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By *enk15 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

Saw a profile with 40 words, 20 of them were warning people who don't make an effort with their profile not to bother messaging.

What irony have you come across lately? (here, there or anywhere)

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By *eductiveSecretsWoman
8 weeks ago

Birmingham

So many profiles state fill in later but im yet to be filled in.. tease.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
8 weeks ago

Niche

People celebrating a movie about tourettes....

You know the rest

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By *enk15 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham


"So many profiles state fill in later but im yet to be filled in.. tease."

🤣🤣

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex

People starting threads complaining that nobody replies to them, then not replying to anyone in the thread or only replying to people who agree with them. 🤷‍♀️

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By *parkle1974Woman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

The amount that say "safe sex" only yet their pictures tell a very different story!

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By *enk15 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham


"People celebrating a movie about tourettes....

You know the rest"

Yes indeed.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
8 weeks ago

Niche

People asking for advice and then arguing the point and rejecting all help.

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By *eo001Man
8 weeks ago

High Wycombe

Facts. Risky behaviour is a no no for me

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By *enk15 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham


"People starting threads complaining that nobody replies to them, then not replying to anyone in the thread or only replying to people who agree with them. 🤷‍♀️"

Confirmation bias is rife.

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By *offiacoolWoman
8 weeks ago

Alsager


"People asking for advice and then arguing the point and rejecting all help."

I posted advice recently and got blocked

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By *eyeYCouple
8 weeks ago

Nr Leicester

Stating, we won't reply to messages without face pictures, only to message without face pictures.. 🤷😂

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By *ominantWhisperMan
8 weeks ago

Lancashire


"So many profiles state fill in later but im yet to be filled in.. tease."

This! Some of which have ben members for years

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By *anderingArtistMan
8 weeks ago

an abstract world

The word "straight" on some profiles who proceed to have oodles of verifications from the same sex and not just for a friendly social 👉🏽👈🏽

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By *eyeYCouple
8 weeks ago

Nr Leicester


"The word "straight" on some profiles who proceed to have oodles of verifications from the same sex and not just for a friendly social 👉🏽👈🏽"

Or the rapid shift to I/we play bi.. 🤔

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Being beautiful to those that haven't seen me.

The straight manthat stated in his profile...I only fuck men they can't fuck me

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By *hisIsMe58Man
8 weeks ago

Winchester

People that state they are in on rate me threads, but their profiles are switched off.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex

People that say on their profile that they're respectful then proceed to be anything but in the forum or publicly bad talk their partner

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By *enk15 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham


"People that say on their profile that they're respectful then proceed to be anything but in the forum or publicly bad talk their partner "

Also profiles that say "discreet" but post photos of their meets.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

People complaining about others being rude to them, and then they start being rude to people on the thread.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex


"People that say on their profile that they're respectful then proceed to be anything but in the forum or publicly bad talk their partner

Also profiles that say "discreet" but post photos of their meets."

Yep

What about people who say they're 'discrete' then there's two of them 😝

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

And don’t get me started on the men who message every woman in a 100 mile radius regardless of their preferences then complain gay men are ignoring THEIR preferences and messaging them.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex

There used to be a community bus called 'the happy shopper'. Everyone on it looked really miserable

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By *elvet RopeMan
8 weeks ago

by the big field

Alanis not really touring for the best part of 20 years- when she finally announced a world tour, Covid arrived…I had to have a wee chuckle

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I find it totally ironic that the men here who are most desperate to get their dick wet are more than likely not going to get their dick wet.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

People who twist because they were missed in the "person above" threads, then continue the thread and miss a person 🤷‍♂️

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By *enk15 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham


"And don’t get me started on the men who message every woman in a 100 mile radius regardless of their preferences then complain gay men are ignoring THEIR preferences and messaging them. "

A while ago a straight man started a thread along the lines of "Why are straight men viewing my profile?! It's weird"

I commented and he viewed my profile.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"And don’t get me started on the men who message every woman in a 100 mile radius regardless of their preferences then complain gay men are ignoring THEIR preferences and messaging them.

A while ago a straight man started a thread along the lines of "Why are straight men viewing my profile?! It's weird"

I commented and he viewed my profile. "

This 👆

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By *007ManMan
8 weeks ago

Worthing

Women on dating apps who barely string more than once sentence together during inital chat.

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By *histle79Man
8 weeks ago

Guildford

I did see one profile that said if you message me I’ll block you…

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By *ealitybitesMan
8 weeks ago

Belfast

People who complain about the reply privately option on the forums who when asked a question in public choose to reply privately...

People who post on the forums about being more positive and that negative people have no place here who are so hard to listen to in private messages because they do nothing but whinge.

People who were removed from chat groups over the years for sharing wildly inappropriate pictures but these days are quick to condemn others for doing the same.

People who accused those who were removed from chat groups for sharing wildly inappropriate pictures of being a TV documentary waiting to happen but are now in a relationship with them😳

Those who warn people about how dangerous, deranged and hideous other fabbers are and feel they should have their kids taken off them before then verifying them as salt of the earth characters and lifelong friends.

Fab is full of irony.

The irony of this post is that those who are guilty of all of the above will claim it wasn't them but don't see the irony in the fact that if they haven't done any of that then why are they offended?

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By *rSuave88Man
8 weeks ago

Mirfield


"Women on dating apps who barely string more than once sentence together during inital chat."

Oh tell me about it.

The women who complain of men not making an effort, yet don't have the skills to maintain a conversation themselves.

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By *enk15 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham


"I did see one profile that said if you message me I’ll block you… "

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

The profiles that have please write ‘ insert some random word ‘ to prove you had read our profile but don’t read other peoples…

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

Short people who complain about being short, while continuing to be short.

Do something about it and grow up 😂

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)


"Short people who complain about being short, while continuing to be short.

Do something about it and grow up 😂"

I’ve tried but can’t make it past 5’1 lol and now I’m only going to get shorter as I age :/

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Female profiles that repeatedly post asking about gangbangs and have status updates reflecting this, yet after years of membership only have 2 sketchy verifications

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

Central


"Short people who complain about being short, while continuing to be short.

Do something about it and grow up 😂"

Bold

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Forumites who say they're taking an extended break from Fab, but keep popping up to comment on threads about irony...

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland


"Short people who complain about being short, while continuing to be short.

Do something about it and grow up 😂

Bold "

Sorry I'll behave

Also people who say sorry and they'll behave when caught out, yet they wont 😂

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)


"Short people who complain about being short, while continuing to be short.

Do something about it and grow up 😂

Bold

Sorry I'll behave

Also people who say sorry and they'll behave when caught out, yet they wont 😂"

I think we know who they are hehe x

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland


"Short people who complain about being short, while continuing to be short.

Do something about it and grow up 😂

Bold

Sorry I'll behave

Also people who say sorry and they'll behave when caught out, yet they wont 😂

I think we know who they are hehe x "

🙄🙄 dont look at me 😂😂

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By *insBadMan
8 weeks ago

& around


"Saw a profile with 40 words, 20 of them were warning people who don't make an effort with their profile not to bother messaging.

What irony have you come across lately? (here, there or anywhere)"

So happy you get the meaning of "irony" , unlike Alanis Morissette. She was singing about coincidence not irony

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Forumites who say they're taking an extended break from Fab, but keep popping up to comment on threads about irony...

"

Hey Davina, I wondered where you where. Hope your ok

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By *nnCeeWoman
8 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I did see one profile that said if you message me I’ll block you… "

Was that Wonko?! Lol

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
8 weeks ago

Stratford upon Avon


"Saw a profile with 40 words, 20 of them were warning people who don't make an effort with their profile not to bother messaging.

What irony have you come across lately? (here, there or anywhere)"

The amount of COUPLES profiles... And the female isn't available. We've heard it all, she's working, she's away, she's putting kids to bed, making the tea, unwell, visiting their sick parents .. I've even had... She's just DIED!!!

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)


"Saw a profile with 40 words, 20 of them were warning people who don't make an effort with their profile not to bother messaging.

What irony have you come across lately? (here, there or anywhere)

The amount of COUPLES profiles... And the female isn't available. We've heard it all, she's working, she's away, she's putting kids to bed, making the tea, unwell, visiting their sick parents .. I've even had... She's just DIED!!! "

Just died ?!? wtf !? Clearly not true but let’s just say the 0000.1% chance it was why on earth are they online !

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By *issmorganWoman
8 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

A man sending me a friend invite, when he'd stated no random friend requests on his profile.

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
8 weeks ago

Northumberland

Left handed people who moan about being left handed, but continue to be left handed.... use your other hand you lazy fucks!

P.s.... im left handed, just threw a pen across a room becuase it smudged ink up my finger 😂

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By *hat.coupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Kent

People who go on about not replying to "hi" or "hey" messages "saying you need to make more effort to get a reply from them" then they reply "hi" to my beautifully worded personalised message 🙄.

Mrs x

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
8 weeks ago

chester

A long missive from a single man about how he always reads profiles and tailors his response to the person, with reference to how annoying it is when gets single men mess aging him.

To a couple who state in BOLD LETTERS we re not looking to meet single men.

Sigh……

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By *ayBeeTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Winchester

[Removed by poster at 26/02/26 18:18:42]

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By *orny IrishMan
8 weeks ago

North Wiltshire

Someone creating a thread about organising a gangbang type meet, when offered advice or points made saying its not their first rodeo but the green arrow reveals them constantly asking advice on clubs around the country.

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By *mready67Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

When ‘straight’ guys message asking me to wank with them to their ‘wife’

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By *eautyandthebeast86Couple
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in Norfolk ask :)

Just been asked for money for sex ffs blocked

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By *aven RedWoman
8 weeks ago

who knows, but it's not raining x

Profiles with 'new on here' in their bio or status, but have been on fab for over a year x

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
8 weeks ago

Stratford upon Avon


"Saw a profile with 40 words, 20 of them were warning people who don't make an effort with their profile not to bother messaging.

What irony have you come across lately? (here, there or anywhere)

The amount of COUPLES profiles... And the female isn't available. We've heard it all, she's working, she's away, she's putting kids to bed, making the tea, unwell, visiting their sick parents .. I've even had... She's just DIED!!!

Just died ?!? wtf !? Clearly not true but let’s just say the 0000.1% chance it was why on earth are they online ! "

My thoughts exactly!

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