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I just bit my tongue so bad...

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bristol

What dumb shit have you done today?

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

Enjoy it in a couple of days when it's almost healed and you bite the exact same spot!

I've actually not done anything dumb today... I've just jinxed it, haven't I? 🙄

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Sent a voice note to my son instead of someone else

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Sent a voice note to my son instead of someone else "

Omg not a sexy one?

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

Nothing worse than biting your tongue. I've had a disaster free day

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Sent a voice note to my son instead of someone else "

You have to explain now

You can't leave that one hanging

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Well it wasnt so sexy,it was kinda jokey about a venomous spitting python off the deep dark Web.

And I just got one back asking me if I had started smoking or been out drinking and that he didn't want to know.

Luckily it wasnt a filthy one.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

After the last couple of days disaster ive been disaster free

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By *oodmessMan
8 weeks ago

yumsville

Ate a large kebab for lunch.. After tea, I'm a bit full

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By *tannersMan
8 weeks ago

stanley

Was doing oven chips, accidentally set it to grill, realised about 10 minutes later, then thought I’d turned to oven but had turned everything off , only realised my second screw up when the timer beeped 🤦‍♂️

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"After the last couple of days disaster ive been disaster free"

Well that's good.

The disasters have been kind enough to leave your Friday in peace

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ate a large kebab for lunch.. After tea, I'm a bit full"

Large kebab for lunch?

That's an evening meal...

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By *oodmessMan
8 weeks ago

yumsville


"Ate a large kebab for lunch.. After tea, I'm a bit full

Large kebab for lunch?

That's an evening meal..."

Yeah I was still feeling it at 4 or 5.. It was a bit good though

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
8 weeks ago

Hampshire

Broke my tooth!

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By *iking 777Man
8 weeks ago

stromness

Agreed to work tomorrow

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By *hat.coupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Kent

Went to work 🙄

Mrs x

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By *luerooMan
8 weeks ago

Bridgwater

i woke after a night shift thinking i might just get to suck some cock.

doesn't get any dumber than that !

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By *hePerkyPumpkin OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Broke my tooth! "

Ah shit, how'd you do that?

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