FabSwingers.com forum: 3 Common things you've never done / can't do

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Can't drive

Never smoked

Never been in a betting shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never placed a bet

Never experimented with drugs

Never been so d*unk ive been sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been to a car boot sale

Never had a doner kebab

Never bought anything from eBay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been arrested or breath tested

Can't cook bubble and squeak

never been in a fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eaten Tripe

Never watched Saturday Night Fever

Never been Tattooed

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Blimey of the first four posters only one of things apply to me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey of the first four posters only one of things apply to me....

not the bubble n squeak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been arrested

Never taken drugs

Never eaten/tasted ravioli

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eaten oysters

Never been to Scotland

Most predictable answer is never had a 3 some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been ice skating

Never ridden a horse

Never completed a list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never smoked or even tried a puff of it.

I've never changed a lightbulb or a plug.

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

Never had a credit card

Never seen/read a Harry potter film/book

Never had sushi

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I can't crack my fingers.

I've never dyed my hair blonde.

I've never had a fake tan.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"Blimey of the first four posters only one of things apply to me....

not the bubble n squeak lol

Love bubble and squeak but haven't cooked it in a while......no it was the e-bay purchase.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"Never been to a car boot sale

Never had a doner kebab

Never bought anything from eBay. "

Never had a doner kebab????? You haven't lived.

Dave

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Never been caught shoplifting

Never shagged my best mate's girl behind his back

Never supoorted a Fußball club other than that of my HOME town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a 3some

Never passed a drivers test

Never got a tribal tattoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had haggis

Never been able to whistle

and i cant say refrigerator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't see them weird pics within the dots

Been to Hong Kong but not Cornwall

Watched any horror film without jumping screaming or hiding behind my hands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had 7 women on my mind....

never painted a red door black....

never stayed on topic...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Never watched ET.

Never drank coffee.

Didn't have a lovely time the day we went to Bangor.

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Never driven a crappy vauxhall car.

Never been to blackpool.

Never put on makeup

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never watched any of the Star Wars films

Never had a tattoo

Never drank whisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been bareback gangbanged.

Never been fisted past the elbow.

Never been shat on.

Wait? What? Eh? You mean that's *not* normal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/06/13 18:55:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been able to whistle

Never been able to cough when someones cupping my nuts

Never had a footjob(although do want one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't crack my fingers.

I've never dyed my hair blonde.

I've never had a fake tan."

Me neither

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

I can't drive.

I can't whistle.

I have never eaten a fish finger sandwich.

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

I can't do zumba

I've never broke a bone

I've never been to Scotland !!!!

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

I can't do zumba

I've never broke a bone

I've never been to Scotland !!!!

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

never been married

never done drugs

never had two women in my bed

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

Never broken a bone

Never eaten caviar

Never sung karaoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been in a submarine (unless you count captain Nemos at the magic kingdom or the atlantis at legoland)

Never wrestled a tiger (hold on, I have, best change that to a rhinoceros)

Never been to a gay bar (except funny girls in Blackpool) on my own

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Never watched a James bond/harry potter/star wars film.

Never driven

Never had a childhood illness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never copped off at the grafton, on grab a granny night

Never got tattooed

Never been arrested......so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Touch my bum cheek with the tip of my tongue.

2. Grow wings

3. Talk to Birds

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

Wow. You lot don't do some pretty abnormal normal things!

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By *ackiekenny twoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Never licked my elbow

Never had 3sum fun

and never been fucked in the ass haha not goin to happen

bet all you still trying to lick your elbow lol

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By *livia_KWoman
over a year ago

South London

"Never licked my elbow

Never had 3sum fun

and never been fucked in the ass haha not goin to happen

bet all you still trying to lick your elbow lol

Oh damn you! That bloody elbow thing gets me every time. Every bloody time!

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By *ackiekenny twoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Never licked my elbow

Never had 3sum fun

and never been fucked in the ass haha not goin to happen

bet all you still trying to lick your elbow lol

Oh damn you! That bloody elbow thing gets me every time. Every bloody time!

lol i would help you out n lick yours for you if you wish lol x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Never watched a full football match

never care to much what ppl think or say about me. What I know is what matters

never hit a woman although a good few I should have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been to a car boot sale

Never had a doner kebab

Never bought anything from eBay. "

If you've never had a doner kebab the chances that 'youve never eaten horse' have increased!!!

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By *athfindersCouple
over a year ago

Hull

Never had a tooth filled

Never broke a bone

Never tasted tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sleep !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never been bareback gangbanged.

Never been fisted past the elbow.

Never been shat on.

Wait? What? Eh? You mean that's *not* normal?

Lol we have a lot in common !!!! Shame we don't live closer then we cud try them together ( not ) !!!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Driven on freeways in the States and on Greek roads, but never driven on a motorway in the UK or driven further than eight miles from any house I've lived in in south London.

Never been into Lidl or a charity shop.

Never climbed a ladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never been in love with anyone

Never married

Never been in trouble wiv da law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a baby vaginally

Can't separate 4th and 5th fingers (live long and prosper sign)

Never been to Australia.

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By *woplusmoreMan
over a year ago

Bath

Never watched a star wars film,

Never been arrested,

I can't touch my little finger with my thumb on the same hand! Freak!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't separate 4th and 5th fingers (live long and prosper sign)

Try your 3rd and 4th.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Sign of the times that people are listing "not tried drugs" and "never been arrested" as abnormal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't separate 4th and 5th fingers (live long and prosper sign)

Try your 3rd and 4th.

You're correct, my bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't separate 4th and 5th fingers (live long and prosper sign)

Try your 3rd and 4th.

You're correct, my bad.

LOL No worries!

Just glad to hear that you wouldn't be very good at a game of strip rock scissors paper lizard spock.

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Never had a car driving license (had a bike)

Never been arrested

Never tried double penetration (but i blooming want to!!)

Mrs xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never broken a bone

never eaten shell fish

never watched star wars films

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Never been caught by a strap on

Never read the forum without tutting at least once

Never been the filling in a bi woman sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never one drugs

Never broke a bone

Never mastered the art of playing the paino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never one drugs

Never broke a bone

Never mastered the art of playing the paino"

*done drugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never been beat at scrabble

never been to a Newcastle match ive actually enjoyed lol

never tried marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had a tattoo

Never thrown up after drinking

Never got a toy up my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't swim

Never been pierced

Never had kids

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By *DandPokeCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Never licked someone's arsehole

Never fucked a workmate

Never used a strap on on a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never driven a car.

Never been in trouble with the law.

Never had a full experience with a woman (but thats soon about to change)

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Never drank/tried Coffee.this is true the smell turns my stomarch

Never been in a charity shop..

Never had a Burger king

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

never drank a pina collada before making love in the rain..

never wanted to drive like a complete twat..

never trusted a politician, most journalists and members of the clergy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had sex on the beach

Never been abroad

Never had a MFM

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