FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest gift

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

What's the funniest gift you've ever recieved.

I was married but going out with a lad from college for the night.

He turned up and I opened the door and he said I bought you a gift

Do you know what it was,? ....

4 tins of stewing steak

His dad had been given them by a community kitchen and he thought i might like them

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

A she-wee has to be up there

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once gave a friend a tin that I'd soldered shut. They could hear it rattling and so had to open it with a tin opener. Inside they found another tin opener.

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

A fecking cooker as ours broke a week before xmas...he went out bought one told me it was my xmas present so I could cook xmas dinner

My daughter got me a spiderman birthday card for mothers day as she left it too late and shop was out,along with a huge bar of white chocolate knowing I don't like white chocolate and she was 18 not little

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

I can't think of any funny gifts but an ex bought me a Christmas card that said 'happy Christmas Dear Dad', and hubby bought me an anniversary card that said 'happy anniversary to the both of you'

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Round the bend

"A fecking cooker as ours broke a week before xmas...he went out bought one told me it was my xmas present so I could cook xmas dinner

Id of made him cook 🤣

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By *apua New GuineaMan
8 weeks ago

nearby

My friend got me a banana holder as she's a banana hater. I got her a giant inflateable banana in return. Bad idea- she kept hitting me with it!

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
8 weeks ago

Stratford upon Avon

"I can't think of any funny gifts but an ex bought me a Christmas card that said 'happy Christmas Dear Dad', and hubby bought me an anniversary card that said 'happy anniversary to the both of you'

My Dad bought my mum an anniversary card with "Congratulations on YOUR anniversary" I can remember her going mad at him because he was disregarding it was also his anniversary

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By *issmorganWoman
8 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

When I left a job a few years ago, one of my colleagues got me 2 x Tins of spaghetti hoops, due to how often I ate them on night shifts.

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By *partharmonyCouple
8 weeks ago

Tonbridge

We were given a vase with a a butterfly at the top that looked very much like a vagina.

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