FabSwingers.com forum: Ffs!!! moments

By *he Black Experience OP Man
8 weeks ago

Buckingham

My most recent was putting my bedding to wash and completely forgot to put on new ones till half asleep at 1am last night.

What's yours?

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By *aven haired minxWoman
8 weeks ago

London

Going to bed and then remembering you've still got a load in the washing machine to hang out

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By *earditallWoman
8 weeks ago

Lancaster

Pulled my nose piercing out again and then struggle to get it back in as didn't have my glasses

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By *kphooey43Man
8 weeks ago

Barnet

Acquiring for a friend a large oak desk and then driving for over half an hour to their house without having measured the size of their front door first. Brought it back and gave it to charity!

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By *jslookingforfunMan
8 weeks ago

liverpool

Mines always forgetting to get the washing out of the washing machine, my record is the same wash done 4 times

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

The batteries running out at the worst moment possible!🥵

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

With my foggy brain I have numerous ffs moments throughout the day.

Recently I had to rewash a load of laundry 3 times because I forgot it was in the machine.

I left a gas ring on too.

I frequently go to the shop for something and come back with things I don't want and not the thing I do want.

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By *ad NannaWoman
8 weeks ago

East London

"Mines always forgetting to get the washing out of the washing machine, my record is the same wash done 4 times "

I'm terrible for doing that.

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By *aaveeMan
8 weeks ago

Poole

Going down the motorway at 70mph then realising I've forgotten the car!

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By *eloveitsosexyCouple
8 weeks ago

Poole

Go shopping for bits to make a mushroom and bacon pasta. Get home haven't bought the pasta.

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By *aven haired minxWoman
8 weeks ago

London

"Mines always forgetting to get the washing out of the washing machine, my record is the same wash done 4 times "

I'm currently rewashing yesterdays load

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Tamworth

Forgetting my prescription sunglasses on holiday 🤦🏼‍♀️

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West

"Forgetting my prescription sunglasses on holiday 🤦🏼‍♀️"

Did you have to buy an alternative when on holiday?

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By *jslookingforfunMan
8 weeks ago

liverpool

Also on my way out yesterday evening I managed to drop my house keys in the wheelie bin

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By *he Black Experience OP Man
8 weeks ago

Buckingham

Dog owners, going for walks and realised you left without poo bags

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By *allDarkTypeMan
8 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East

Getting to the gym after leaving your headphones at home

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Yesterday I washed my hair with face wash after washing my hair with shampoo.

The mr

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By *rthur30Man
8 weeks ago

Warrington

When I used to smoke, lighting the filter end of the cigarette.

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By *he Black Experience OP Man
8 weeks ago

Buckingham

"Getting to the gym after leaving your headphones at home "

Oh my i feel your pain the level of shite that comes out of gym speakers. Like who the fuck chose this?

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By *a LunaWoman
8 weeks ago

Wales

Going to draw cash out at the ATM but you have forgotten your pin as not used an ATM for aggggeeessssss!

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago

"Going to draw cash out at the ATM but you have forgotten your pin as not used an ATM for aggggeeessssss!

Did you try 6969 ? 😇

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By *a LunaWoman
8 weeks ago

Wales

"Going to draw cash out at the ATM but you have forgotten your pin as not used an ATM for aggggeeessssss!

Did you try 6969 ? 😇"

Saucy!

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By *eeDubzMan
8 weeks ago

Sutton

Getting married a second time....

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

Going shopping and then forgetting what I wanted to buy. I now make a list on my phone just in case.

Forgetting to bring a towel to the gym. I have an emergency mini one in my bag.

Forgetting to bring my packed lunch to work. Still working on that one.

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By *aven haired minxWoman
8 weeks ago

London

Another ffs moment for me, which seems to be often, is when I'm out of washing up liquid, pop out to buy some and coming home with everything but the bathroom sink, minus the bloody washing up liquid

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By *aven haired minxWoman
8 weeks ago

London

"Forgetting my prescription sunglasses on holiday 🤦🏼‍♀️"

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By *aldybobMan
8 weeks ago

northeast

Just about to start pounding away then a delivery driver knocked on door 😂

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

"Another ffs moment for me, which seems to be often, is when I'm out of washing up liquid, pop out to buy some and coming home with everything but the bathroom sink, minus the bloody washing up liquid

When you answer the door for a delivery and forget to put on a bra and give the delivery person a VIP experience of your baps. 😜

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
8 weeks ago

Chester

"Pulled my nose piercing out again and then struggle to get it back in as didn't have my glasses"

I feel your pain!! I can never get mine back in without a tantrum

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By *verageHoesCouple
8 weeks ago

Bessacarr

I thought I'd turned the hob off as I went to bed one night, but I actually turned it up to max. Exploded hard boiled egg and some very strange smells are not fun to deal with at 1am.

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex

Or as I call them

“Moments”. Just daily, standard moments.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
8 weeks ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester

"Or as I call them, “Moments”. Just daily, standard moments."

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By *homas400Man
8 weeks ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

"The batteries running out at the worst moment possible!🥵"

TV remote?

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By *tormQueenWoman
8 weeks ago

Manchester

"The batteries running out at the worst moment possible!🥵

TV remote?"

Electric toothbrush i would have thought 🤔

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By *ay9971Man
8 weeks ago

Rochdale

Leaving my lunch on the train

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By *ensualpleasures69Man
8 weeks ago

leeds

Spraying my armpits with shaving gel instead of deodorant!!! yuk

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Tamworth

"Forgetting my prescription sunglasses on holiday 🤦🏼‍♀️

Did you have to buy an alternative when on holiday? "

No I’ll just wear my contacts for longer. Annoying though.

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By *aven haired minxWoman
8 weeks ago

London

When you answer the door for a delivery and forget to put on a bra and give the delivery person a VIP experience of your baps. 😜"

Pmsl

I've whipped up a consent form for next time

lol

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By *infullyObedientWoman
8 weeks ago

Woodley

"The batteries running out at the worst moment possible!🥵

TV remote?

Electric toothbrush i would have thought 🤔"

Of course 😇 such an effort to have to go back to manual brushing

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By *ornycouga and SuitedCouple
8 weeks ago

Kingston on Thames

Wondering why my vision was so bad when I got behind the wheel for the first time in four years. Then realised I had my (non prescription) sun glasses on rather than my varifocals 🙈

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By *eautifulChaosWoman
8 weeks ago

Nr Hickleton

Massive ffs/fml moment Friday when I ripped my christina piercing straight thru..ouch 😫

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By *idnightcowboy69Man
8 weeks ago

cirencester

"Massive ffs/fml moment Friday when I ripped my christina piercing straight thru..ouch 😫"

Ouch ouch ouch

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By *eautifulChaosWoman
8 weeks ago

Nr Hickleton

"Massive ffs/fml moment Friday when I ripped my christina piercing straight thru..ouch 😫

Ouch ouch ouch "

Wasn't the greatest feeling 😕

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By *ertcoupleCouple
8 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City

2 days ago, 2 cars written off in 2 weeks

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By *idlandsexpatMan
8 weeks ago

Armagh

Last summer, in a post red wine haze I managed to put scoop of powdered laundry detergent in the jacuzzi. I didn't keep the chlorine granules in a different location, and just added a liberal scoop to the tub.

Let's just say that the bubbles didn't come until a family member visited me, took the lid off and turned the tub and the patio into a foam party.

Then I've got family and youngsters upset as they didn't realise the kit needed immediately draining, cleaning and refilling. 1.5m3 of cold water takes time to warm up.

The term FUBAR comes to mind

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