FabSwingers.com forum: What's for breakfast?

By *onin25 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Durham

I'm having an everything bagel with some philadelphia accompanied by a freshly ground coffee.

What are you having today?

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By *asha86Couple
12 weeks ago

walsall

Greggs bacon and sausage baguette with brown sauce and a latte

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By *dward_TeagueMan
12 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Porridge with chia seeds and ground cinnamon

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By *rightonsteveMan
12 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Porridge and blueberries and tea

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By *rafter69Man
12 weeks ago

upminster

Jerk chicken patty

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By *onin25 OP Man
12 weeks ago

Durham

"Jerk chicken patty"

Ahh, a breakfast classic

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By *earditallWoman
12 weeks ago

Lancaster

Coffee

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By *ivingthegoodlifeMan
12 weeks ago

stirlingshire

Home made scrambled eggs in sourdough with a black coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Either biscoff overnight oats or cereal/toast. Can't decide....I'm not even up yet so the decision can wait!😂

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By *ertsman46Man
12 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Coffee and crumpets

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
12 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Good old Porridge (with unhealthy sugar melting on the top)

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By *jslookingforfunMan
12 weeks ago

liverpool

It’ll just be weetabix and honey for me

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By *asha86Couple
12 weeks ago

walsall

Look at all the good eggs having healthy breakfasts i feel like ive let the side down now

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By *ez188Man
12 weeks ago

Bromsgrove

Coffee just coffee

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By *he MinionMan
12 weeks ago

Its a Friday. At the end of a long, cold, grey miserable month.

So a free egg and bacon baguette from Greggs this morning will put a smile on my face and a spring in my step.

Happy Friday all

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By *infullyObedientWoman
12 weeks ago

Woodley

Coffee then fried eggs, mushrooms and tomatoes when ive woken up properly

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Granola with yogurt with fresh lemon squeezed over

Good black coffee on the side !

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By *he MinionMan
12 weeks ago

"Look at all the good eggs having healthy breakfasts i feel like ive let the side down now

(High 5 emoji)

Lets let them down together !

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By *linyMan
12 weeks ago

Manchester/London

Cup of tea, porridge with banana and honey

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By *orphia2003Woman
12 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

As it's Friday I'll treat myself to a breakfast roll at work.

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By *unydayMan
12 weeks ago

near

Today I have toasted hot cross buns plenty of butter

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
12 weeks ago

Coventry

A cup of tea, a scotch egg and hopefully Mrs Misfit in this giant double bath I'm running before we have to check out.

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
12 weeks ago

Swansea

Weetabix (with fake sugar), orange juice and a cup of coffee.

Mrs S&N

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By *itty FelouWoman
12 weeks ago

Carlisle

Cherries and an apple with a cappuccino.....

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By *uckMe12FreeMan
12 weeks ago

(User no longer on site)

Coffee, black and sugar.

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By *awtybikerMan
12 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

I had some cereal with my coffee when I got up at 05:30

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
12 weeks ago

Next Door

Porridge, Greek yogurt, cinnamon, ginger and an apple. Maybe a coffee as well.

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By *earditallWoman
12 weeks ago

Lancaster

More coffee

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By *pecial Agent 00Man
12 weeks ago

Exeter

Yet to decide need too tho as I gotta get up and going or I'll miss breakfast from the hotel..

Busy getting caught up with new photos and posts

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
12 weeks ago

Round the bend

Crunchy nut cornflakes and a decaf coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
12 weeks ago

Tea + Toast

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By *he Desired EffectMan
12 weeks ago

London

Coffee....always! Maybe toast.

Not really a breakfast person, but if I were to indulge, it would be a full fry up, or egg, bacon and sausage sandwich, with brown sauce!

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By *otstuff77Woman
12 weeks ago

Newtown

Bacon and poached egg on toast,loads of butter.

I'm not usually a breakfast person but I'm trying to bulk up

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By *hams123Man
12 weeks ago

London

Muesli with peanut butter, yoghurt and lots of nuts. Coffee with milk and honey. And a banana.

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By *utsackerMan
12 weeks ago

north east

Bacon sausage black pudding and toast I don’t normally have breakfast on a workday but off today with the rain woke at 7 but didn’t get out of bed till 10 now sorting breakfast if it still counts as breakfast hat this time

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By *oeBeansMan
12 weeks ago

Derby

Had a salmon and garlic & herb Philadelphia bagel 😋

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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12 weeks ago

Central

Cheese and mushrooms omelette

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By *issLickalottapusWoman
16 hours ago

La La Land

I couldn't sleep as I was hungry and my belly was growling at me

So I have had some fruit for now 😋

I will have my porridge at a more sensible hour

And I will most likely be having elevenses 🤷‍♀️

I can see today being a hungry day

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By *est-Yorkshire-GentMan
15 hours ago

Leeds

Cheeky omelette and a coffee for me today

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By *ndyman 201Man
15 hours ago

hereford

Porridge with prunes and yoghurt, cup of builders coffee

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By *ady And The MonocleCouple
15 hours ago

Leeds, West Yorkshire

Porridge blueberries and black coffee here 😉

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By *rtfull-doggersCouple
15 hours ago

mowcop

Coffee and toast x

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By *uitedGent.Man
14 hours ago

Milton Keynes

Regret and loneliness x

Maybe a coffee if the milk smells alright.

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By *aughty Rick200Man
14 hours ago

NORTHAMPTON

Eggs and Avo on Rye Bread with drizzle of tabascco sause. And coffee. Not instant. Healthy

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By *glyBirdWoman
14 hours ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

Paracetamol

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By *uitedGent.Man
14 hours ago

Milton Keynes

"Paracetamol "

Bareback, or jazzed up into some sort of granola?

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By *arriedcoupleXCouple
14 hours ago

north lanarkshire

Overnight oats and black coffee

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By *cots99Man
14 hours ago

London

"Regret and loneliness x

Awww. Have a hug.

Though wearing a suit for breakfast is a tad too much.

Watch for egg on the tie.

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By *eralDeviantWoman
14 hours ago

Hull

Coffee, cacao and salt

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By *cots99Man
14 hours ago

London

"Paracetamol

Bareback, or jazzed up into some sort of granola?"

I thought you saidd jizzed...

Though that might make it easier to swallow

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By *glyBirdWoman
14 hours ago

Somewhere dark and gloomy

"Paracetamol

Bareback, or jazzed up into some sort of granola?"

Sprinkled on my coco pops

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By *uitedGent.Man
14 hours ago

Milton Keynes

"Paracetamol

Bareback, or jazzed up into some sort of granola?

Sprinkled on my coco pops"

That’s thrown me. Didn’t have you down as a coco pops girl.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
14 hours ago

Leeds

Cigarettes and coffee.

The mr.

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By *irthandgirthMan
13 hours ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread.

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By *uitedGent.Man
13 hours ago

Milton Keynes

"Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread."

There’s always one show off 🙄 👏🏼

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By *oxy-RedWoman
13 hours ago

pink panther territory

Fruit and yogurt for me

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By *irthandgirthMan
13 hours ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread.

There’s always one show off 🙄 👏🏼 "

I'm making goat and mango curry for my work lunches, then after that a Turkish style lamb shank and smoked aubergine and tomato dish with fasole batuta and feta and pear salad..

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By *uitedGent.Man
13 hours ago

Milton Keynes

"Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread.

There’s always one show off 🙄 👏🏼

I'm making goat and mango curry for my work lunches, then after that a Turkish style lamb shank and smoked aubergine and tomato dish with fasole batuta and feta and pear salad.."

You’ve ruined it now, that one sounds horrendous.

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By *homas400Man
13 hours ago

Carmarthen / Llandeilo

Tea (milk no sugar) with toast and marmalade.

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By *rafter69Man
13 hours ago

upminster

Plenty of coffee

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By *haringisCaring1208Couple
13 hours ago

Lurgan

Toast and a yoghurt

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By *irthandgirthMan
13 hours ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread.

There’s always one show off 🙄 👏🏼

I'm making goat and mango curry for my work lunches, then after that a Turkish style lamb shank and smoked aubergine and tomato dish with fasole batuta and feta and pear salad..

You’ve ruined it now, that one sounds horrendous. "

Which one? I will try and do better

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By *dgin3Man
13 hours ago

Cumbria

Tuna on toast, banana and a pint of water for me this morning

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By *earditallWoman
13 hours ago

Lancaster

Coffee

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By *uitedGent.Man
13 hours ago

Milton Keynes

"Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread.

There’s always one show off 🙄 👏🏼

I'm making goat and mango curry for my work lunches, then after that a Turkish style lamb shank and smoked aubergine and tomato dish with fasole batuta and feta and pear salad..

You’ve ruined it now, that one sounds horrendous.

Which one? I will try and do better"

The one with all the pears and stuff.

I was going down a dreamy chorizo and halloumi (think I’m more turned on by your food than this forum tbh) highway with a wet mouth and then you threw feta and pear at me

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By *irthandgirthMan
13 hours ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

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By *ourpornfixMan
13 hours ago

East Cheshire

"Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread.

There’s always one show off 🙄 👏🏼

I'm making goat and mango curry for my work lunches, then after that a Turkish style lamb shank and smoked aubergine and tomato dish with fasole batuta and feta and pear salad..

You’ve ruined it now, that one sounds horrendous.

Which one? I will try and do better

The one with all the pears and stuff.

I was going down a dreamy chorizo and halloumi (think I’m more turned on by your food than this forum tbh) highway with a wet mouth and then you threw feta and pear at me "

Food porn

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By *irthandgirthMan
13 hours ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread.

There’s always one show off 🙄 👏🏼

I'm making goat and mango curry for my work lunches, then after that a Turkish style lamb shank and smoked aubergine and tomato dish with fasole batuta and feta and pear salad..

You’ve ruined it now, that one sounds horrendous.

Which one? I will try and do better

The one with all the pears and stuff.

I was going down a dreamy chorizo and halloumi (think I’m more turned on by your food than this forum tbh) highway with a wet mouth and then you threw feta and pear at me "

I have a few forum friends who I occasionally provide pictorial evidence to.

Food pics beat dick pics. I also make a good cheesecake.

As for the side salad, it cant hurt you. I could overcooked some peas and carrots like your mum used to if it makes you happy.

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
13 hours ago

Round the bend

Coffee and wholemeal toast

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By *peedyGMan
13 hours ago

Telford

Coffee.

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By *uitedGent.Man
13 hours ago

Milton Keynes

"Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread.

There’s always one show off 🙄 👏🏼

I'm making goat and mango curry for my work lunches, then after that a Turkish style lamb shank and smoked aubergine and tomato dish with fasole batuta and feta and pear salad..

You’ve ruined it now, that one sounds horrendous.

Which one? I will try and do better

The one with all the pears and stuff.

I was going down a dreamy chorizo and halloumi (think I’m more turned on by your food than this forum tbh) highway with a wet mouth and then you threw feta and pear at me

I have a few forum friends who I occasionally provide pictorial evidence to.

Food pics beat dick pics. I also make a good cheesecake.

As for the side salad, it cant hurt you. I could overcooked some peas and carrots like your mum used to if it makes you happy."

I thought you’d slipped a mum joke in right at the end for a second Mirth 🤣 👏🏼

Let’s be best friends and share lunch x

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By *estructionDollyWoman
12 hours ago

Manchester

It will be more brunch than breakfast as I usually eat quite late in the morning, but today it'll be lemony smashed avo & cottage cheese on toast with roasted tomatoes and mushrooms

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By *oodmessMan
12 hours ago

yumsville

Cop of Yorkshire for me

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By *rAitchMan
12 hours ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Porridge, sweetened with some honey given to me by a bee-keeper friend, and had some mixed berries in the freezer, so stirred those in, with a few sultanas for good measure.

And coffee.

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By *evilinyouMan
12 hours ago

Bristol

"Cop of Yorkshire for me"

How do you take your cops? 😜

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By *evilinyouMan
12 hours ago

Bristol

"Porridge, sweetened with some honey given to me by a bee-keeper friend, and had some mixed berries in the freezer, so stirred those in, with a few sultanas for good measure.

And coffee."

That does sound good to be fair

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By *evilinyouMan
11 hours ago

Bristol

"Greggs bacon and sausage baguette with brown sauce and a latte

Oh cheeky monkey that sounds great

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By *olgateMan
11 hours ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Just had a full English with tinned tomatoes

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By *laytime_13Woman
11 hours ago

Lincs

I'm currently still lazing in bed, but as and when I make it downstairs for breakfast, it'll be pancakes today I think

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By *ivingthegoodlifeMan
10 hours ago

stirlingshire

Bacon, scrambled eggs on sourdough toast with a black coffee

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By *awtybikerMan
10 hours ago

Barnoldswick

Probably a full English when I take a walk down to the strip

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
10 hours ago

Crumpet Castle

I had blueberry gruel this morning then a banana after my swim.

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By *omeotherguyMan
10 hours ago

Sheffield/London/Derbyshire

Nothing, I've eaten crap for 2 days and to.to have a very reduced intake today.

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By *erry 58Man
10 hours ago

doncaster

Scrambled egg on toast and a cup of tea

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By *olarbear73Man
10 hours ago

Glasgowish

Poached Egg on Toast with a black cwoffeee

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By *inkShyWoman
10 hours ago

near Windsor

Bagel with scrambled egg, and a dragonfruit

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By *ussex_ladMan
10 hours ago

hastings

Greek yogurt and strawberries 🍓

Top it off with a wank soon

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By *2000ManMan
10 hours ago

Worthing

Made my own bacon bagquette and took coffee at seafront.

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By *oeBeansMan
9 hours ago

Derby

Avocado and scrambled eggs on toast with a black coffee

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By *hams123Man
9 hours ago

London

Scrambled eggs, tomatoes, an orange, blueberries, bread, yoghurt (Fage), nuts, vitamins and some coffee.

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By *irthandgirthMan
7 hours ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Making some spiced Shakshouka with mozzarella drops in, with a side of halloumi fried with chorizo and some Turkish flatbread.

There’s always one show off 🙄 👏🏼

I'm making goat and mango curry for my work lunches, then after that a Turkish style lamb shank and smoked aubergine and tomato dish with fasole batuta and feta and pear salad..

You’ve ruined it now, that one sounds horrendous.

Which one? I will try and do better

The one with all the pears and stuff.

I was going down a dreamy chorizo and halloumi (think I’m more turned on by your food than this forum tbh) highway with a wet mouth and then you threw feta and pear at me

I have a few forum friends who I occasionally provide pictorial evidence to.

Food pics beat dick pics. I also make a good cheesecake.

As for the side salad, it cant hurt you. I could overcooked some peas and carrots like your mum used to if it makes you happy.

I thought you’d slipped a mum joke in right at the end for a second Mirth 🤣 👏🏼

Let’s be best friends and share lunch x "

👍🤝

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By *aughtywelsh89Man
6 hours ago

Pontyclun

Porridge and toast

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By *luebell888Woman
6 hours ago

Glasgowish

A fried egg and haggis roll.

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By *ristol6666Man
3 hours ago

bristol

Malta and seeded sourdough toast,spinach ontop smoked salmon and poached eggs salt pepper and cayenne chilli pepper 👍

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