FabSwingers.com forum: Profile varies

By *eddyboy972 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

Just been reading some varies on some profiles a few verses or reviews have made me chuckle one was damn fine fuck lol sound like a sack of potatoes to me lol does little else a few others made me smile anyone else come across some reviews worth a chuckle?

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By *he milf next doorWoman
22 weeks ago

bluebell woods

The ones that say “I’m keeping this one to myself”

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By *rightonsteveMan
22 weeks ago

Hove, mainly…

I have some strange ones. No idea what was up with ‘em.

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By *earditallWoman
22 weeks ago

Lancaster

I wrote one for my longest fab friend after a catch up and us joking about stuff...he still hasn't to this day published it as he said everyone will believe hes a really shit pimp.

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By *he MinionMan
22 weeks ago

Surrey

I have one from a good friend that just reads.

"Pretty good fuck. I suppose"

Another that says

"For a happy guy, he really moaned alot"

These types tend to be from long standing fwb's or fuck buds and are obviously tongue in cheek, jokey comments.

Otherwise they would never be published.

Like you I have seen some hillarious ones though

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By *hisIsMe58Man
22 weeks ago

Winchester

Treat with respect. Blimey,isn't that a given. I suppose not and makes me question the person saying it.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
22 weeks ago

cardiff

See, 'reviews'...you just said it. Reviewing what, sexual performance? Hate them with a passion.

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By *kphooey43Man
22 weeks ago

Barnet

"Just been reading some varies on some profiles a few verses or reviews have made me chuckle one was damn fine fuck lol sound like a sack of potatoes to me lol does little else a few others made me smile anyone else come across some reviews worth a chuckle?"

I was wondering how the profiles vary?

Yet to ask any one to provide me with a verification this time, and from my previous incarnations they have been quite 'normal' - if they were to be explicit then I would not publish them.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I like the profiles… “must have face pic with message”

Then they have zero pics themselves

Others who chat for a while then block..

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By *earditallWoman
22 weeks ago

Lancaster

I have some I don't publish because I don't think people need a detailed blow by blow account so won't publish them.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've done some more light hearted versions:

We spent ages discussing her plans for world domination through cornering the market in Peppa Pig butt plugs. I think she has a sound scheme there and just needs a secret lair in which to base herself whilst she takes over.

and:

They're almost awesome. If you threw a party, they'd definitely bring biscuits, not Jaffa Cakes, though, but still something good, like Garibaldi's or Jammy Dodgers.

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I like the profiles… “must have face pic with message”

Then they have zero pics themselves

Others who chat for a while then block.. "

Had one the other day chatted fo 5 lines then blocked lol then got sent a pic looks like off a porn site lol

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I have some I don't publish because I don't think people need a detailed blow by blow account so won't publish them."

Go on dare you lol need to know what happens minute by minute lol

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By *eddyboy972 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Birmingham

Saw one that says this one’s a keeper then there’s twenty plus reviews after it obvs choosy then lol

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By *issmorganWoman
22 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I've seen one that just said, MET HIM.

Made me laugh.

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