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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

My bloody drain is blocked and ive got sewage all over my garden.

There coming to sort it in the next 24 hrs.

Wish I hadn't gone outside now

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By *iolet_FyreCouple
8 weeks ago

Yateley

Yikes, doesn’t sound cheap!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"Yikes, doesn’t sound cheap!"
I live in council property so dont have to.pay fortunately

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By *oozleMan
8 weeks ago

high wycombe

Sorry to hear that, hopefully it will be a quick fix!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
8 weeks ago

cardiff

Thats crap 💩

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By *onn8955Man
8 weeks ago

Whitby

If there is ever a good time for it to happen I suppose its when its still cool outside before the weather picks up! Hope its sorted soon though!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex

24 hours!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"24 hours! "
cant fo the washing, run the kitchen tap or flush the loo so hope they are here sooner

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex


"24 hours! cant fo the washing, run the kitchen tap or flush the loo so hope they are here sooner"

Are you waiting on the council or your water authority?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"24 hours! cant fo the washing, run the kitchen tap or flush the loo so hope they are here sooner

Are you waiting on the council or your water authority? "

council

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Oh dear,hope its sorted soon mine did it on my drive last year

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By *luebell888Woman
8 weeks ago

Glasgowish


"My bloody drain is blocked and ive got sewage all over my garden.

There coming to sort it in the next 24 hrs.

Wish I hadn't gone outside now "

So the garden is not smelling like roses

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"My bloody drain is blocked and ive got sewage all over my garden.

There coming to sort it in the next 24 hrs.

Wish I hadn't gone outside now

So the garden is not smelling like roses "

Let's just say im not in a rush to go back out there lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex


"24 hours! cant fo the washing, run the kitchen tap or flush the loo so hope they are here sooner

Are you waiting on the council or your water authority? council"

I was going to say that since it's raw sewage it's an emergency but then I remembered that in the sea minutes away from my house they regularly pump shit into the sea with gay abandon 🤷‍♀️.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
8 weeks ago

Swansea


"24 hours! cant fo the washing, run the kitchen tap or flush the loo so hope they are here sooner"

I think that's an emergency call out, especially as you do not even have drinking water or toilet flushing facility. I certainly wouldn't be waiting, I would escalate the problem.

Mrs S&N

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

East Sussex


"24 hours! cant fo the washing, run the kitchen tap or flush the loo so hope they are here sooner

I think that's an emergency call out, especially as you do not even have drinking water or toilet flushing facility. I certainly wouldn't be waiting, I would escalate the problem.

Mrs S&N "

In Tunbridge Wells in November over 24,000 homes were without running water for five or six days. It's not unusual in parts of Sussex for this to happen on a fairly regular basis for shorter periods of time. It's never treated as an emergency.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
Forum Mod

8 weeks ago

Central

You have my full sympathy Diamond. It sounds like he'll, especially as there's no timescales for it to actually get fixed. It being midweek now,is in your favour

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"24 hours! cant fo the washing, run the kitchen tap or flush the loo so hope they are here sooner

I think that's an emergency call out, especially as you do not even have drinking water or toilet flushing facility. I certainly wouldn't be waiting, I would escalate the problem.

Mrs S&N "

This is an emergency call out, 24hrs or less

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
8 weeks ago

Gourock

A good rodding will sort you out 😁

Hopefully it gets done quickly and doesn't cost too much

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By *rSuave88Man
8 weeks ago

Mirfield

It's probably you're own personal sewage anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"It's probably you're own personal sewage anyway "

Hopefully the Council will match all the turds to their owners and enable successful reunions.

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By *ornyguy666Man
8 weeks ago

Nottingham


"My bloody drain is blocked and ive got sewage all over my garden.

There coming to sort it in the next 24 hrs.

Wish I hadn't gone outside now "

holy shit

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

He's been and gone, it was the manhole that was blocked. God did it stink

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

1:don't flush wipes down the loo

2:get some drain rods.

3:never tip cooking oil down the sink.

4:maybe eat more fibre

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds


"He's been and gone, it was the manhole that was blocked. God did it stink"

Think I’ve read verifications that said just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"it was the manhole that was blocked."

Men on Fab getting the blame again !

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By *ools and the brainCouple
8 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"He's been and gone, it was the manhole that was blocked. God did it stink"

Story of my life

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"He's been and gone, it was the manhole that was blocked. God did it stink

Think I’ve read verifications that said just that. "

Yes I didnt realise what I typed but now ive read it back its funny

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"He's been and gone, it was the manhole that was blocked. God did it stink

Think I’ve read verifications that said just that. Yes I didnt realise what I typed but now ive read it back its funny"

It's must have been very unpleasant but you've brought some laughter to the Forum. 🤣

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By *oodmessMan
8 weeks ago

yumsville

I wouldn't like to go outside find if stepped in something I shouldn't, then be told I can't wash it off. Are you supposed to go to the river with a bottle of timotei?

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By *oodmessMan
8 weeks ago

yumsville

This has put me off my pie

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
8 weeks ago

SW1A1AA


"He's been and gone, it was the manhole that was blocked. God did it stink

Think I’ve read verifications that said just that. Yes I didnt realise what I typed but now ive read it back its funny

It's must have been very unpleasant but you've brought some laughter to the Forum. 🤣"

It stunk but the poor guy had to clean it up

Not sure what hes left as haven't been.out there

It was a nightmare but they came within three hours and didnt take long to sort

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