FabSwingers.com forum: I want you ... so bloody much

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What was the last message you sent someone

I think its good to tell people how you feel .. and even better if its replied to

Ill just wait .. wait ... wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi how you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Text message for the record ....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I can't disclose its againest forum rules...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was something to do with a chocolate orange i think

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The last message I sent just said are you ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh txt was about how ace my mum is after all my goodies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't disclose its againest forum rules...

Text message text message

Not on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

age is but a number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Are you a good kisser?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Are you a good kisser?'"

Yes im fantastic would.you like to test it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I find it fascinating what texts people send

Or whatsapp or any other messaging service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Cheers love'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello mum, how long have you been on here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello mum, how long have you been on here?

not messages on here - TEXTS

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

text was saying to someone my parents are ace after I said I was skint and they topped up my bank account lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Last text message I sent?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"text was saying to someone my parents are ace after I said I was skint and they topped up my bank account lol"

Awww

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Last text message I sent?

Got to love the smiley man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Night. "

Ahhh night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh in that case...."aww....xx"

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

my last text said 'no idea'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has changed to...

Don't be such a pleb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say as it's to rude for such a bunch of Angels like you lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They can change in an instant cant they

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I don't get rude texts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Safe journey see you when you get back x

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Aw .. pare wee scone .... ad smother ye in jam an eat ye ...... xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get rude texts lol "

Me either ... to be honest Im lucky to get any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get rude texts lol "

Fancy a shag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get rude texts lol

Me either ... to be honest Im lucky to get any

Aww I'm sure you get some

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't get rude texts lol

Me either ... to be honest Im lucky to get any

Aww I'm sure you get some

Texts not that many

Messages on here ... Not all women get the hundreds people talk about

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't get rude texts lol

Fancy a shag?

Oi you behave...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Drive carefully, I want you in one piece for Monday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might have to start a dirty texts company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yes, then i sat on his face when i got home, he loved it!lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't get rude texts lol "

.......just testing the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya

how's dat heat suiting ya ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Was something to do with a chocolate orange i think"

Did you fit it all in?

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By *antyfetishTV/TS
over a year ago

Collooney/Sligo/Dublin

are your juices flowing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes il see you tomoz carnt w8 for ur cunt mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last one was a attempt to say no in a very nice way. It worked but why did I feel like the bad person? Cant say what I put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh I miss those babies

think he meant my boobs lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol would love to say....but the gorgeous lady reads these boards.......and would be unfair

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I said "How's my Hunny Bunny today?"..................Hunny Bunny didn't reply - next time I'm calling him Huggy Bear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told him not to worry and that I understood what happened and we will make up for it soon xx

I have a sad lonely face now

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Incoming - Wanna chat? Xxx

Reply (1 hr later) - Yeah, sorry, just fell asleep on the settee.

To fellow forumite, chat followed shortly after

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

'I'll be yours when I am with you .. Xxx'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was something to do with a chocolate orange i think

Did you fit it all in?"

I dunno didnt have one im gonna buy one today tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pissed, horny and I'm not there lol

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By *rsIdiotWoman
over a year ago

Bedworth

Last message was part of a discussion with a regular playmate asking permission to show another playmate a video of us together.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

My last message was a kik that said 'Thankyou my love xxx'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was to C last night. Said "night night babe", his was "nite hun". He was working late.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

My last text was 'cakes taste lovely, see you tomorrow'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here was mine .... "Good night XXXXX and hope tomorrow goes well. Keep your guard up though 'cos even the nice ones can be a bit weird ... holler if you need me x"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My last one had the word sorry

Texts can be lost in translation sometime, and yet sometimes be so short and to the point that there is no mistake as to what is meant !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Congratulations on your 16 th birthday, have a fantastic day.

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By *obby1969Man
over a year ago

Worcester

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By *obby1969Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"[Removed by poster at 08/06/13 08:26:24]"

The last message I sent said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last one had the word sorry

Texts can be lost in translation sometime, and yet sometimes be so short and to the point that there is no mistake as to what is meant !!!"

For such an impersonal method of communicating its amazing to me how much you can pick up from the other persons unwritten word and how much you yourself are prepared to give away .... much easier to confess your hopes, fears, wants, sins and desires in the written word

... or is that just shy old me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last one had the word sorry

Texts can be lost in translation sometime, and yet sometimes be so short and to the point that there is no mistake as to what is meant !!!

... or is that just shy old me

Yes people are a lot braver when not having to use their actual voice !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're ready!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're ready!

Hahaha 2 words can mean so much too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last one had the word sorry

Texts can be lost in translation sometime, and yet sometimes be so short and to the point that there is no mistake as to what is meant !!!

... or is that just shy old me

Yes people are a lot braver when not having to use their actual voice !!!"

I totally agree. Much more is (sometimes) said when not having to speak out face to face. So sitting behind a computer screen or a mobile can makes us that little more open to revealing more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With me ; brain engages before texting .... doesn't always do so before speaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last one had the word sorry

Texts can be lost in translation sometime, and yet sometimes be so short and to the point that there is no mistake as to what is meant !!!

... or is that just shy old me

Yes people are a lot braver when not having to use their actual voice !!!

I totally agree. Much more is (sometimes) said when not having to speak out face to face. So sitting behind a computer screen or a mobile can makes us that little more open to revealing more."

Oh isnt that true with the ' armchair warriors too' ... gives me a good laugh though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

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By *hocmanxMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mine said:

Some women claim they have squirting orgasms. Ask your mates if they've had one before

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb"

ooooooooooo ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine said:

Some women claim they have squirting orgasms. Ask your mates if they've had one before"

How odd !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

ooooooooooo ???"

My son is threatening to have his nipple pierced

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Its too early for texts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I thought it was rubbish and stuck it all in a bin bag!!! Xx

I cleaned my daughters flat the other day and seems she's missing something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last text was an OOS fridge alarm notification from work yesterday morning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

ooooooooooo ???

My son is threatening to have his nipple pierced "

OUCH !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its too early for texts lol"

Its 9.20 !!! Some of us have been up 3 hours already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god I thought it was rubbish and stuck it all in a bin bag!!! Xx

I cleaned my daughters flat the other day and seems she's missing something

OOOOOOOOPssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

ooooooooooo ???

My son is threatening to have his nipple pierced

OUCH !!!"

It's not that painful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last text was an OOS fridge alarm notification from work yesterday morning!

Must admit usually my texts are from work too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

ooooooooooo ???

My son is threatening to have his nipple pierced

OUCH !!!

It's not that painful

If you say so ... I like to keep my nipples hole free

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Its too early for texts lol

Its 9.20 !!! Some of us have been up 3 hours already

I have been up since 8am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

ooooooooooo ???

My son is threatening to have his nipple pierced

OUCH !!!

It's not that painful

If you say so ... I like to keep my nipples hole free "

Had mine done 10 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

ooooooooooo ???

My son is threatening to have his nipple pierced

OUCH !!!

It's not that painful

If you say so ... I like to keep my nipples hole free

Had mine done 10 years ago "

I really like the idea but I feel a bit old to have it done now

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

Last text I sent was to my mum yesterday - 'Woohoo - I'll ring you when I get home from work' she'd sent me a text saying she'd had her stitches out - didn't know if that was from her head injury or from her hip operation but it was still good news! - the one before that was wishing my son a happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its too early for texts lol

Its 9.20 !!! Some of us have been up 3 hours already

I have been up since 8am lol

Thats a lay in to me my lovely

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Mine was "ok", I'm a man of few words.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Mine was "ok", I'm a man of few words.

I can tell...lol

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

ooooooooooo ???

My son is threatening to have his nipple pierced

OUCH !!!

It's not that painful

If you say so ... I like to keep my nipples hole free

Had mine done 10 years ago

I really like the idea but I feel a bit old to have it done now"

Ah, rubbish! You're as young today as you'll ever be - get it done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is it just men that do the ' ok' or the short and not so sweet blunt messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it just men that do the ' ok' or the short and not so sweet blunt messages"

Nope! I've just had one land in my inbox!!

And if only distance wasn't such a barrier!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it just men that do the ' ok' or the short and not so sweet blunt messages

Nope! I've just had one land in my inbox!!

And if only distance wasn't such a barrier!!

Nooo not on here - texts whatsapps and all that

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Is it just men that do the ' ok' or the short and not so sweet blunt messages"

I think men and women definitely use text differently. The whole kisses thing for example, I once put a kiss on a text to my best male friend by mistake as I'd been busy texting a girl and he gave me a right ribbing!

I think men just want the facts, (eg which pub and what time?) when using texts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

ooooooooooo ???

My son is threatening to have his nipple pierced

OUCH !!!

It's not that painful

If you say so ... I like to keep my nipples hole free

Had mine done 10 years ago

I really like the idea but I feel a bit old to have it done now

Ah, rubbish! You're as young today as you'll ever be - get it done

I had mine done in my 40' and love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it just men that do the ' ok' or the short and not so sweet blunt messages

I think men just want the facts, (eg which pub and what time?) when using texts."

Ahhh right ... good to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance you can have boys tonight

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

A nice saucy text is always nice too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance you can have boys tonight "

You're not my ex wife are you???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice saucy text is always nice too!"

It is when you know that person

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Conversation:

Mimi: hahahahahaha you made my thread go away pmsl

Rene: eh?

Mimi: The B Club thread, admin just pulled it

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"You look like a Belgian prostitute with webbed feet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The very last message (text) said 'I'm glad you told me about The Fall programme, absolutely love it' , that was to my best friend, the last message on here said 'work is going mad and we don't have time for swinging' and the last sexual message I sent was last night to my OH who is away saying that I could do with a long oral session to send me to sleep

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Ok I've just eaten the chocolate chili, the countdown to sleep begins. Goodnight, I love you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance you can have boys tonight

You're not my ex wife are you???

you're too young to be my ex husband.

and you've a nicer butt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last text was

Don't as it will hurt and cost you a bomb

ooooooooooo ???

My son is threatening to have his nipple pierced

OUCH !!!

It's not that painful

Hes only 16

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance you can have boys tonight

You're not my ex wife are you???

you're too young to be my ex husband.

and you've a nicer butt!"

thank you ... shame it's my best feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance you can have boys tonight

You're not my ex wife are you???

you're too young to be my ex husband.

and you've a nicer butt!

thank you ... shame it's my best feature

No its not

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Ha! I will. Glad you enjoyed. See you soon x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last text I sent was "Thought you had gone back on your own? X"

The last text id recieved was "I am on the other line i will call you back in a minute"

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By *cEvil and BlueangelCouple
over a year ago

Co Durham

One of the last messages I sent was ....

'A good woman makes your cock hard....not your life'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If you say so ... I like to keep my nipples hole free "

Crikey, ya must have a lot of milk in ya boobs then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you say so ... I like to keep my nipples hole free

Crikey, ya must have a lot of milk in ya boobs then lol

Seriously

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

sent text to a mate telling him to get down to the park quickly with his kid as the football team he supported were training down there

got a text back a hour later saying you bast..d

how was i to know it was a circus come to town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was to my Bf saying I'd kidnapped a dog

His last message was earlier asking me if I needed anything as I've a poorly tummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was to my Bf saying I'd kidnapped a dog

His last message was earlier asking me if I needed anything as I've a poorly tummy "

Kidnapping and sore bellies - my kind of message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine was to my Bf saying I'd kidnapped a dog

His last message was earlier asking me if I needed anything as I've a poorly tummy

Kidnapping and sore bellies - my kind of message

Told you I'm kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance you can have boys tonight

You're not my ex wife are you???

you're too young to be my ex husband.

and you've a nicer butt!

thank you ... shame it's my best feature

No its not

all your pics get my vote

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine was to my Bf saying I'd kidnapped a dog

His last message was earlier asking me if I needed anything as I've a poorly tummy

Kidnapping and sore bellies - my kind of message

Told you I'm kinky "

Just how I like my ladies

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

mine was " I hope your eye has reopened after last night , Sorry! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mine was " I hope your eye has reopened after last night , Sorry! "

oooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance you can have boys tonight

You're not my ex wife are you???

you're too young to be my ex husband.

and you've a nicer butt!

thank you ... shame it's my best feature

No its not

all your pics get my vote"

Thank you ... compliments get you anywhere you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance you can have boys tonight

You're not my ex wife are you???

you're too young to be my ex husband.

and you've a nicer butt!

thank you ... shame it's my best feature

No its not

Thank you ... you're biased though as you've experienced my wit and charm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not out tonight im drained- last txts i sent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try lubricating it put it back in and twist it, if that doesn't work get a new one

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

True

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"mine was " I hope your eye has reopened after last night , Sorry! "

oooooooo"

Oooooooooo ....... Good ? Or

Oooooooooo...... Not good ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mine was " I hope your eye has reopened after last night , Sorry! "

oooooooo

Oooooooooo ....... Good ? Or

Oooooooooo...... Not good ?

I dont know .. you tell me if it was good or not

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By *rKDMan
over a year ago

London

Enjoying the sun

Deleted! again.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Enjoying the sun

Deleted! again....."

Its about phone messages .. not the ones n here

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"What was the last message you sent someone

I think its good to tell people how you feel .. and even better if its replied to

Ill just wait .. wait ... wait

"Show me your lovely smile!"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

No one has text me since yesterday..I am billy no mates..lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"No one has text me since yesterday..I am billy no mates..lol "

I do not have your number gorjus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao... I can't repeat mine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one has text me since yesterday..I am billy no mates..lol "

Id text you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got

Fancy a fuck

charming huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my latest text was 'lol x'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has text me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Right who wants me number lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has text me

pssttt u text me and i will text you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare I get messages...unless I've initiated the conversation. Be nice for once for someone to mail me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No one has text me

You don't talk on here let alone texts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right who wants me number lol....

Me me ME me

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I initiate conversations, have a couple of exchange, send face pics and SILENCE! Not even a thank you but no thank you

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"What was the last message you sent someone

I think its good to tell people how you feel .. and even better if its replied to

Ill just wait .. wait ... wait

"Wilko have home brew stuff half price"

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Right who wants me number lol....

Me me ME me

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking forward to round two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time and where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhh ... got a bad boy image to think about

x ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I initiate conversations, have a couple of exchange, send face pics and SILENCE! Not even a thank you but no thank you

Thats rude !!! I don't like rude people

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By *otwifeguyMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"mine was " I hope your eye has reopened after last night , Sorry! "

oooooooo

Oooooooooo ....... Good ? Or

Oooooooooo...... Not good ?

I dont know .. you tell me if it was good or not

Oh yeah it was good , I love shooting my load , especially when the lady asks me to cum on her face

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can you get me potatoes as well please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who wants mine?????

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Looking forward to round two

Did I miss round 1???? f**kety f**k! I'm in for round 2, no questions asked..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol you did - round one was last night

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

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"Lol you did - round one was last night

Nobody tells me anything!!! And they call themsleves friends pfft!

What do I have to do/buy/steal/eat/find/stroke/lick/suck????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to Jaydees some time and find out for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last text.. "Feel sorry for you bud, last night was rough. Bring me a Sandwiche when your done!" or something to that effect.

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over a year ago

"Lol you did - round one was last night

Nobody tells me anything!!! And they call themsleves friends pfft!

What do I have to do/buy/steal/eat/find/stroke/lick/suck????

Say the magic word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to Jaydees some time and find out for yourself

Looking into Jaydees as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't ever contact me again you mad stalking bitch"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I initiate conversations, have a couple of exchange, send face pics and SILENCE! Not even a thank you but no thank you

Not guilty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any interest in outdoor messy facials?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Lol you did - round one was last night

Nobody tells me anything!!! And they call themsleves friends pfft!

What do I have to do/buy/steal/eat/find/stroke/lick/suck????

Say the magic word

Yababdabadoooo or supakalifragilisticexpialidocious? Will a YES do?

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I initiate conversations, have a couple of exchange, send face pics and SILENCE! Not even a thank you but no thank you

Not guilty

How can you EVER be guilty of anyhting but being a ram fan!!! that in itself deserves a life sentence or the guillotine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to Jaydees some time and find out for yourself

Looking into Jaydees as we speak

"
Oooo hope you come along - it is a great club

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over a year ago

"Lol you did - round one was last night

Nobody tells me anything!!! And they call themsleves friends pfft!

What do I have to do/buy/steal/eat/find/stroke/lick/suck????

Say the magic word

Yababdabadoooo or supakalifragilisticexpialidocious? Will a YES do?

Ooh you were oh so close.

No the magic word is the word you say after Yes. Begins with P, ends with E and it's not as obvious as you think it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come to Jaydees some time and find out for yourself

Looking into Jaydees as we speak

Oooo hope you come along - it is a great club

Just checked it out and yes it does look good indeed. I'm assuming you'd meet us there to show us around in case we attended

Worth the effort

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