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"Seen a few guys complaining about getting no response. They're doing it all wrong. Don't use a sky remote or lynx can next to your cock. Use a Dove can or a Head and Showers shampoo bottle. Miles better." Are we talking “Family Size” or travel bottle…these things are important | |||
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"Seen a few guys complaining about getting no response. They're doing it all wrong. Don't use a sky remote or lynx can next to your cock. Use a Dove can or a Head and Showers shampoo bottle. Miles better. Are we talking “Family Size” or travel bottle…these things are important " Travel. You can move around with it better. | |||
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"I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄" Next picture incoming 😂 | |||
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"Just avoid the treseme bottles it'll make you look a little thin ✏️" Treseme bottles are illegal from now on | |||
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"Just avoid the treseme bottles it'll make you look a little thin ✏️" But also great if you have pubes that are au naturale! | |||
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕" And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? | |||
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕 And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? " Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁 | |||
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"Just avoid the treseme bottles it'll make you look a little thin ✏️ Treseme bottles are illegal from now on " The best is those little hotel shampoo bottles, it makes me look like a Brobdingnagian rather than a Lilliputian  | |||
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕 And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁" But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube?  | |||
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"Also, leave socks on and take a pic over a dirty toilet. Knicker dropping x 😂" I just had to delete half my pics! 🤷🏼♂️🤣🚽🧦 | |||
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"Also, leave socks on and take a pic over a dirty toilet. Knicker dropping x 😂 I just had to delete half my pics! 🤷🏼♂️🤣🚽🧦" Damn... no dirty toilet pics? X 😂 | |||
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕 And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁 But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube? "Will a pot noodle tub suffice? | |||
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"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂 (Yes it has been seen)" I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️ | |||
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"I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄 Next picture incoming 😂" Truly spoilt 🥴 | |||
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"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂 (Yes it has been seen) I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️" 💀💀💀😂😂😂 | |||
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"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂 (Yes it has been seen) I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️ 💀💀💀😂😂😂" Great if you wanna watch a movie! | |||
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"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂 (Yes it has been seen) I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️ 💀💀💀😂😂😂 Great if you wanna watch a movie! " Well you won’t grab the wrong thing that’s all I’m saying 🤐🤣 | |||
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"I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄 Next picture incoming 😂 Truly spoilt 🥴" I will use a shampoo bottle for comparison. You know for good measure | |||
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"Inside a pint glass for that added magnification from the thick bottom 😂 (Yes it has been seen) I got a comparison of one next to a fire stick the other day.. the fire stick won ☠️ 💀💀💀😂😂😂 Great if you wanna watch a movie! " Now that's multitasking at its best x | |||
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕 And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁 But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube? "😂😂 They promptly accused me of AI fakery and suggested I pose next to a Sky Remote for a more accurate measure 😕 | |||
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕 And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁 But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube?
😂😂 They promptly accused me of AI fakery and suggested I pose next to a Sky Remote for a more accurate measure 😕"Sounds sexist. Did you report this person for cock shaming? | |||
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕 And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁 But did you not find your inbox was inundated when the ladies saw the girth of your cock as it filled the Pringles tube?
😂😂 They promptly accused me of AI fakery and suggested I pose next to a Sky Remote for a more accurate measure 😕
Sounds sexist. Did you report this person for cock shaming? "I just cried into my Pringles 😭 (Texas BBQ Flavour) 😜 | |||
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"I came off far worse dimensionally when posing next to a Pringles Tube so that’s definitely not happening again 😕 And Pringles didn't even give you commission for it either? Not even a penny 😭😭 (I did console myself with the tubes contents however, on the plus side) 👍🏻😁" Once you pop, the fun don't stop! | |||
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"I use the travel size can "Thats false advertising  | |||
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And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure | |||
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"What sort of head and shoulders
And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure "Old style bottle, has to be. What about a Matey bubble bath bottle | |||
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"I use the travel size can
Thats false advertising "Damn it . Kills my next photo | |||
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"What sort of head and shoulders
And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure
Old style bottle, has to be.
What about a Matey bubble bath bottle "If it compares to Matey its a hell no from me | |||
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"Do they still sell impulse body sprays? I feel like they could be more forgiving for some " Ha ha cock with a hint of musk | |||
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"What sort of head and shoulders
And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure
Old style bottle, has to be.
What about a Matey bubble bath bottle
If it compares to Matey its a hell no from me "It's more for the smiley face to distract people | |||
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"What sort of head and shoulders
And dont forget to take a spunky cum shot for all our viewing pleasure
Old style bottle, has to be.
What about a Matey bubble bath bottle
If it compares to Matey its a hell no from me
It's more for the smiley face to distract people "Oh ok then | |||
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"Don't ask me why but I'm thinking maybe a warm croissant is a little more classy?! 🤔" Especially if he’s got a bendy one? | |||
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"Don't ask me why but I'm thinking maybe a warm croissant is a little more classy?! 🤔 Especially if he’s got a bendy one?" Are you suggesting the same shape as a croissant? 😂 | |||
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"Don't ask me why but I'm thinking maybe a warm croissant is a little more classy?! 🤔 Especially if he’s got a bendy one? Are you suggesting the same shape as a croissant? 😂" Hopefully far less flakey | |||
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"I think several pictures taken from all different angles would really help too" Different colours help too | |||
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"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted " You forgot the pepper that's why mate | |||
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"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted You forgot the pepper that's why mate " I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆 | |||
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"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted You forgot the pepper that's why mate I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆" I am adding a bit of flavour 😜😂 | |||
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"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted You forgot the pepper that's why mate I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆 I am adding a bit of flavour 😜😂" It's always good to spice things up. | |||
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"I used a salt shaker and still came up short, photo deleted You forgot the pepper that's why mate I assume you're well seasoned in this 🤣🤣🤣😆😆 I am adding a bit of flavour 😜😂" You do that alright 😛😜😘 | |||
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"Make sure your fingernails are really dirty and you are squeezing your cock to within an inch of its life…… And don’t forget a picture of it in a toilet roll tube 👌🏼 classic knicker dropper that " No way mine would ever fit inside a toilet roll tube. I just know, before you all ask if I've tried! | |||
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"I find the one taken while sitting on the toilet, jeans around the ankles the most seductive.. what a sexy position 🙄" Sorry about that 🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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