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"Go on then ibe just brushed my teeth and everything 😬 " Super, I’ve got to admit I had a dirty kebab and 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and kipped in the doorway of B&M bargains so I might not be as fresh as you.  | |||
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"I won't say no but are you brewing up first Fiddles? Stick the kettle on and you've got me until it boils ☕️" Kettle is never off.  | |||
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"Go on then ibe just brushed my teeth and everything 😬 Super, I’ve got to admit I had a dirty kebab and 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and kipped in the doorway of B&M bargains so I might not be as fresh as you. "You're nan called me to ask if I knew were you were do had an inkling... | |||
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"I won't say no but are you brewing up first Fiddles? Stick the kettle on and you've got me until it boils ☕️ Kettle is never off. "You....you really know how to make a girl swoon 🥰😅 I'm in! | |||
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"Go on then ibe just brushed my teeth and everything 😬 Super, I’ve got to admit I had a dirty kebab and 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and kipped in the doorway of B&M bargains so I might not be as fresh as you.
You're nan called me to ask if I knew were you were do had an inkling..."Thing is, she’s been spending way too much time with Tony the bingo caller from down the Legion. Yesterday the only viable edible foodstuff in the house was a bag of Devon toffees and half of them were covered in fluff. Left me with no alternative but to go down the kebab route. | |||
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"Go on then ibe just brushed my teeth and everything 😬 Super, I’ve got to admit I had a dirty kebab and 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and kipped in the doorway of B&M bargains so I might not be as fresh as you.
You're nan called me to ask if I knew were you were do had an inkling...
Thing is, she’s been spending way too much time with Tony the bingo caller from down the Legion. Yesterday the only viable edible foodstuff in the house was a bag of Devon toffees and half of them were covered in fluff.
Left me with no alternative but to go down the kebab route. "I'm not sure that was fluff,been there that long it could have got fluffy,she told me Tony doesn't have a great aim. She's gonna be hot hot hot tonight salsa at 6pm so I'd make yourself scarce  | |||
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"Go on then ibe just brushed my teeth and everything 😬 Super, I’ve got to admit I had a dirty kebab and 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and kipped in the doorway of B&M bargains so I might not be as fresh as you.
You're nan called me to ask if I knew were you were do had an inkling...
Thing is, she’s been spending way too much time with Tony the bingo caller from down the Legion. Yesterday the only viable edible foodstuff in the house was a bag of Devon toffees and half of them were covered in fluff.
Left me with no alternative but to go down the kebab route.
I'm not sure that was fluff,been there that long it could have got fluffy,she told me Tony doesn't have a great aim.
She's gonna be hot hot hot tonight salsa at 6pm so I'd make yourself scarce "Don’t say that, last time they went to Salsa, they came back and were at it like the Strictly Christmas Special. | |||
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"Go on then ibe just brushed my teeth and everything 😬 Super, I’ve got to admit I had a dirty kebab and 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and kipped in the doorway of B&M bargains so I might not be as fresh as you.
You're nan called me to ask if I knew were you were do had an inkling...
Thing is, she’s been spending way too much time with Tony the bingo caller from down the Legion. Yesterday the only viable edible foodstuff in the house was a bag of Devon toffees and half of them were covered in fluff.
Left me with no alternative but to go down the kebab route.
I'm not sure that was fluff,been there that long it could have got fluffy,she told me Tony doesn't have a great aim.
She's gonna be hot hot hot tonight salsa at 6pm so I'd make yourself scarce
Don’t say that, last time they went to Salsa, they came back and were at it like the Strictly Christmas Special. "Sticky strictly special tonight baby | |||
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"It’s Friday, who fancies a snog. Spooning and doogyvstyle over the trolley park in Asda car park are also viable options. 🥸" Classy. | |||
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"Go on then ibe just brushed my teeth and everything 😬 Super, I’ve got to admit I had a dirty kebab and 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and kipped in the doorway of B&M bargains so I might not be as fresh as you.
You're nan called me to ask if I knew were you were do had an inkling...
Thing is, she’s been spending way too much time with Tony the bingo caller from down the Legion. Yesterday the only viable edible foodstuff in the house was a bag of Devon toffees and half of them were covered in fluff.
Left me with no alternative but to go down the kebab route.
I'm not sure that was fluff,been there that long it could have got fluffy,she told me Tony doesn't have a great aim.
She's gonna be hot hot hot tonight salsa at 6pm so I'd make yourself scarce
Don’t say that, last time they went to Salsa, they came back and were at it like the Strictly Christmas Special.
Sticky strictly special tonight baby "That’s what my kebab was.  | |||
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"Go on then ibe just brushed my teeth and everything 😬 Super, I’ve got to admit I had a dirty kebab and 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and kipped in the doorway of B&M bargains so I might not be as fresh as you.
You're nan called me to ask if I knew were you were do had an inkling...
Thing is, she’s been spending way too much time with Tony the bingo caller from down the Legion. Yesterday the only viable edible foodstuff in the house was a bag of Devon toffees and half of them were covered in fluff.
Left me with no alternative but to go down the kebab route.
I'm not sure that was fluff,been there that long it could have got fluffy,she told me Tony doesn't have a great aim.
She's gonna be hot hot hot tonight salsa at 6pm so I'd make yourself scarce
Don’t say that, last time they went to Salsa, they came back and were at it like the Strictly Christmas Special.
Sticky strictly special tonight baby
That’s what my kebab was. "You pervert! | |||
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"Go on then ibe just brushed my teeth and everything 😬 Super, I’ve got to admit I had a dirty kebab and 4 cans of Carlsberg Special Brew and kipped in the doorway of B&M bargains so I might not be as fresh as you.
You're nan called me to ask if I knew were you were do had an inkling...
Thing is, she’s been spending way too much time with Tony the bingo caller from down the Legion. Yesterday the only viable edible foodstuff in the house was a bag of Devon toffees and half of them were covered in fluff.
Left me with no alternative but to go down the kebab route.
I'm not sure that was fluff,been there that long it could have got fluffy,she told me Tony doesn't have a great aim.
She's gonna be hot hot hot tonight salsa at 6pm so I'd make yourself scarce
Don’t say that, last time they went to Salsa, they came back and were at it like the Strictly Christmas Special.
Sticky strictly special tonight baby
That’s what my kebab was.
You pervert!"How dare you, you’ll be hearing from my legal team, although I guess it’s probably true in which case I retract that statement. | |||
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"It’s Friday, who fancies a snog. Spooning and doogyvstyle over the trolley park in Asda car park are also viable options. 🥸" I heard Waitrose has a larger mega pixel security camera system if you want use a supermarket trolley 😂 | |||
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"It’s Friday, who fancies a snog. Spooning and doogyvstyle over the trolley park in Asda car park are also viable options. 🥸" I thought Asda was our thing  | |||
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