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By *evice1987 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

SW London

Positively roast the person above you.

For example: he looks like he eats organic

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By *vaRoseWoman
15 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Positively roast the person above you.

For example: he looks like he eats organic"

So positive like….

I bet he can fold a fitted sheet

Rather than he looks like the cheese slid off his cracker?

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By *evice1987 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

SW London

Exactly that!

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By *vaRoseWoman
15 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Exactly that!"

You look like you fold your socks

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By *ilithnyxWoman
15 weeks ago

A vast cosmic void

You look like someone I'd love to have along for shoe shopping

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"You look like someone I'd love to have along for shoe shopping "

Creatively written profile

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By *enk15Man
15 weeks ago

Evesham


"You look like someone I'd love to have along for shoe shopping

Creatively written profile "

She looks like her tax affairs are in order

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By *onin25Man
15 weeks ago

Durham

He looks like he spends a lot of time in the shower

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By *ellyAndYammiTV/TS
15 weeks ago

eastbourne


"You look like someone I'd love to have along for shoe shopping "

Look like you’d had a tonne of bisexual women interested in you. If weren’t a raisin and only had men in the searching for option.

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By *inkShyWoman
15 weeks ago

near Windsor


"You look like someone I'd love to have along for shoe shopping

Creatively written profile

She looks like her tax affairs are in order"

He looks like he knows how to use a loofah.

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By *inkShyWoman
15 weeks ago

near Windsor


"He looks like he spends a lot of time in the shower "

He looks like he knows his way around the gym.

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By *avie65Man
15 weeks ago

In the west.


"He looks like he spends a lot of time in the shower

He looks like he knows his way around the gym."

I bet she loves her bum being massaged.

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By *linyMan
15 weeks ago

Manchester/London

She has all her food tins sorted in alphabetical order

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By *evice1987 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

SW London


"She has all her food tins sorted in alphabetical order "

He looks like he is FSA certified

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By *BW_BiWoman
15 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM


"She has all her food tins sorted in alphabetical order

He looks like he is FSA certified"

He looks like a big business man

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By *evice1987 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

SW London


"She has all her food tins sorted in alphabetical order

He looks like he is FSA certified

He looks like a big business man"

She looks like she has a lovely collection of Crayola colouring pencils

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Incredible grouting and sealant in his bathroom

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By *aramel.desiresMan
15 weeks ago

Surrey

His scaffolding looks very strong.

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By *arc PolarisMan
15 weeks ago

Birmingham

You seem like the kind of person who reads the terms and conditions.

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By *earditallWoman
15 weeks ago

Lancaster

He looks like the type of person who makes sure labels face the right way

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By *arc PolarisMan
15 weeks ago

Birmingham

You look like you'd correct people's grammar in a group text

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By *earditallWoman
15 weeks ago

Lancaster


"You look like you'd correct people's grammar in a group text "

🤣😂🤣

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By *avie65Man
15 weeks ago

In the west.


"You look like you'd correct people's grammar in a group text

🤣😂🤣"

You are a very good listener. 🦻

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By *inkShyWoman
15 weeks ago

near Windsor

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By *inkShyWoman
15 weeks ago

near Windsor


"You look like you'd correct people's grammar in a group text

🤣😂🤣"

She looks like she knows how to put a pair of tights on without getting a run in them.

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By *etwife8230Couple
15 weeks ago

Newport

Looks good fun for underware shopping

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By *ertcoupleCouple
15 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City


"Looks good fun for underware shopping"

Wouldn't get picked out in a line up

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
15 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Looks good fun for underware shopping

Wouldn't get picked out in a line up "

Great at providing temporary facial storage for cum

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
15 weeks ago

London


"Looks good fun for underware shopping

Wouldn't get picked out in a line up

Great at providing temporary facial storage for cum "

Safer than airbags in a car accident.

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By *arc PolarisMan
15 weeks ago

Birmingham

He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Exactly that!

You look like you fold your socks "

Classic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago


"Looks good fun for underware shopping"

I bet you never need a dictionary lol

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By *ayKellyMan
15 weeks ago

Kinross


"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash"

That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version)

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By *arc PolarisMan
15 weeks ago

Birmingham


"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash

That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version)"

Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐

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By *evice1987 OP   Man
15 weeks ago

SW London

Yes, it was supposed to be nice and sweet

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By *inkShyWoman
15 weeks ago

near Windsor


"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash

That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version)

Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐 "

It was..

You look like you know how to do a strip, and the tease.

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By *ympho6969Woman
15 weeks ago

glasgow


"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash

That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version)

Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐

It was..

You look like you know how to do a strip, and the tease."

She looks like she's the main meal, not the snack.

(Yummy btw)

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By *avie65Man
15 weeks ago

In the west.


"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash

That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version)

Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐

It was..

You look like you know how to do a strip, and the tease.

She looks like she's the main meal, not the snack.

(Yummy btw)"

She seems to be a fan of oral sex.

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By *infullyObedientWoman
15 weeks ago

Woodley


"He looks like he uses 3in1 shampoo, conditioner and body wash

That looks like a cock, only smaller ( matchbox version)

Wow and I thought it was a friendly, positive roast 😐

It was..

You look like you know how to do a strip, and the tease.

She looks like she's the main meal, not the snack.

(Yummy btw)

She seems to be a fan of oral sex. "

He looks great in a locker room mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

Would look so much better in 3D … !

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By *-and-GCouple
15 weeks ago

norfolk


"Would look so much better in 3D … ! "

The bike’s impressive, and the guy riding it looks like he knows how to handle it.

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By *avie65Man
15 weeks ago

In the west.


"Would look so much better in 3D … !

The bike’s impressive, and the guy riding it looks like he knows how to handle it."

They don’t look their ages.

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By *-and-GCouple
15 weeks ago

norfolk

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By *hinstrapMan
15 weeks ago

sheffield

Looks like they are living there best life

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
15 weeks ago

Round the bend


"Looks like they are living there best life "

Good at taking bum selfies

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By *hortieWoman
15 weeks ago

Northampton


"Looks like they are living there best life

Good at taking bum selfies "

Makes fishing for tuna look sexy

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By *-and-GCouple
15 weeks ago

norfolk

She could definitely crush a walnut in those biceps 💪

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By *arc PolarisMan
15 weeks ago

Birmingham

They look like they could Tango in Paris

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By *ukaMan
15 weeks ago

Chester


"They look like they could Tango in Paris"

I bet he's got a well organised wardrobe.

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By *avie65Man
15 weeks ago

In the west.


"They look like they could Tango in Paris

I bet he's got a well organised wardrobe."

You are ripped.

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
15 weeks ago

Bromley

Needs help tying his own shoelaces, especially his shoes that have velcro

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By *BW_BiWoman
15 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM

I bet he remembered to put his top on after the tattoo

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
15 weeks ago

Bromley


"I bet he remembered to put his top on after the tattoo"

🤣🤣🤣

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By *BW_BiWoman
15 weeks ago

BIRMINGHAM


"I bet he remembered to put his top on after the tattoo

🤣🤣🤣"

Well did you?

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
15 weeks ago

Bromley


"I bet he remembered to put his top on after the tattoo

🤣🤣🤣

Well did you? "

I was well wrapped up in clingfilm, had to get the train back home, so technically yes 🤣

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
15 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Strange what some people class as friendly...😬

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
15 weeks ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Anyhoo... bet he keeps Pyrex in business with those dildos

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By *arc PolarisMan
15 weeks ago

Birmingham

She looks like she seperates her washing into whites and colours

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By *rsMxCouple
15 weeks ago

Glasgow

He looks like he irons his boxer shorts 😘

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By *reya73Woman
15 weeks ago

Whitley Bay

I can just tell these two indicate on every turn

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
15 weeks ago

London


"I can just tell these two indicate on every turn "

I don't know what she's reaching for but mine is broken and she knows how to fix it.

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By *lackchiefMan
15 weeks ago

Yeovil

Her bum pics are seductive

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By *he Silver FuxMan
15 weeks ago

Utero


"Her bum pics are seductive "

Plant Dad, even knows the Latin names

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By *icolerobbieCouple
15 weeks ago

Walsall

He looks like he can reverse park, one handed.

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By *lue_eyes_89Man
15 weeks ago

kent

She looks at one with nature

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By *imdrake1324Man
15 weeks ago

smethwick


"He looks like he can reverse park, one handed. "

Look like they get plenty outdoor excesise

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