FabSwingers.com forum: I can't believe you just said that!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

People say the darnest things during sex, some of which can be quite off-putting.

What is the worst you've heard or could hear?

For me it was "I bet you say that to all the guys you fuck!" as it made me feel like I was putting on a show...

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Is that it? Lol.

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks grannie... Now that really is off putting, lmao

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

"my dad " !! .... springs to mind ... in response to my "who the fucks that ?" ..... at the sound of a male voice booming "where are ye ? " ..... while she sat impaled on me .......

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"People say the darnest things during sex, some of which can be quite off-putting.

What is the worst you've heard or could hear?

For me it was "I bet you say that to all the guys you fuck!" as it made me feel like I was putting on a show...

Play with yourself while I wank myself off.

Erm no thanks - can do that on my own thanks. I have meets so I don't have to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People say the darnest things during sex, some of which can be quite off-putting.

What is the worst you've heard or could hear?

For me it was "I bet you say that to all the guys you fuck!" as it made me feel like I was putting on a show...

Play with yourself while I wank myself off.

Erm no thanks - can do that on my own thanks. I have meets so I don't have to!"
lucky never anything like these none spring to mind.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Would it put you off if someone said....You might need to finish yourself off... I need a shit.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Your fannies in the wrong place

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

are you in yet

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Can we order pizza?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you - it's.......oh fuck it - yes it's you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you in yet

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you should of said "I dunno I can't tell".

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Meeting a young man after telling him he was younger than my stepsons. At the crucial moment he shouted "oh momma, I'm coming momma!"

Had the effect of dousing me with cold water. Inappropriate: serves me right for breaking my own rule of playing with men the same age as my kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a man i had seen once before, he and his wife used to see people on their own as well as together.

he was talking about his wife and he looked at my pussy and said, youre cunts bigger than doreens, the way he said it, was just so funny.

then when we were having sex he kept saying come for me baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think anything I've said during sex quite compares to once calling my schoolteacher 'mum'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anything I've said during sex quite compares to once calling my schoolteacher 'mum'."
done that more than once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't think anything I've said during sex quite compares to once calling my schoolteacher 'mum'."

Really

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By *riskygazMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Would it put you off if someone said....You might need to finish yourself off... I need a shit."
pmsl

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I think anybody thanking me would make me feel as if I dihad done them a favour... so it would make me feel cheap I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up I've got another meet in 10 minutes!!

Something like that would kind of put me right the fuck off you know.

Ben

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

"I think anybody thanking me would make me feel as if I dihad done them a favour... so it would make me feel cheap I guess.

I always say 'thanks for having me'

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I think anybody thanking me would make me feel as if I dihad done them a favour... so it would make me feel cheap I guess.

I always say 'thanks for having me'"
That's ok in my books, as it is not specifically about having had sex.

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

"I think anybody thanking me would make me feel as if I dihad done them a favour... so it would make me feel cheap I guess.

I always say 'thanks for having me'That's ok in my books, as it is not specifically about having had sex.

It could be about sex. Then you say 'thanks for cumming'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think anybody thanking me would make me feel as if I dihad done them a favour... so it would make me feel cheap I guess.

I can't see it as inappropriate to say to someone 'Thankyou for meeting, I had a really great time'?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I think anybody thanking me would make me feel as if I dihad done them a favour... so it would make me feel cheap I guess.

I can't see it as inappropriate to say to someone 'Thankyou for meeting, I had a really great time'?"
I d be ok with that phrase, too. I would not be ok with anybody thanking me for sex though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other person saying ' that ceiling could do with a lick of paint'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much do i owe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you crack on a bit im missing Corrie x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I don't think anything I've said during sex quite compares to once calling my schoolteacher 'mum'."

while you were having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband called me by his ex wifeS name during sex, and then couldn't understand why I got a tad upset about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a story/blog/whatever somewhere on t'interweb about some guy finishing off and whispering to his girlfriend "that'll do pig,that'll do!" Which for some reason wasn't taken well by her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a story/blog/whatever somewhere on t'interweb about some guy finishing off and whispering to his girlfriend "that'll do pig,that'll do!" Which for some reason wasn't taken well by her?

Is he still alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a story/blog/whatever somewhere on t'interweb about some guy finishing off and whispering to his girlfriend "that'll do pig,that'll do!" Which for some reason wasn't taken well by her?

Is he still alive

Think so, and getting on well in his new career as a soprano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a story/blog/whatever somewhere on t'interweb about some guy finishing off and whispering to his girlfriend "that'll do pig,that'll do!" Which for some reason wasn't taken well by her?

Is he still alive

Think so, and getting on well in his new career as a soprano

Haha I think hw would have a swx change if he had said that to me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Saw a story/blog/whatever somewhere on t'interweb about some guy finishing off and whispering to his girlfriend "that'll do pig,that'll do!" Which for some reason wasn't taken well by her?

Is he still alive

lol isn't that from "The Sheep Pig"?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Saw a story/blog/whatever somewhere on t'interweb about some guy finishing off and whispering to his girlfriend "that'll do pig,that'll do!" Which for some reason wasn't taken well by her?

Is he still alive

lol isn't that from "The Sheep Pig"?"

Or Babe as the film was called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you to cum now! ..... it's freezing. Certainly had AN effect but not the desired one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once remembered half way through that i had forgot to put my bins out and said out loud ffs its bin day tomorrow

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By *hris148Man
over a year ago

"I once remembered half way through that i had forgot to put my bins out and said out loud ffs its bin day tomorrow

Lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once remembered half way through that i had forgot to put my bins out and said out loud ffs its bin day tomorrow

Lol!!"

He may have thought it was Al-Qaeda's turn next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other person saying ' that ceiling could do with a lick of paint'."

my hubby once said that.

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