FabSwingers.com forum: Monkey Question

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you rather be .....

A monkey with a human brain?

Or.......

A human with a monkey brain??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you rather be .....

A monkey with a human brain?

Or.......

A human with a monkey brain??

Monkey with a human brain....obviously,,,

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Would you rather be .....

A monkey with a human brain?

Or.......

A human with a monkey brain??

Monkey with a human brain....obviously,,,

This. I even like bananas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as there is wild monkey sex, who cares?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A human with a monkey brain is a serious upgrade for some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you rather be .....

A monkey with a human brain?

Or.......

A human with a monkey brain??

Monkey with a human brain....obviously,,,

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are you Ian Brown in disguise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to be a monkey? Can't we choose from other animals?

...I'd probably go with the monkey option though, apparently chimpanzees can suck their own penises (chimps aren't monkeys but still, I'd guess the penis to height ratios are similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you rather be .....

A monkey with a human brain?

Or.......

A human with a monkey brain??

Monkey with a human brain....obviously,,,

This. I even like bananas.

Yeah to right,,,, bananas are a bit like yellow sausages so that good !...,,, and we’d be like jungle VIP's…. so thats really good too... init..!

Whats not to like about that? eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

definitely a monkey, and a "bonobo" monkey at that (google it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bonobo isn't a monkey its an ape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"definitely a monkey, and a "bonobo" monkey at that (google it)

Sorry Bonobo's are apes so outside the scope of the question

Think I would rather stay as me with my brain, but as it's probably my least damaged body part I will keep the human brain but please don't squash it into a spider monkey skull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A human with a monkey brain is a serious upgrade for some people. "

Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A human with a monkey brain is a serious upgrade for some people. "

Yeah your so right there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you rather be .....

A monkey with a human brain?

Or.......

A human with a monkey brain??

Monkey with a human brain... then my plan for world domination is complete!!

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Monkey with a human brain cause you don't have to worry about anything. All you do is Just eat, shit and fuck all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Monkey with a human brain cause you don't have to worry about anything. All you do is Just eat, shit and fuck all day long

You have underestimated the stress of avoiding being eaten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just eat, shit and fuck all day long

A bit like a guest on Jeremy Kyle then?

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Just eat, shit and fuck all day long

A bit like a guest on Jeremy Kyle then?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just seek clarification …….can we chose to be Chimpanzees or Orang-utans too….?

It's just I’d rather be one of them than a monkey….!.

Oh and I definitely don’t want to be one of them Baboons with a big red-ass….

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

What the feck is wrong with monkey brains huh?

This thread is monkeyist yo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just seek clarification …….can we chose to be Chimpanzees or Orang-utans too….?

It's just I’d rather be one of them than a monkey….!.

Oh and I definitely don’t want to be one of them Baboons with a big red-ass….

But orangutans are gingas?

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

I'm already a human with a monkey brain so I'd like to give the alternative a go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just eat, shit and fuck all day long

A bit like a guest on Jeremy Kyle then?"

thats more like eat shit, talk shit and fuck shit all day long.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Monkeys only have tiny willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chance of choking then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm already a human with a monkey brain so I'd like to give the alternative a go."

lol

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