FabSwingers.com forum: tiny pencil dicks (women only to reply please)

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How do you deal with the situation when you are about to get jiggy with a sexy man only to find he's got a dick the size of a 2b pencil!!!!

Then the cheeky bugger dares to say it's your fault the sex was crap cos you've got a foof like cheddar gorge!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh see I have been with a tiny guy before, but as I do my pelvic floor... Oh fuck it I've not got a flappy fanny and I don't like mini cocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily I have escaped this as yet

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I demand cock pics before a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happened to me once and i went home in a huff he was well fit n all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its happened to me ...

Not his fault but nothing I could do sadly and Im not being awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whatever makes them feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehe more responses on this one

not that I noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I demand cock pics before a meet

Given all the fake photos on here there is no guarantee its his cock he's sending pics of.

Tho I dont doubt you would put him in his place when it became apparent they werent lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a penis like an acorn...fortunately when shown a little affection it turns into an oak tree

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

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"I demand cock pics before a meet

Given all the fake photos on here there is no guarantee its his cock he's sending pics of.

Tho I dont doubt you would put him in his place when it became apparent they werent lol!!!

Teeth marks all over Yorkshire, that's all I'm saying.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

we met this lovley couple once and the hubby was was well into the body building thing and he was mahhosive..

until he took his pants off.. never seen one so small before..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

place four thick pork sausages around the member. Wrap in proscutio. Secure with a condom and off you go !

If the sex is hot enough it's instant breakfast!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have a penis like an acorn...fortunately when shown a little affection it turns into an oak tree

If I cut it in half does it tell me how old you are?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Happened to me once and i went home in a huff he was well fit n all"

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Had small cocks, but not thin enough to be pencil dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a penis like an acorn...fortunately when shown a little affection it turns into an oak tree

If I cut it in half does it tell me how old you are?"

Possibly but I'd prefer if you just looked at my drivers licence instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm women only seen something similar lads lets be rebellious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once met a man with a tiny penis, i wouldnt of minded but he was overweight and he hurt my back when he tried to put it in me so he had to stop, then as i was sucking his cock because it was so small his pubic hair was going in my mouth at the same time.

i met him on another site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i once met a man with a tiny penis, i wouldnt of minded but he was overweight and he hurt my back when he tried to put it in me so he had to stop, then as i was sucking his cock because it was so small his pubic hair was going in my mouth at the same time.

i met him on another site."

Lets hope he stays there!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Years ago I met a lovely lad went to put my hand down there and couldn't find it. He was so sweet so I said I preferred anal anyway it was so small condom wouldn't fit. I ended up telling him he had good hands. But surely he knew he had a micro willy beforehand

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Was chatting to a man on here (ages ago, he's left now) seemed really nice and then came the cock pic.

I have never looked at Richmond Skinless sausages the same since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I request for cock pics as part of my vetting process, hopefully it will help to avoid awkward situation like this.

"A needle in a tunnel" is a similar and worse phrase I have heard someone use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"place four thick pork sausages around the member. Wrap in proscutio. Secure with a condom and off you go !

If the sex is hot enough it's instant breakfast!"

Morning glory reinvented??

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I have a penis like an acorn...fortunately when shown a little affection it turns into an oak tree

If I cut it in half does it tell me how old you are?

Possibly but I'd prefer if you just looked at my drivers licence instead?"

Awww spoilsport. OK.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I have had this before! Not on this site may I add! And I am ashamed to say I pretended to be too tired to carry on!

I just couldn't go through with it and said my goodbye

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By *citoMan
over a year ago

brooklyn

I feel so bad for them all

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"How do you deal with the situation when you are about to get jiggy with a sexy man only to find he's got a dick the size of a 2b pencil!!!!

Then the cheeky bugger dares to say it's your fault the sex was crap cos you've got a foof like cheddar gorge!!!!!

Pencil dick or not they'd still want it attached, so they wouldn't dare!

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"I have had this before! Not on this site may I add! And I am ashamed to say I pretended to be too tired to carry on!

I just couldn't go through with it and said my goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have had this before! Not on this site may I add! And I am ashamed to say I pretended to be too tired to carry on!

I just couldn't go through with it and said my goodbye

thats a good idea.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"we met this lovley couple once and the hubby was was well into the body building thing and he was mahhosive..

until he took his pants off.. never seen one so small before..

Might have been steroids......that's one of the side effects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Like chucking a surfboard up a wind tunnel...' It's happened to me & yes he blamed me & thts wat he said to me! Cheeky bastard! Yet I have had a meet today with a great guy who couldn't get enough of my tight hole, go figure....!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Many years ago I got carried away with a work colleague at the end of a leaving do. We'd always been a bit flirty with each other.

We got back to my place and fumbled our way to the bed. Then I saw a cock doing an imitation of an Argos pen. To my shame, I laughed and the Argos pen disappeared. I blame the alcohol.

I got myself together and told him I didn't have any condoms and he didn't have any either. We remained friends but I do feel awful for behaving badly. He's happily married now with 2 children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you deal with the situation when you are about to get jiggy with a sexy man only to find he's got a dick the size of a 2b pencil!!!!

Then the cheeky bugger dares to say it's your fault the sex was crap cos you've got a foof like cheddar gorge!!!!!

When I was single, I met a guy who really was not blessed at all.

I let him do anal so I would feel something

crystal

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Happened to me once and i went home in a huff he was well fit n all"

One of the hottest guys I know isn't well endowed but his fingers and tongue makes up for it and he has no hang ups.

A couple body builder types I met had really small dicks and kept going on about it. They couldn't cum either: not impressed!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"we met this lovley couple once and the hubby was was well into the body building thing and he was mahhosive..

until he took his pants off.. never seen one so small before..

Might have been steroids......that's one of the side effects.

I've heard that too. Steroids are known to affect male performance. Bit of a disappointment though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happened to me once and i went home in a huff he was well fit n all

One of the hottest guys I know isn't well endowed but his fingers and tongue makes up for it and he has no hang ups.

A couple body builder types I met had really small dicks and kept going on about it. They couldn't cum either: not impressed!

I love a man who is good with his finger and tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we met this lovley couple once and the hubby was was well into the body building thing and he was mahhosive..

until he took his pants off.. never seen one so small before..

Might have been steroids......that's one of the side effects.

No.

Steroids cause the TESTICLES to shrink temporarily, but the penis remains unaffected - its possible that the guys size made his dick look smaller than it actually was.

Or he may have simply had a small dick.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"place four thick pork sausages around the member. Wrap in proscutio. Secure with a condom and off you go !

If the sex is hot enough it's instant breakfast!"

You make me chuckle Granny!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"we met this lovley couple once and the hubby was was well into the body building thing and he was mahhosive..

until he took his pants off.. never seen one so small before..

Might have been steroids......that's one of the side effects.

No.

Steroids cause the TESTICLES to shrink temporarily, but the penis remains unaffected - its possible that the guys size made his dick look smaller than it actually was.

Or he may have simply had a small dick."

Strange, because you'd expect the opposite. Men with less body fat would not have a fat pad obscuring their penis, so I guess you're right. They just have small willies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we met this lovley couple once and the hubby was was well into the body building thing and he was mahhosive..

until he took his pants off.. never seen one so small before..

Might have been steroids......that's one of the side effects.

No.

Steroids cause the TESTICLES to shrink temporarily, but the penis remains unaffected - its possible that the guys size made his dick look smaller than it actually was.

Or he may have simply had a small dick.

Strange, because you'd expect the opposite. Men with less body fat would not have a fat pad obscuring their penis, so I guess you're right. They just have small willies."

I can't speak for everyone but wouldn't be surprised if some guys get into bodybuilding BECAUSE they have small dicks, as a means of overcompensating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has happened to me 3 times recently! Beginning to think im spoilt with my mans lovly big cock!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"we met this lovley couple once and the hubby was was well into the body building thing and he was mahhosive..

until he took his pants off.. never seen one so small before..

Might have been steroids......that's one of the side effects.

No.

Steroids cause the TESTICLES to shrink temporarily, but the penis remains unaffected - its possible that the guys size made his dick look smaller than it actually was.

Or he may have simply had a small dick.

Strange, because you'd expect the opposite. Men with less body fat would not have a fat pad obscuring their penis, so I guess you're right. They just have small willies.

I can't speak for everyone but wouldn't be surprised if some guys get into bodybuilding BECAUSE they have small dicks, as a means of overcompensating."

Like buying sports cars.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Years ago I met a lovely lad went to put my hand down there and couldn't find it. He was so sweet so I said I preferred anal anyway it was so small condom wouldn't fit. I ended up telling him he had good hands. But surely he knew he had a micro willy beforehand"

ffs now that's small,

even a pencil can get a rubber on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we met this lovley couple once and the hubby was was well into the body building thing and he was mahhosive..

until he took his pants off.. never seen one so small before..

Might have been steroids......that's one of the side effects.

No.

Steroids cause the TESTICLES to shrink temporarily, but the penis remains unaffected - its possible that the guys size made his dick look smaller than it actually was.

Or he may have simply had a small dick.

Strange, because you'd expect the opposite. Men with less body fat would not have a fat pad obscuring their penis, so I guess you're right. They just have small willies.

I can't speak for everyone but wouldn't be surprised if some guys get into bodybuilding BECAUSE they have small dicks, as a means of overcompensating.

Like buying sports cars.

This is why I ride a bicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has happened to me 3 times recently! Beginning to think im spoilt with my mans lovly big cock!

I love spoiling my ladies lol

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"we met this lovley couple once and the hubby was was well into the body building thing and he was mahhosive..

until he took his pants off.. never seen one so small before..

Might have been steroids......that's one of the side effects.

yeah - Thats what He said the steroids had caused his willy to shrink.. he even warned us before taking his underwear off..

Having a girly giggle - we measured it and it was just over 3 and half inches Erect..

Altho - it was very girthy and very solid when hard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only had one who a small pee pee

Then he couldn't get it hard!

Great night that was

Had the cheek to say my fanny was too fat

How the fuck can you have a fat fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met this lad I had fancied for ages in a club and I asked how big his knob was (as u do).

He said 2inches hard. I literally rolled about laughing. And got him home and it was! Lol

So pretended to be asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having a girly giggle - we measured it and it was just over 3 and half inches Erect..

Altho - it was very girthy and very solid when hard lol

You should have twanged it to see if it made that 'DOOIING!' noise like a ruler on the edge of a table.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"This has happened to me 3 times recently! Beginning to think im spoilt with my mans lovly big cock!

I love spoiling my ladies lol

Yours is definitely NOT a pencil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But saying that huge cocks do nothing for me

6 to 7 inches and I'm happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has happened to me 3 times recently! Beginning to think im spoilt with my mans lovly big cock!

I love spoiling my ladies lol

Yours is definitely NOT a pencil.

Shush! They'll all want me now!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"This has happened to me 3 times recently! Beginning to think im spoilt with my mans lovly big cock!

I love spoiling my ladies lol

Yours is definitely NOT a pencil.

Shush! They'll all want me now!!

Oh, like you'd fight them off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has happened to me 3 times recently! Beginning to think im spoilt with my mans lovly big cock!

I love spoiling my ladies lol

Yours is definitely NOT a pencil.

Shush! They'll all want me now!!

Oh, like you'd fight them off!"

Atleast im not the only one who thinks hes a fiend! (In a good way)

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Having a girly giggle - we measured it and it was just over 3 and half inches Erect..

Altho - it was very girthy and very solid when hard lol

You should have twanged it to see if it made that 'DOOIING!' noise like a ruler on the edge of a table."

Nope you couldnt - Twang it.. The thing defied gravity !!! it just would not not wiggle or bounce up and down or even move sideways if he was dancing etc.. it was always hard and it was like he had a few inches of it that was erect inside him.. it was solid stuck like a little fence post lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"place four thick pork sausages around the member. Wrap in proscutio. Secure with a condom and off you go !

If the sex is hot enough it's instant breakfast!"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has happened to me 3 times recently! Beginning to think im spoilt with my mans lovly big cock!

I love spoiling my ladies lol

Yours is definitely NOT a pencil.

Shush! They'll all want me now!!

Oh, like you'd fight them off!

Atleast im not the only one who thinks hes a fiend! (In a good way)

I'm a very nice boy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profile specifically says no "pinky fingered sized cocks" but they still try and it annoys me when they take a pic at a certain angle to make it look bigger. Rant Rant

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"This has happened to me 3 times recently! Beginning to think im spoilt with my mans lovly big cock!

I love spoiling my ladies lol

Yours is definitely NOT a pencil.

Shush! They'll all want me now!!

Oh, like you'd fight them off!

Atleast im not the only one who thinks hes a fiend! (In a good way)

I'm a very nice boy...

Yeahhhhh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has happened to me 3 times recently! Beginning to think im spoilt with my mans lovly big cock!

I love spoiling my ladies lol

Yours is definitely NOT a pencil.

Shush! They'll all want me now!!

Oh, like you'd fight them off!

Atleast im not the only one who thinks hes a fiend! (In a good way)

I'm a very nice boy...

Yeahhhhh....

Yeah!! Lol my ladies know me so well xxxx

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I have a penis like an acorn...fortunately when shown a little affection it turns into an oak tree

You wanna watch those squirrels don't go after your nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes note of the female research he he

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