FabSwingers.com forum: Pheewww

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Panic over..."Roger the Lodger" has an important dinner to go to this evening for his work and we have just had to turn the place upside down looking for his bow tie...

Don't you just hate when you can't find something...

By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Am always losing my marbles!!

I've been told the 34 yo kid next door have some I could borrow!

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd lose my balls if they weren't in a bag

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My glasses - especially in this weather! I have to have an upstairs pair and a downstairs pair, but I could do with one for the car and one for my handbag too!

By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

"Panic over..."Roger the Lodger" has an important dinner to go to this evening for his work and we have just had to turn the place upside down looking for his bow tie...

Don't you just hate when you can't find something...

I keep all my 'posh do' stuff together in a little black toiletry bag in my sock drawer, so whenever I need it I know it's all there: bow ties, cuff links, cummerbund, posh watch, dress socks. Stick the whole thing in my overnight bag and Bob's your proverbial uncle.

Don't you just hate when someone's a wee bit smug

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have just stuck some jump leads round his neck instead!

Although he'd then probably start something!

*i'll get my coat!