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By *ecret_xdresser OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Belfast

95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

What about floating ones short artistically in a bath?

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By *onin25Man
8 weeks ago

Durham


"What about floating ones short artistically in a bath? "

Freudian slip? 😂

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By *artorialMan
8 weeks ago

weymouth

Fried in butter and garlic

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By *ecret_xdresser OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Lol oh dont!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

Top tip: pop a sombrero and Mexican moustache on your member to raise it to that elusive top 5%.

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By *olo180Man
8 weeks ago

Greater London


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts? "

So you are quite happy with the other 5% 🤣

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster


"Top tip: pop a sombrero and Mexican moustache on your member to raise it to that elusive top 5%."

This I would quite like to see

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By *egDayEnthusiastMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool

Lies! My dick picks look like Mona Lisa!

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By *rSuave88Man
8 weeks ago

Mirfield

Could you reference the study your statistic emanates from. Thank you.

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By *ercuryMikeMan
8 weeks ago

Newtown / Oswestry

Tend to agree but then I’m also not a big fan of seeing a pussy on full display on a profile either.

We all know what dicks and pussy look like, I just find sexy is the bits you can’t see, whether it’s because the person has on nice clothes, lingerie or it’s just how they are posing

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Top tip: pop a sombrero and Mexican moustache on your member to raise it to that elusive top 5%."

What about a top hat and bow tie?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What about floating ones short artistically in a bath?

Freudian slip? 😂 "

😂😂😂😂😳🫢🫢🫢

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Hets/Beds/Leeds

Just move past what you don’t like.

Calling people’s pics ‘vile’ is uncalled for.

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

There's a lot of very unsavoury images on here but best not to generalise about the culprits.😇

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By *tormQueenWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

Googly eyes on all please

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By *ornucopiaMan
8 weeks ago

Bexley

I would like to see profile pictures limited to mugshots or silhouettes, for those who feel the need for anonymity.

Introducing oneself or commenting on forum topics with an unsolicited dick pic, however proud the owner is of his organ, really is in very poor taste.

I am not suggesting this just to wind people up.

I really mean it.

Time for Fab to get real and command a little bit of respect?

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By *ecret_xdresser OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Calm down noone was singled out!

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By *yprusdreamWoman
8 weeks ago

Cyprus


"What about floating ones short artistically in a bath? "

This would be in the 5%

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By *ecret_xdresser OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Yes any close ups tend to be gross i agree

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"I would like to see profile pictures limited to mugshots or silhouettes, for those who feel the need for anonymity.

Introducing oneself or commenting on forum topics with an unsolicited dick pic, however proud the owner is of his organ, really is in very poor taste.

I am not suggesting this just to wind people up.

I really mean it.

Time for Fab to get real and command a little bit of respect?"

I would like this too.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
8 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"What about floating ones short artistically in a bath?

This would be in the 5% "

You have fine artistic taste 😘😘😘😜

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Calm down noone was singled out! "

Men ?

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By *ecret_xdresser OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Yes!

Some are absolute works of art ngl

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By *egDayEnthusiastMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Calm down noone was singled out! "

I'm majorly upset! And feel offended like a pufferfish that's just been poked on its belly!

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By *iaisonseekerMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Top tip: pop a sombrero and Mexican moustache on your member to raise it to that elusive top 5%.

What about a top hat and bow tie?"

Without a monocle and pocket watch? Absurd!

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By *rchie300Man
8 weeks ago

Hamworthy

Surely a single floating dick pic is better than a cock hovering over a toilet bowl …it the lesser of two evils surely

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By *acey_RedWoman
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Top tip: pop a sombrero and Mexican moustache on your member to raise it to that elusive top 5%.

What about a top hat and bow tie?

Without a monocle and pocket watch? Absurd!"

Where would a dick keep a pocket watch? 🤔

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By *ercuryMikeMan
8 weeks ago

Newtown / Oswestry


"Googly eyes on all please "

Now where have I put that packet of eyes…..

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By *olo180Man
8 weeks ago

Greater London


"Top tip: pop a sombrero and Mexican moustache on your member to raise it to that elusive top 5%.

What about a top hat and bow tie?

Without a monocle and pocket watch? Absurd!

Where would a dick keep a pocket watch? 🤔"

Bet Jacob Rees Mogg has a pocket watch

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By *ecret_xdresser OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Lol im terribly sorry

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By *r.ZeusMan
8 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

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By *ecret_xdresser OP   TV/TS
8 weeks ago

Belfast

Well ur lucky u have ur other pics as well lol. Ill say no more about the profile one!

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By *d mirerMan
8 weeks ago

lost


"[Removed by poster at 23/02/26 20:00:09]"

😂😂😂

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By *interflingMan
8 weeks ago

london

What’s the magic 5% got going for them? An air of suaveness?

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby

What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts? "

Then why does my disembodied D pic have 2k fabs and even more messages?

I think there’s a difference between what some people say publicly, and what many others desire privately.

That being said I totally understand that it’s not for everyone, and that’s why I alternate between the D photo usually, and switch to the one in my boxers when I’m active on the forum.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I like to print them all off for wallpaper. Just moving on to the spare room now

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By *d mirerMan
8 weeks ago

lost


"I like to print them all off for wallpaper. Just moving on to the spare room now "

I’m not asking about no paste 🤐😂

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By *ittlebirdWoman
8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I like to print them all off for wallpaper. Just moving on to the spare room now

I’m not asking about no paste 🤐😂"

Only the warm stuff accepted. No injections please

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By *issmorganWoman
8 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

They're not for me op, but as long as they don't get sent to my inbox, men can show what they like on their profile.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Bristol

The ones that do it will never read this post

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By * L RipleyWoman
8 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨"

The dicks of the men who have crossed me.

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By *oreplayer88Man
8 weeks ago

Aberystwyth

What did the right leg say to the left leg? Watch out for the guy in the middle, he's a real dick.

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By *mready67Man
8 weeks ago

Glasgow

And this is why I add googly eyes to all of mine

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By *olo180Man
8 weeks ago

Greater London


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me."

😬😬

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By *egDayEnthusiastMan
8 weeks ago

Liverpool


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me."

Nice nipples!

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By *CExeCouple
8 weeks ago

Lincoln/Exeter

Never understood the negative posts like this attacking others choices of what they post on their profiles. I'm not sure men in women's underwear appeals to too many folks, but then maybe they're too polite to post about it.

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
8 weeks ago

belfast

Like seeing a man wearing knickers.

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By * L RipleyWoman
8 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me.

Nice nipples! "

Thanks! They shoot out deadly laser beams.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West

My dick is made of gold. You sure no one wants to see a gold dick?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
8 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"My dick is made of gold. You sure no one wants to see a gold dick? "

Solid gold or gold plated ?? 🤣

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By *ib.Man
8 weeks ago

Hampshire


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts? "

It's one of the only places on the internet I get to legitimately put pictures of it, leave me alone.

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts?

It's one of the only places on the internet I get to legitimately put pictures of it, leave me alone."

5% of them look delicious 😋

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"My dick is made of gold. You sure no one wants to see a gold dick?

Solid gold or gold plated ?? 🤣"

If I say pure gold. Do you believe me? 😛😛😂

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By *ib.Man
8 weeks ago

Hampshire


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts?

It's one of the only places on the internet I get to legitimately put pictures of it, leave me alone.

5% of them look delicious 😋"

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By * L RipleyWoman
8 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts?

It's one of the only places on the internet I get to legitimately put pictures of it, leave me alone."

I like the one where you're spaffing out a flower 🌼 🥰

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By *rightonsteveMan
8 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Googly eyes or a pair of glasses always enhances the appendage. See my pics for looks of excitement and delight of various ladies faces as they feast their eyes on the cunt-candy.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me.

Nice nipples!

Thanks! They shoot out deadly laser beams."

Is it like the huge laser beam on the Death Star on Star Wars that destroys planets??

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me."

Did I ever tell you how great I think you are? Really! Just an amazing person 😅

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By *ib.Man
8 weeks ago

Hampshire


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts?

It's one of the only places on the internet I get to legitimately put pictures of it, leave me alone.

I like the one where you're spaffing out a flower 🌼 🥰"

🤣

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me.

Nice nipples!

Thanks! They shoot out deadly laser beams.

Is it like the huge laser beam on the Death Star on Star Wars that destroys planets?? "

Regardless of the type, I'm now just imagining them going pew pew pew! 😂

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By * L RipleyWoman
8 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me.

Nice nipples!

Thanks! They shoot out deadly laser beams.

Is it like the huge laser beam on the Death Star on Star Wars that destroys planets?? "

More like the moon laser which Dr Evil called the Alan Parsons Project.

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By * L RipleyWoman
8 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me.

Did I ever tell you how great I think you are? Really! Just an amazing person 😅"

And that is the correct answer, Mr Beans. ☺️

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
8 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"My dick is made of gold. You sure no one wants to see a gold dick?

Solid gold or gold plated ?? 🤣

If I say pure gold. Do you believe me? 😛😛😂"

I'd need to see it in person

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By *oeBeansMan
8 weeks ago

Derby


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me.

Did I ever tell you how great I think you are? Really! Just an amazing person 😅

And that is the correct answer, Mr Beans. ☺️"

Much appreciated. It's a wild take but I quite like my dick attached 😌

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
8 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....


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Oh my fucking God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"What dicks have you seen that are disembodied? 🤨

The dicks of the men who have crossed me.

Nice nipples!

Thanks! They shoot out deadly laser beams.

Is it like the huge laser beam on the Death Star on Star Wars that destroys planets??

More like the moon laser which Dr Evil called the Alan Parsons Project."

Wow. So you're Dr Evil. I knew it 😮😮

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By *eroLondonMan
8 weeks ago

Mayfair


"... ...Thoughts? "

I have thoughts, yes.

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By *uriousCall00Man
8 weeks ago

¦¦¦¦

I am amused that this thread went from a dislike of all the dick pics to penis dress up

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By *onko the SaneMan
8 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Ok I won't send you one

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts?

It's one of the only places on the internet I get to legitimately put pictures of it, leave me alone.

I like the one where you're spaffing out a flower 🌼 🥰"

I think he's inserted it.

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By *atiekisskissWoman
8 weeks ago

London


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts? "

No one???

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By *ack DawXXXMan
8 weeks ago

Weybridge

Everyone loves dick pics. That's an actual fact. If you don't believe me, just ask science.

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By *ourSecret1123Man
8 weeks ago

Bideford


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts? "

I agree, but I on the other hand have a very photogenic one 😂 doesn’t look all weird like most

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By *tlanshiaWoman
8 weeks ago

Chatham

I don't care if they're on someone's profile. Post what you want. If I want to see go looking i accept I'll see it.

But why the need to send it to my inbox. Like I get your proud of it but... I don't need to see that with my morning coffee

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By *ourSecret1123Man
8 weeks ago

Bideford


"I don't care if they're on someone's profile. Post what you want. If I want to see go looking i accept I'll see it.

But why the need to send it to my inbox. Like I get your proud of it but... I don't need to see that with my morning coffee "

I think it’s weird people sending them without being asked

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By *itrimmedMan
8 weeks ago

london


"95% of disembodied dick pics just look vile and noone wants to see them.

It's mad how many dont accept this

Thoughts? "

Isnt your profile pic of you disembodied and hiding your dick?

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
8 weeks ago

Motherwell

Personally I could do without the ones over the toilet bowl and more of the ones wearing sunglasses. Mx 👿🍆

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