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🚨Nigella on Bake Off🚨

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Utero

📣 the gorgeous lewd, food, siren of edible innuendo is going to be replacing Prue.

We want sexy baking!

When do we want it?

25 minutes at 190 degrees fan assisted…

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By *he milf next doorWoman
22 weeks ago

bluebell woods

I can see the TV ratings going up dramatically then

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By *oeBeansMan
22 weeks ago

Derby

The number of middle aged divorced dad's about to take up baking has just shot through the roof

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By *iltsguy38Man
22 weeks ago

swindon

I have suddenly developed an interest in baking…

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple
22 weeks ago

Swansea

I am super happy with this choice 🥰😋

Mrs S&N

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By *avie65Man
22 weeks ago

In the west.


"I can see the TV ratings going up dramatically then "

It won’t just be the ratings that go up. 😊

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By *atty CoramWoman
22 weeks ago

Wimbledon


"I have suddenly developed an interest in baking…"

Sounds like a euphemism if ever I heard one: is that a sudden interest in baking in your pocket or are you glad to see Nigella on bake off?

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By *obajxMan
22 weeks ago

Cheshire

Can't stand the woman

Another reason not to watch it

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By *allDarkTypeMan
22 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East

I mean she’s pretty and all but why does she pronounce Microwave as Meecro Wah Vey 😂

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By *he milf next doorWoman
22 weeks ago

bluebell woods


"I can see the TV ratings going up dramatically then

It won’t just be the ratings that go up. 😊"

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By *olo180Man
22 weeks ago

Blackpool

Will turn into The great British wank off no doubt ha

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By *iltsguy38Man
22 weeks ago

swindon


"I have suddenly developed an interest in baking…

Sounds like a euphemism if ever I heard one: is that a sudden interest in baking in your pocket or are you glad to see Nigella on bake off?"

Definitely the second, the first is highly likely too

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Too Mumsy for me.

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By *lynJMan
22 weeks ago

Morden


"I can see the TV ratings going up dramatically then

It won’t just be the ratings that go up. 😊"

Soufflés will rise nicely

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
22 weeks ago

London


"I mean she’s pretty and all but why does she pronounce Microwave as Meecro Wah Vey 😂"

Drugs. The answer is drugs. Lots of it. And wine.

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By *hilloutMan
22 weeks ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Nigella's sexual innuendo videos are legendary.

She'd elevate food porn to an art form 😂

https://youtu.be/FaVNf9CJEUo?si=Omz4keU1eHp5NVQt

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By *ich_shadiwMan
22 weeks ago

Barntarn

I’ve got my egg whisk in my hands ready 👨‍🍳

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By *EAT..85Woman
22 weeks ago

Nottingham

She's 66 now. I hope I'm half as alluring at 66!

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By *d mirerMan
22 weeks ago

lost

She’s no Mary Berry though !

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
22 weeks ago

Niche

I find her intensely irritating 😬

I'll not be able to watch now

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By *igblue70Man
22 weeks ago

Bootle

Suddenly I’m interested in Baking not just eating cakes

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By *allDarkTypeMan
22 weeks ago

Lancs/ Manc/ South East


"I mean she’s pretty and all but why does she pronounce Microwave as Meecro Wah Vey 😂

Drugs. The answer is drugs. Lots of it. And wine."

😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

That is some coup to get her on the bake off.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Ryde


"I find her intensely irritating 😬

I'll not be able to watch now"

Her bullshit is so enrobingly unctuous.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
22 weeks ago

Niche


"That is some coup to get her on the bake off. "

Maybe when they asked her to film in a tent in hot temps she thought they meant UAE dessert...

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
22 weeks ago

Niche


"That is some coup to get her on the bake off.

Maybe when they asked her to film in a tent in hot temps she thought they meant UAE dessert..."

*desert desserts 😂

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"That is some coup to get her on the bake off.

Maybe when they asked her to film in a tent in hot temps she thought they meant UAE dessert...

*desert desserts 😂"

Lol. Maybe. They will be paying her big bucks to do it. I went off the show but I might tune in to see her on it.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
22 weeks ago

Niche


"That is some coup to get her on the bake off.

Maybe when they asked her to film in a tent in hot temps she thought they meant UAE dessert...

*desert desserts 😂

Lol. Maybe. They will be paying her big bucks to do it. I went off the show but I might tune in to see her on it.

"

I sometimes watch the celebrity one if I'm curious about what any of them are like as themselves.

There's only so many ways to over bake something

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By *effdelightMan
22 weeks ago

Grimsby


"I find her intensely irritating 😬

I'll not be able to watch now

Her bullshit is so enrobingly unctuous."

beautifully put

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By *appylarry20Man
22 weeks ago

NW

Hope she doesn't mix up her powders.

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By *anielpiercedMan
22 weeks ago

X


"📣 the gorgeous lewd, food, siren of edible innuendo is going to be replacing Prue.

We want sexy baking!

When do we want it?

25 minutes at 190 degrees fan assisted…"

This is awesome news, the love I have for Nigella is off the scale

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"I mean she’s pretty and all but why does she pronounce Microwave as Meecro Wah Vey 😂"

She doesn't. She just has a sense of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"Hope she doesn't mix up her powders."

🤭🤭🤭

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

My first gut reaction is that she's just not the right fit for the programme.

I'll reserve judgement until she's a few weeks in........ truth is I haven't watched for years. Allison annoys me more than I can say.

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By *he Desired EffectMan
22 weeks ago

London

Never watched the programme...

Thats all about to change!

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Utero

Prue tried her best… “So Nicky, tell us about your beaver”

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

Wonder how long before Hollywood gets his cock in her. Lol.x

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By *ABflirtyWoman
22 weeks ago

Norfolk

I love her xx she make me smile at some of the big words she come out with. And flirting with her hair and smile lol

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By *arroBiMan
22 weeks ago

Harrogate

I’m looking forward to her and her epic innuendos

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By *arroBiMan
22 weeks ago

Harrogate


"Prue tried her best… “So Nicky, tell us about your beaver”"

This moment was legendary

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By *utoftheBluexWoman
22 weeks ago

Bot Farm


"I mean she’s pretty and all but why does she pronounce Microwave as Meecro Wah Vey 😂

Drugs. The answer is drugs. Lots of it. And wine."

🤣

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By *hinstrapMan
22 weeks ago

sheffield

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By *hinstrapMan
22 weeks ago

sheffield

Can't wait for this . She's stunning

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex

I will watch I was dubious about Prue Leith (surely nobody could have replaced Queen Mary Berry and her brand if motherly kindness) but enjoyed watching her, I was dubious about Alison Hammond but found myself warming to her.

I really hope we don't get weekly threads describing what men want to do to Nigella Lawson. That would get really tiresome

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By *r_Tickle_OGMan
22 weeks ago

Staffs

Oh good grief no. Mary Berry has more appeal on her arthritic fingers than this woman ever had

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Oh good grief no. Mary Berry has more appeal on her arthritic fingers than this woman ever had "

She appeals to lots of people and her knowledge of cookery and presenting skills are undeniable. I'm certain they will have done a 'chemistry' test with the other presenters.

Ps Mary Berry's fingers are like that due to polio

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Motherwell

A drop dead gorgeous classy older woman with a wicked sense of humour and a brilliant tease , can't wait to watch her again. Mx 😈🔥

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By *r_Tickle_OGMan
22 weeks ago

Staffs


"Oh good grief no. Mary Berry has more appeal on her arthritic fingers than this woman ever had

She appeals to lots of people and her knowledge of cookery and presenting skills are undeniable. I'm certain they will have done a 'chemistry' test with the other presenters.

Ps Mary Berry's fingers are like that due to polio "

Thank you, I stand corrected

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By *oeBeansMan
22 weeks ago

Derby


"I will watch I was dubious about Prue Leith (surely nobody could have replaced Queen Mary Berry and her brand if motherly kindness) but enjoyed watching her, I was dubious about Alison Hammond but found myself warming to her.

I really hope we don't get weekly threads describing what men want to do to Nigella Lawson. That would get really tiresome "

You and I both know that everyone will lose their minds as soon as a hint of a low cut top is worn

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex


"I will watch I was dubious about Prue Leith (surely nobody could have replaced Queen Mary Berry and her brand if motherly kindness) but enjoyed watching her, I was dubious about Alison Hammond but found myself warming to her.

I really hope we don't get weekly threads describing what men want to do to Nigella Lawson. That would get really tiresome

You and I both know that everyone will lose their minds as soon as a hint of a low cut top is worn"

We do Joe Beans, that we do.

Perhaps we can play Nigella bingo

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Oh good grief no. Mary Berry has more appeal on her arthritic fingers than this woman ever had

She appeals to lots of people and her knowledge of cookery and presenting skills are undeniable. I'm certain they will have done a 'chemistry' test with the other presenters.

Ps Mary Berry's fingers are like that due to polio

Thank you, I stand corrected "

.

I love Mary Berry

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By *ressthefleshCouple
22 weeks ago

Liverpool

Paul Hollywood walking around with a permanent erection now

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By *r_Tickle_OGMan
22 weeks ago

Staffs


"Oh good grief no. Mary Berry has more appeal on her arthritic fingers than this woman ever had

She appeals to lots of people and her knowledge of cookery and presenting skills are undeniable. I'm certain they will have done a 'chemistry' test with the other presenters.

Ps Mary Berry's fingers are like that due to polio

Thank you, I stand corrected

.

I love Mary Berry "

Oh me too, I wasn't being mean about her. When she left GBBO I stopped watching.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Ryde

I have a cracking story about Nigella Lawson and the death of her first husband, which paints her in a jaw-droppingly callus light. The problem is that it'd betray close confidences and be easily traceable to its source.

And for those wondering, it's not a case of Chinese-whispers, as I heard it from a friend who was the person involved.

For the sake of my journalistic past, I'll toss in the word "allegedly", just to be safe.

Anyway - Bake Off, eh??

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I don’t watch Bake Off but I definitely would do the scissors with Nigella 😈

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By *ressthefleshCouple
22 weeks ago

Liverpool


"She’s no Mary Berry though !"

Can't see many lads wanking to Mary Berry to be honest

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Utero


"She’s no Mary Berry though !

Can't see many lads wanking to Mary Berry to be honest "

They do it in their bedrooms… alone…

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By *tannersMan
22 weeks ago

stanley

Good job contestants aren’t allowed to use meecro wavays 😂😂

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By *moothdickMan
22 weeks ago

stoke

Should be called, nigalas pull off

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By *olo180Man
22 weeks ago

Blackpool


"Paul Hollywood walking around with a permanent erection now "

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"I find her intensely irritating 😬

I'll not be able to watch now"

Ditto, she does nothing for me and it's all too much.

I'm out, no thanks.

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By *idethestormMan
22 weeks ago

northants

Ohhh I like the Bake Off too, and she is a fav of mine too, I'll look forward to watching thanks

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Oh good grief no. Mary Berry has more appeal on her arthritic fingers than this woman ever had

She appeals to lots of people and her knowledge of cookery and presenting skills are undeniable. I'm certain they will have done a 'chemistry' test with the other presenters.

Ps Mary Berry's fingers are like that due to polio

Thank you, I stand corrected

.

I love Mary Berry

Oh me too, I wasn't being mean about her. When she left GBBO I stopped watching. "

Oh I know you weren't. She's very gracious and dignified

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷"

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman

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By *ife NinjaMan
22 weeks ago

Dunfermline/Leeds


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman"

People sit in front of pictures in an art gallery. Same/different? 🤔🤓🥷

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By *olo180Man
22 weeks ago

Blackpool


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman"

Magic Mike????

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By *ools and the brainCouple
22 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman

Magic Mike????"

Gary Busey !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
22 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman

Magic Mike????"

He's a woman ? On a baking show ?

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By *olo180Man
22 weeks ago

Blackpool


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman

Magic Mike????

He's a woman ? On a baking show ?"

No but he’s in a show and the women are ogling 🤷🏻‍♂️

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman"

Why else would I watch Murder She Wrote ?🤷

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
22 weeks ago

Bedfuck

She can stick a courgette in my bottom any time.

They need to have a food fight episode, I like a bit of sploshing.

I'd love to midnight snack her pistachio.

Should be a good era of the show.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
22 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman"

Maybe it’s sad to you. It’s not to everyone. 💤

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Utero

I’m wondering what the dynamic is going to be like with Paul… I think it’s a potentially fun pairing, guessing that the production team will keep the lid on the innuendo, at least initially but they’re chasing diminishing viewing figures so might want to adjust the vibe. She’s a good choice imo, she’ll be recognised by the ‘older’ viewers and no doubt there’s going to be quite a few husbands that will take an interest now but she will still appeal to a younger audience…

To quote one pundit “she’s the talismanic antidote to a baking show in desperate need of a rise”

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

22 weeks ago

East Sussex


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman

Maybe it’s sad to you. It’s not to everyone. 💤"

I think it's no small part of the reason she's been chosen. I know quite a few people who watch because of Paul Hollywood

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Utero


"She's a very attractive woman. I'm sure she'll do wonders for the viewing figures 🤓🥷

It's sad that people will sit in front of a show just to ogle a woman

Maybe it’s sad to you. It’s not to everyone. 💤

I think it's no small part of the reason she's been chosen. I know quite a few people who watch because of Paul Hollywood "

🎯

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By *egnMaxCouple
22 weeks ago

East Midlands

What? No ‘soggy bottom’ references yet?

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
22 weeks ago

South Wales

Not a huge fan but I can see her being a good judge on there xx 😘

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
22 weeks ago

Ryde

With Nigella Lawson on board, you'll probably spot Maria McErlane lurking in the background.

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By *oiluvfunMan
22 weeks ago

Penrith


"I can see the TV ratings going up dramatically then "

I won't miss an episode ever again

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By *oiluvfunMan
22 weeks ago

Penrith


"I’m wondering what the dynamic is going to be like with Paul… I think it’s a potentially fun pairing, guessing that the production team will keep the lid on the innuendo, at least initially but they’re chasing diminishing viewing figures so might want to adjust the vibe. She’s a good choice imo, she’ll be recognised by the ‘older’ viewers and no doubt there’s going to be quite a few husbands that will take an interest now but she will still appeal to a younger audience…

To quote one pundit “she’s the talismanic antidote to a baking show in desperate need of a rise”"

Holy fuck! Now that's a great quote!

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Motherwell

Sitting in front of the TV admiring a magnificent sexual being and her erotic mannerisms, go Nigella. Mx 👿

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By *he Silver Fux OP   Man
22 weeks ago

Utero


"Sitting in front of the TV admiring a magnificent sexual being and her erotic mannerisms, go Nigella. Mx 👿"

A silver fox and dark haired siren…

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

I would be looking for a hand shake

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By *ittleteaseWoman
22 weeks ago

Norfolk


"I would be looking for a hand shake"

I would love to give Paul a hand shake and more

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By *partacus2024Man
22 weeks ago

Near You

I wonder if she is a expert at judging creampies

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