Can I test that theory?

anytime

What is a 'looser bench'?"

There was a prom thread, where people would ask someone, so I started a 'Looser's bench, Anti Prom' Thread, so if you hadnt been picked, you could join in here. The loosers bench, was from the scene in Grease where all the girls who hadn't been asked were sat.

Was just a silly thread thats all.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Aah. ......the loser's bench.

Thought the looser bench was one that was falling apart.

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Aah. ......the loser's bench.

Thought the looser bench was one that was falling apart."

Apologies for typo's.

Was a silly second part of a thread from the other night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel great

Can I test that theory?

anytime

FYI!

That was Obi pretending to be me!!

Then again - Why not?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel great

Can I test that theory?

anytime

FYI!

That was Obi pretending to be me!!

Then again - Why not?!

He's a sneaky bugger that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I thought it was where the loose women sat

Runs and hides

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