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Bouncy Boobs and Buoyancy: An In Depth Scientific Analysis

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good folks: You may recall that yesterday, we explored the highly fascinating phenomenon of floating phalluses and non buoyant balls.

Well today, in an equally not at all crass thread, I require the help of all you lovely booby bearers 🥰

Boobs float - it is an incontrovertible scientific fact and as with anything possessing buoyant properties, they will subsequently fight all attempts of submersion with valiant resolve and defiance.

With this in mind, I’m interested in what happens to your womanly weapons of wonderment if you lay face down in a bath?

Do your boobs attempt to make a desperate bid for freedom out to your sides?

Alternatively, perhaps your boobs lift you straight up as though you are being levitated by a stage magician?

Perhaps their buoyancy is of such magnificence that they flip you right over akin to a sort of gentle wrestling move?

Please do reveal all here 😃

Remember, I ask the above purely in the venerable name of science and not in any way to appease my personal pervy propensities……obviously 😜👍🏻

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By *tormQueenWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Mine are utterly insufficient to provide me with any discernble buoyancy 🤷‍♀️

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By *et and WillingCouple
8 weeks ago

Nuneaton

That put it like this if id been on the Titanic everyone would of been ok

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

Face down in a bath? Cant say I have tried that since long before I had boobs!

But their buoyancy may allow me to keep my face out and breathe 😃

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That put it like this if id been on the Titanic everyone would of been ok "

😂😂😂 That’s the spirit 😁😁😁

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Face down in a bath? Cant say I have tried that since long before I had boobs!

But their buoyancy may allow me to keep my face out and breathe 😃"

Sadly, for we chaps, no such luck. We simply sink down beneath the waves face first 🙁 (with only our todgers bobbing up behind us) 😭

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Mine are utterly insufficient to provide me with any discernble buoyancy 🤷‍♀️"

A bath experiment is beckoning you 😜👍🏻

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By *tormQueenWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester


"Mine are utterly insufficient to provide me with any discernble buoyancy 🤷‍♀️

A bath experiment is beckoning you 😜👍🏻"

Well when you dont hear from me...assume ive drowned 🤣🤣

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By *egnMaxCouple
8 weeks ago

East Midlands

I displace so much water I end up lying in an empty bath.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Mine are utterly insufficient to provide me with any discernble buoyancy 🤷‍♀️

A bath experiment is beckoning you 😜👍🏻

Well when you dont hear from me...assume ive drowned 🤣🤣"

😂😂😱😱 I’m on standby 😇😇👍🏻👍🏻

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I displace so much water I end up lying in an empty bath. "

😂😂😂😂 As that fine chap Archimedes famously exclaimed, ‘Eureka!’ 😜👍🏻👍🏻

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman
8 weeks ago

Reading

Given sufficient room, mine would actively as a self righting system, returning me to face up. In the absence of room, they would cause me to rock until sufficent water has been displaced and they no longer float.

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus

Definitely not tried facedown in the bath but they definitely help me float in the pool 🤣

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Given sufficient room, mine would actively as a self righting system, returning me to face up. In the absence of room, they would cause me to rock until sufficent water has been displaced and they no longer float."

😂😂 Boobs - Absolute life savers! 😜🥰🥰

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Definitely not tried facedown in the bath but they definitely help me float in the pool 🤣"

😂😜😍 The wonders of boobs can never be overstated. So many wonderful uses; and more fun than one of James Bond’s gadgets 😜

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus


"Definitely not tried facedown in the bath but they definitely help me float in the pool 🤣

😂😜😍 The wonders of boobs can never be overstated. So many wonderful uses; and more fun than one of James Bond’s gadgets 😜"

🤣🤣 you're absolutely right, soooo many uses

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By *ins and secretsWoman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow and SW Scotland

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By *ins and secretsWoman
8 weeks ago

Glasgow and SW Scotland

Mine are where i store my rage

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By *eyond PurityCouple
8 weeks ago

East Lincs

C isn’t ever drowning - even if she tried to

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Mine are where i store my rage "

😂😂 And a swift swing releases the anger? This is a new scientific thread idea 😜😜

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"C isn’t ever drowning - even if she tried to

"

I wonder….is this similarly how Kate Winslet survived in Titanic whilst poor old Leo sank? 🤔🤔😜

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Mine have a mind of their own and I'm not drowning anytime soon

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Mine have a mind of their own and I'm not drowning anytime soon"

Wait….boobs have minds now to? They’ve developed sentience? Great Scott! - I must conduct emergency research on this phenomenon! 😍😜😜

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Utero

Naked Underwater stuff - diving, swimming etc where fun bits are free to move in accordance with their natural buoyancy is a kink for me.

Definitely.

Yup. I checked again.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I doubt if I'll ever drown.

I also doubt if I'll be allowed back in the swimming baths, either.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Chichester

I have breast implants (silicone under muscle ). They don’t float or do anything tbh in a bath. Just there looking plump

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Utero


"Mine are where i store my rage "

I want to motorboat that rage..

Yeah, let that anger spill over, suffocate me

We’ll both feel better afterwards

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Naked Underwater stuff - diving, swimming etc where fun bits are free to move in accordance with their natural buoyancy is a kink for me.

Definitely.

Yup. I checked again."

That reminds me of a certain scene featuring Kelly Brook in the remake of Piranha.

…..I really loved that particular scene in fact… 😜😍😍😍

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I doubt if I'll ever drown.

I also doubt if I'll be allowed back in the swimming baths, either. "

😂😂😂😂 I was hoping you’d join this thread Tina 😜🥰🥰

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have breast implants (silicone under muscle ). They don’t float or do anything tbh in a bath. Just there looking plump "

Floating or not - They look fantastic! 😍😍

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Utero


"I have breast implants (silicone under muscle ). They don’t float or do anything tbh in a bath. Just there looking plump "

The density of Liquid Silicone Rubber (LSR) is typically in the range of 1.10 – 1.50 g/cm3 (density of natural rubber: 0.92, EPDM: 0.86 g/cm3), so it will sink in water (density of water: 1 g/cm3). 🤓

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I have breast implants (silicone under muscle ). They don’t float or do anything tbh in a bath. Just there looking plump

The density of Liquid Silicone Rubber (LSR) is typically in the range of 1.10 – 1.50 g/cm3 (density of natural rubber: 0.92, EPDM: 0.86 g/cm3), so it will sink in water (density of water: 1 g/cm3). 🤓"

Science for the win! 👍🏻👍🏻😜

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Utero


"Naked Underwater stuff - diving, swimming etc where fun bits are free to move in accordance with their natural buoyancy is a kink for me.

Definitely.

Yup. I checked again.

That reminds me of a certain scene featuring Kelly Brook in the remake of Piranha.

…..I really loved that particular scene in fact… 😜😍😍😍"

IN 3D!!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Chichester


"I have breast implants (silicone under muscle ). They don’t float or do anything tbh in a bath. Just there looking plump

The density of Liquid Silicone Rubber (LSR) is typically in the range of 1.10 – 1.50 g/cm3 (density of natural rubber: 0.92, EPDM: 0.86 g/cm3), so it will sink in water (density of water: 1 g/cm3). 🤓"

Luckily for my girl cock is big and floats beautifully plus my sack is like a lilo on the surface if water so it basically counted acts the negative disparity of my breasts. And helps me maintain my more streamlined efficiency floating whale position in a full size bath.

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By *he Silver FuxMan
8 weeks ago

Utero


"I have breast implants (silicone under muscle ). They don’t float or do anything tbh in a bath. Just there looking plump

The density of Liquid Silicone Rubber (LSR) is typically in the range of 1.10 – 1.50 g/cm3 (density of natural rubber: 0.92, EPDM: 0.86 g/cm3), so it will sink in water (density of water: 1 g/cm3). 🤓

Luckily for my girl cock is big and floats beautifully plus my sack is like a lilo on the surface if water so it basically counted acts the negative disparity of my breasts. And helps me maintain my more streamlined efficiency floating whale position in a full size bath.

"

Fat (Adipose Tissue): Fat is less dense than water (about 0.9 g/ml vs. 1.0 g/ml), which makes it naturally buoyant… you have a fat cock, obvs

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By *viatrixWoman
8 weeks ago

Gatwick

Tiny, so they stay put close to my sternum.

And I wouldn’t have it any other way. 🥰

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