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By *arkylad1981 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Havant

If trap 2 isn't on the to do list does the air leave the balloon 😄 Don't take to serious I don't want to be classed as a rim race supporter only just a giggle 🙂

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By *arkylad1981 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Havant

Well that went down like a lead balloon 😄

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West

🤔🤔🤔

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By *F25Man
8 weeks ago

kent

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By *allySlinkyWoman
8 weeks ago

Leeds


"Well that went down like a lead balloon 😄"

I don't understand it.

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By *parkle1974Woman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

What????

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By *allySlinkyWoman
8 weeks ago

Leeds


"If trap 2 isn't on the to do list does the air leave the balloon "

Do you feel deflated if a meet doesn't involve rimming ?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"Well that went down like a lead balloon 😄"

A balloon knot even.

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By *vaRoseWoman
8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I think I’m too old to understand this

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By *oozleMan
8 weeks ago

high wycombe

Cryptic…. 😵‍💫… any translators around??

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By *kphooey43Man
8 weeks ago

Barnet


"If trap 2 isn't on the to do list does the air leave the balloon

Do you feel deflated if a meet doesn't involve rimming ?"

You saved me looking that up in Urban dictionary - thanks.

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By *kphooey43Man
8 weeks ago

Barnet


"Cryptic…. 😵‍💫… any translators around??"

SallySlinky has translated perfectly (er, I did look up 'Trap 2' in Urban Dictionary [despite my post above] and it says "Trap 2 is a term used for the bottom area of a lady")

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"Cryptic…. 😵‍💫… any translators around??

SallySlinky has translated perfectly (er, I did look up 'Trap 2' in Urban Dictionary [despite my post above] and it says "Trap 2 is a term used for the bottom area of a lady")

"

No trap 3 or 4?

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By *oozleMan
8 weeks ago

high wycombe


"Cryptic…. 😵‍💫… any translators around??

SallySlinky has translated perfectly (er, I did look up 'Trap 2' in Urban Dictionary [despite my post above] and it says "Trap 2 is a term used for the bottom area of a lady")

"

Noted…. Appreciated… moved on.

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By *kphooey43Man
8 weeks ago

Barnet


"Cryptic…. 😵‍💫… any translators around??

SallySlinky has translated perfectly (er, I did look up 'Trap 2' in Urban Dictionary [despite my post above] and it says "Trap 2 is a term used for the bottom area of a lady")

No trap 3 or 4?"

Don't make me go back to Urban Dictionary, FAB threads have a habit of teaching me things I never can unlearn!

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex

If I have learned anything from my time here. It’s to never EVER search for any terms that you don’t understand on a thread. (I have JoeBeans to thank for that lasting trauma)

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By *kphooey43Man
8 weeks ago

Barnet


"If I have learned anything from my time here. It’s to never EVER search for any terms that you don’t understand on a thread. (I have JoeBeans to thank for that lasting trauma)

"

He looks so innocent, yet is evil incarnate!

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"Cryptic…. 😵‍💫… any translators around??

SallySlinky has translated perfectly (er, I did look up 'Trap 2' in Urban Dictionary [despite my post above] and it says "Trap 2 is a term used for the bottom area of a lady")

No trap 3 or 4?

Don't make me go back to Urban Dictionary, FAB threads have a habit of teaching me things I never can unlearn!"

Everyday is a school day especially on here

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By *hams123Man
8 weeks ago

London

I thought this was about Star Wars.

It's a trap!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
8 weeks ago

Leeds


""Trap 2 is a term used for the bottom area of a lady")

No trap 3 or 4?"

Trap 1 must be the mouth as in "shut your trap"

So the front bottom must be trap 3

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex


""Trap 2 is a term used for the bottom area of a lady")

No trap 3 or 4?

Trap 1 must be the mouth as in "shut your trap"

So the front bottom must be trap 3"

Surely that’s the honey trap?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
8 weeks ago

Leeds


"

Surely that’s the honey trap? "

And the rear is the claptrap ?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"

Surely that’s the honey trap?

And the rear is the claptrap ?"

What about the rat trap?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
8 weeks ago

Leeds

Abd the man trap ?

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"

Surely that’s the honey trap?

And the rear is the claptrap ?"

I would avoid any trap with the clap 😮

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"

Surely that’s the honey trap?

And the rear is the claptrap ?

I would avoid any trap with the clap 😮"

You may need a map

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"

Surely that’s the honey trap?

And the rear is the claptrap ?

I would avoid any trap with the clap 😮

You may need a map "

Or an App ?

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By *legantEnigmaWoman
8 weeks ago

South of the Watford Gap

With the talk of traps and a race in the original post, I assumed this was a thread about greyhound racing...

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By (user no longer on site)
8 weeks ago


"With the talk of traps and a race in the original post, I assumed this was a thread about greyhound racing... "

The slang use actually comes from Greyhound racing! Eg, Trap 1 is out of action, better use Trap 2.🤭

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By *arkylad1981 OP   Man
8 weeks ago

Havant


"With the talk of traps and a race in the original post, I assumed this was a thread about greyhound racing... "
🤣🤣🤣

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"

Surely that’s the honey trap?

And the rear is the claptrap ?

I would avoid any trap with the clap 😮

You may need a map

Or an App ?"

How about a nap?

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"Abd the man trap ?"

You may need a huge trap for that

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By *mwirralMan
8 weeks ago

surrey

So if the question is do you like putting your tongue into trap2, then yes I bloody love it whilst keeping trap one ready for action with my slippery fingers x

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By *kphooey43Man
8 weeks ago

Barnet

A sticky lure, a honey trap,

A hollow phrase, the claptrap,

A dangerous dance with the clap,

Best find a way to bridge the gap.

Consult a map or download an App,

To steer clear of every trap,

And when you've finished with the scrap,

Just close your eyes and take a nap.

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"A sticky lure, a honey trap,

A hollow phrase, the claptrap,

A dangerous dance with the clap,

Best find a way to bridge the gap.

Consult a map or download an App,

To steer clear of every trap,

And when you've finished with the scrap,

Just close your eyes and take a nap.

"

And imagine someone on your lap

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By *ruella DeThrillWoman
8 weeks ago

Essex


"A sticky lure, a honey trap,

A hollow phrase, the claptrap,

A dangerous dance with the clap,

Best find a way to bridge the gap.

Consult a map or download an App,

To steer clear of every trap,

And when you've finished with the scrap,

Just close your eyes and take a nap.

And imagine someone on your lap"

Or far more likely ….. Faaaap

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By *exxyyDy11Man
8 weeks ago

North West


"A sticky lure, a honey trap,

A hollow phrase, the claptrap,

A dangerous dance with the clap,

Best find a way to bridge the gap.

Consult a map or download an App,

To steer clear of every trap,

And when you've finished with the scrap,

Just close your eyes and take a nap.

And imagine someone on your lap

Or far more likely ….. Faaaap"

Let's hope it isn't crap

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