FabSwingers.com forum: Plan my evening for me

By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

The wife is away with the kids tonight. I will have 5 hours of child free me time! 🥳

I can't be trusted to make the most of the time on my own, so please plan my evening for me. Here are my options:

Wank - 30 minutes

Gaming - 1 hour

Fossil prep - 1 hour

Tidy the house - 2 hours

Fold the laundry - 30 minutes

Workout - 1 hour

Watch 28 Years Later - 2 hours

Doom scroll - 5 minutes to 5 hours

Candle Making - 1 hour

Scroll Fab for hotlist additions - 30 minutes

Shower - 30 minutes

Plant shopping - 30 minutes

Cook and eat dinner - 1 hour

post a "meet now" and wait for all the messages to roll in - 5 hours

And before someone says it, I do not have the stamina for 10 wanks

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

Wank - 30 minutes

Gaming - 1 hour

Fold the laundry - 30 minutes

Workout - 1 hour

Scroll Fab for hotlist additions - 30 minutes

Shower - 30 minutes

Cook and eat dinner - 1 hour

Gaming, workout, wank, shower, fold the laundry, cook and eat dinner, scroll fab and then fold the laundry.

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By *itrimmedMan
8 weeks ago

london

Get naked, get on cam. Wank for 5 hours and watch guys cum x

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"Wank - 30 minutes

Gaming - 1 hour

Fold the laundry - 30 minutes

Workout - 1 hour

Scroll Fab for hotlist additions - 30 minutes

Shower - 30 minutes

Cook and eat dinner - 1 hour

Gaming, workout, wank, shower, fold the laundry, cook and eat dinner, scroll fab and then fold the laundry."

Wait, so I gotta throw the laundry back on the floor and fold it again?

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"Get naked, get on cam. Wank for 5 hours and watch guys cum x"

5 hours? It'll probably fall off 😳

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Easy:

Tea,

then Ross Noble in Shrewsbury or perhaps Eric Rushton in Stone, as both are gigging tonight.

Get home, wank

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"Easy:

Tea,

then Ross Noble in Shrewsbury or perhaps Eric Rushton in Stone, as both are gigging tonight.

Get home, wank

I can get there, watch Ross for 1 hour and get back in my time limit... no time for the wank though, unless I do it while driving, or while watching Ross 🤔

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By *olo180Man
8 weeks ago

Greater London

Surely you can knock one out in 10mins in the shower…then that kills 2 birds with one stone and you have an extra 20mins to add to one of the others 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well, best to get tea/dinner out of the way first which frees you up to enjoy the rest of your evening with: gaming, wanking and finally, doom scrolling 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"Surely you can knock one out in 10mins in the shower…then that kills 2 birds with one stone and you have an extra 20mins to add to one of the others 🤷🏻‍♂️"

In the shower? 😲😱

Oh no, sir. I am a classy wanker. I'll need to light the candles and incense, nestled under a cashmere blanket whilst sipping on my Bordeaux.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Wank

Sleep

Repeat

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By *enk15 OP Man
8 weeks ago

Evesham

"Wank

Sleep

Repeat "

DING DING DING. we have a winner 🏆

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By *utsackerMan
8 weeks ago

north east

Porn on the big telly

Order Chinese since very inconsiderately lwft to fend for self

Watch 28 years later when Chinese arrives

Fall asleep on couch with Chinese wrappers and empty pepsi max cans strewn about the living room floor and let the wife and kids come home to find you in this state

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