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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago

How would you write your ideal opening message that you knew would catch your attention? This is keeping in mind someone actually read your bio and fits what you are looking for.

What are your free flags?

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By *ex HolesMan
8 weeks ago

Up North

Yeah, like we’d give that little Easter Egg away

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair

I've said this previously but the standard template to use is:

ㅤㅤ

Dear Lådy / Madam / Siren / Maiden,

I have perused and ruminated over your rather splendid profile, and I feel that we align perfectly for shenanigans beyond our comprehension. I would like to apply herein with the kind anticipation of making your acquaintance. Please find attached a copy of my photograph for your delight and admiration, and in support of my application.

Yours faithfully,

{insert Fab name}.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
8 weeks ago


"I've said this previously but the standard template to use is:

ㅤㅤ

Dear Lådy / Madam / Siren / Maiden,

I have perused and ruminated over your rather splendid profile, and I feel that we align perfectly for shenanigans beyond our comprehension. I would like to apply herein with the kind anticipation of making your acquaintance. Please find attached a copy of my photograph for your delight and admiration, and in support of my application.

Yours faithfully,

{insert Fab name}."

Using this in next job applications

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

Oi woman, spread em and get your bat cage ready.. I'll be there in half hour.

Makes me weak.

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By *avexxMan
8 weeks ago

cheshire


"Oi woman, spread em and get your bat cage ready.. I'll be there in half hour.

Makes me weak."
... this line is correct

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

I'm local, you're sexy. FaF?

Works everytime

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
8 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I have tea and cake, FaF?

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Without fail (ironically) I always say

“GIZZASHAGYABITCH”

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

Ive got a beaut of a trick.... cost about £2k and probably one of the worst decisions ive made, but I have a highland cow and the ladies love her 😂

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
8 weeks ago

Norwich ish

Can give you some lines to avoid having had some real choice ones over last couple of weeks (these are not word for word but give the gist”

“Cracking profile would love to come over and dump my load on that ass ….. I’m free now” sent at about 4.30 in the afternoon

“I’d love to meet you both and ruin her”

“Hey how r u”

For some reason that last one is as offensive as the earlier ones.

Not that we are looking to meet single guys so who knows maybe it works with those who are. But doubt it

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