FabSwingers.com forum: What do people wear when they meet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello, new here but eager to get things right.

Now, I have always been a collar and tie man mtself, like my Father before me, although a cravat can look stylish too I feel. Anyway, is there a dress code/standard for meeting people? I'm a little uncomfortable with jeans as they tend to rub a little, but don't want to seem a fuddy duddy

advice please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should wear what you are comfortable in, just not too scruffy especially if meeting for the first time. I myself love to dress up for a meet, even if it's just a social chat/drinks meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tend to wear

bright pink tracksuit

pink baseball cap

croyden face lift

nike trainers

and massive hoop earings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should wear what you are comfortable in, just not too scruffy especially if meeting for the first time. I myself love to dress up for a meet, even if it's just a social chat/drinks meet."

Good advice there I think, I like to wear comfortable too so that's cool. I don't like denim though, I had an accident as a child with a cup of hot milk and the skin on my left inner thigh is very tender and I find denim can chaff a little.

Kitty, that was funny, made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to wear smart jeans myself and usually a nice t shirt or shirt depending on the occasion. It all depends where i'm meeting.

I like to look like i've made an effort but don't want to feel over the top.

I've had one lady asked if i could where rugby kit although this hasn't happened yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case.

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

i think its always best to chat to the guy/guys im going to meet that night and see what they would like to see me in on the actual meet and as long as its not over the top i usually do as requested...remember meeting a guy for a drink etc b4 u run off to the hotel room it will be in public so u will be seen by a few and i couldnt think of anything worse than turning up in thigh boots, pvc mini skirt and top with my tits hanging out, that would be for later so it has to be class all the way...

i have to say though i feel good in a blk pencil skirt, white blouse, fitted jacket, court shoes never less than a 4'' heel and always i repeat always fully fashioned stockings...stella..xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wear what you normally go out wearing. Smart casual for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case."

All good advice so far thanks folks, but when you say 'best pants' are you talking about your top ones or your underneath ones(undergarment/underpants?) I always make sure mine are clean anyway, I have a special big pan which I boil them all in weekly with bleach, my Gran gave me it years ago and it works a treat. But I can see why clean underwear would be a big plus!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case."

lol erm i dont wear undies hehehehehe saves on the washing

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case.

pmsl do you boil your underpants on the stove thats funny ive never heard of that aawwwww

peanut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case.

lol erm i dont wear undies hehehehehe saves on the washing

peanut"

Now you see again, if I did not wear any underwear, I think rubbing would be an issue for me and I hate to be uncomfortable, especially when I'm travelling by public transport, but each to their own I guess, maybe that is a more of a young mans thing anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello, new here but eager to get things right.

advice please?"

Well, for a start, I'd lose the oversized Zorro mask ... sorry, couldn't resist it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case.

pmsl do you boil your underpants on the stove thats funny ive never heard of that aawwwww

peanut"

Yep I do young fella, always have, every week, it is quick, clean and if you push them all in, can get them all done in one go, on the line to dry, ironed and back in my draw with 2 hours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well, for a start, I'd lose the oversized Zorro mask ... sorry, couldn't resist it lol"

LOL (laughing out loud) that is a good one that, can see it too, must get a sword to make a big Z with, or is that Harry Potter??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case.

lol erm i dont wear undies hehehehehe saves on the washing

peanut"

Skid marks have to go somewhere so unless you are wearing brown breeks simply so no one can see them I would suggest your trouser washing is up which sort of contradicts your theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case.

pmsl do you boil your underpants on the stove thats funny ive never heard of that aawwwww

peanut

Yep I do young fella, always have, every week, it is quick, clean and if you push them all in, can get them all done in one go, on the line to dry, ironed and back in my draw with 2 hours!"

I've been 'commando' for about 20 years... nexcept at hatches, matches & dispatches when I wear undercrackers as a mark of respect - dont know why coz the dead, newborn and just wed couldn't give a fuck what I'm wearing - I'm guessing it's because it all takes place in a church and I wouldn't wanna piss God off by going to his pad with cleggy underwear, bearing in mind he wears a fookin toga and has prob never shaved his crack so must have klingons on the starboard bow but that's for Him to explain.

Anyway, haven't you got a wife to wash em for you? I have, works a fookin treat, she washes em, I dont wea em, she washes em again. Women are OCD about everything, total loonies, but I love them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyway, haven't you got a wife to wash em for you? I have, works a fookin treat, she washes em, I dont wea em, she washes em again. Women are OCD about everything, total loonies, but I love them."

Well I salute you Sir, 20 years a commando is magnificant, you and all serviceman do a brillinat job, I wanted to join the Army myself, but with a few medical problems (won't mention then here) I was turned down, could not even become a lifeboatman actually

Anyway, God Bless you Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, haven't you got a wife to wash em for you? I have, works a fookin treat, she washes em, I dont wea em, she washes em again. Women are OCD about everything, total loonies, but I love them.

Anyway, God Bless you Sir!"

eh? wtf? .. how did the british army get into this discussion?

Are u for real? Do u not know what 'commando' means?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, haven't you got a wife to wash em for you? I have, works a fookin treat, she washes em, I dont wea em, she washes em again. Women are OCD about everything, total loonies, but I love them.

Anyway, God Bless you Sir!

eh? wtf? .. how did the british army get into this discussion?

Are u for real? Do u not know what 'commando' means?

hahahaha he lost me too,im sat here pmsl and got tears in my eyes is this a windup hahahahahahahah fuc**nel mate

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case.

lol erm i dont wear undies hehehehehe saves on the washing

peanut

Skid marks have to go somewhere so unless you are wearing brown breeks simply so no one can see them I would suggest your trouser washing is up which sort of contradicts your theory

erm well i use babywipes mate so im always clean down there and be4 you ask i take some with me wherever i go so no skiddys for me heheheheheheh clean cracks everyday

peanut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and don't forget to wear your best pants, just in case."
Lol! Nice to know you take pride in yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking of pants guys, if you wear any, I would be devastated if a guy I played with wore a thong! Those figure hugging trunks are my favourites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking of pants guys, if you wear any, I would be devastated if a guy I played with wore a thong! Those figure hugging trunks are my favourites!"

lol do you mean speedo's

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Talking of pants guys, if you wear any, I would be devastated if a guy I played with wore a thong! Those figure hugging trunks are my favourites!

lol do you mean speedo's

xxpeanutxx"
Lol. No, I mean those shorts type ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones like those you are wearing in your pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ones like those you are wearing in your pic"

oh the peanut pants lol i had them made and they are the only pair i own hahahahaha mmmmmmmmmmm lol

xx-peanut-with-a-big-smile-for-yaxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry, think I misread the Commando thing there, thought you meant Marines but now I realise you mean naked under your trousers lol

Someone asked if i had a wife to wash for me, no, I live alone, although do have a house rabbit called 'Shearer' after Alan Shearer the Newcastle Legend, which is far better than having a wife lol, although obviously it does not cook!

I have one of those thongs with an elephants trunk on it, someone at work got it for a secret Snata thing for me lol, but have never worn it....YET!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, I mean those shorts type ones. "

That's good to hear

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lol very funny thread..not sure who is winding who up here lol

Why not go with no pants like your picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't think the 'turn up with no pants' look is an option lol, Can you imagine the look in Wetherspoons if I walked in like that, I would get bloody arested anyway and can't afford for that to happen again!!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

DEPENDS WHAT KIND OF MEET IT IS OBVIOUSLY IF ITS A SOCIAL MEET SAY FEW DRINKS IN A PUB THEN I SAY CASUAL.............

IF ITS DINNER SOMEWHERE THEN SMART DEPENDING ON VENUE............

AND IF ITS FOR FUN AT SOMEONES HOME THEN DEFFO CASUAL

FOR WOMEN THATS A WHOLE DIFFRENT MATTER LOL

LUV JACS

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm more comfortable in shirt and tie and that is the truth, open collars don't look great with me, I have a skinny neck, but I just don't want to come over as a frump.

To make myself look younger I have even bought some eye pod earphones (I have not actually got an eye pod) and just put the wire in my pocket to look like I'm listening to music when I'm on the bus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I am LMFAO this is soooo funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well funny and amusing is not what I want to be actually, I had enough trouble with people laughing at me when I was younger due to my raised shoe, but after an operation that has stopped

I want to use this site to expand my wings and free myself from the shackles of retail management, I live alone but still panda for sex as normal people do and have had quite a few messages already, so just want to get it right when I meet someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" and have had quite a few messages already, so just want to get it right when I meet someone"

It's easy - you just rub their shoulders gently, kneading between the should blades and then work your way down ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more comfortable in shirt and tie and that is the truth, open collars don't look great with me, I have a skinny neck, but I just don't want to come over as a frump.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No, my neck really is quite skinny and I always feel people look at me, I guess they don't in anyway, there are lots of people with skinny necks about, but it is just a confidence thing with me

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

" Anyway, is there a dress code/standard for meeting people? I'm a little uncomfortable with jeans as they tend to rub a little, but don't want to seem a fuddy duddy

advice please?

Well, for a start, I'd lose the oversized Zorro mask ... sorry, couldn't resist it lol"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Loose that particular tie too me thinks......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, my neck really is quite skinny and I always feel people look at me, I guess they don't in anyway, there are lots of people with skinny necks about, but it is just a confidence thing with me"
I meant about the ipod. You should maybe attach the ipod and REALLY listen to some nusic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No, my neck really is quite skinny and I always feel people look at me, I guess they don't in anyway, there are lots of people with skinny necks about, but it is just a confidence thing with meI meant about the ipod. You should maybe attach the ipod and REALLY listen to some nusic"

Oh see what you mean, well I'm not really a great music lover anyway and I would hate to miss my stop if I was not concentrating because I was listening to some hip hop stuff (I actually have no idea what that is, but heard some youngsters talking about it lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, my neck really is quite skinny and I always feel people look at me, I guess they don't in anyway, there are lots of people with skinny necks about, but it is just a confidence thing with meI meant about the ipod. You should maybe attach the ipod and REALLY listen to some nusic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Loose that particular tie too me thinks......

Sorry, it is part of a set from Asda and I like the colour co-ordination. I think Adsa buyers have it just right actually, not great quality but a good price.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only after help and advice, but do not mean to offend if that is what I have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only after help and advice, but do not mean to offend if that is what I have done"
You have not offended at all - given me a good laugh actually! Good luck with your meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you, I have a few offers and will choose soon, am amazed how freindly people are, I know I have not got 'classic film star looks' but obviously I'm not a complete twonk and am quite nice when you get to know me.

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

" I live alone but still panda for sex as normal people do"

I hate to break this to you, but I don't think normal people use Pandas for sex...

I mean, there's just not enough space in the back of them. Have you considered moving up to a Fiat Strada?

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

Flirty....you must have heard of Panda sex.........eats shoots and leaves ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I live alone but still panda for sex as normal people do

I hate to break this to you, but I don't think normal people use Pandas for sex..."

That would explain why there are so few pandas in the world today... they're all holed up in brothels hehehe

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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago

south staffs

As for me I find boxer shorts a real passion killer !! You know, the woven ones that are all floppy and wrinkled ? Eeew !

Give me commando any day, and if the guy can carry it off, a nice plain thong, not the elephant one!

I suppose the good news is that whatever he is wearing, they come off in short order anyway ...

Jane x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We think you should wear what is 'you' if that makes sense.. If your comfortable you will be yourself..

We like to dress smart casual.. Mrs notts always makes an effort but then thats her in everyday life anyway..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well thanks for all the advice, although some micky takers there too lol, but all good fun

I had planned a meet for tonight, but have a stock take now instead, so had to cancel. It won't be as much fun though and I won't get to take my clothes off either!

So, taking all the above posts in, I think the bottom line is, wear what your comfortable with and I will decide that on the night after I have had my bath

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

You had to cancel a meet because of stocktake?

I hope shes the forgiving type lol

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

My first forum post (I think?) as this thread caught my interest, being something that occasionally concerns most single fellas on here I suspect..

Sorry to hear you had to cancel your meet, hope you get to re-arrange for later.. best of luck!

Ignore the mickey-takers, you know it's all meant in fun anyway.. my five-penceworth (inflation, don't y'know) is to rely on some old-fashioned common sense and try to put yourself in the place of the person you're meeting.

If you're meeting in a relatively smart public place (and public is always best for the first time, after all!) then the oft-derided 'smart casual' usually works.

No prospective partner is going to want to get the impression that you haven't made an effort, so scruffy old gear that you were mending the car in that morning probably isn't going to go down well. But as mentioned before, jeans can work so long as they're presentable and clean! Good grief I sound like my old headmaster now.

It's worth pointing out that it never hurts to ask the lady (or whatever!) in advance what they might like to see a gentleman (or whatever!) in.. I've met a few ladies who prefer to see me 'suited and booted' and I'm more than happy to dress up a bit if it pleases them.

Conversely, asking beforehand might also point out the fact that we're all different, as well - your prospective partner might just be mad about scruffy looking fellas in oily jeans who smell like they've just come up from the pit.. it takes all sorts, and you won't know if you don't ask!

My thinking is, if you're hoping to get someone to turn up to that long-awaited second meeting in their thigh-high rubber waders, Edwina Currie mask and a kilt (or is that just me?), it's only fair to be willing to reciprocate on some level.

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had to cancel a meet because of stocktake?

I hope shes the forgiving type lol"

Well they did not seem to unhappy, but you can never tell by a text can you?

Niceguydave, thanks for the advice fella and I love that open down the front shirt look you have. You know, I have just taken my tie off and done the same with my shirt and I think it looks pretty hip. You can see my operation scar I know, but apart from that, may get a pic done like yours

I'm just having some poached fish now for tea, then back to work for the stocktake, could have been having sex later, typical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh definetly sumething very sexy and classy...unless i get a request lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Casual for house or lunch meet

Smart for pub or social meeting

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Should have got her to join you on your stock take.....

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i meet mainly as a single female and i only meet guys. due to this for my safty i usually meet in a public place for a drink first meet, usually a pub, when i meet i just wear the same as i'd wear if i was going out for the night with my mates, reason being you never know if your going to like the person you meet so do you really want to be sat there flashing your stocking tops and cleavage all night to a guy you don't like and are going to later on say not thanks your not my type to? i just think you can give out the wrong signals, i think its always best to play it safe first meet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should have got her to join you on your stock take.....

lol"

No, as a Manager that would have been fround upon by others and anyway my meet was with a sexy looking TV, so some staff may have thought she was trying to steal the stock from 'Ladiesware' lol, that even made me laugh that one

Anyway, think the open shirt to the naval look would not work because of the scar on my tummy, not tieless because of my skinny neck, so maybe a polo neck jumper may be the answer?

Anyway, thanks all for your thoughts and comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like to dress casual if meeting in a public place first but sexy undies underneath.if we meet in house sexy clothes pvc stockings etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like to dress casual if meeting in a public place first but sexy undies underneath.if we meet in house sexy clothes pvc stockings etc"

i tend to opt for the sexy secretary look, never had nay complaints so far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My last secretary, not in this job my last (I do my own admin now) had a big mole on her face and greasy hair, so it was never a turn on, but guess you might be different to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last secretary, not in this job my last (I do my own admin now) had a big mole on her face and greasy hair, so it was never a turn on, but guess you might be different to her"

oh u dont know how different

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last secretary, not in this job my last (I do my own admin now) had a big mole on her face and greasy hair, so it was never a turn on, but guess you might be different to her

oh u dont know how different

xxx"

Ohhhh you saucy minx, getting all hot here now and will enjoy my low cal chocolate drink all the more thinking of that lol (laugh out loudly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last secretary, not in this job my last (I do my own admin now) had a big mole on her face and greasy hair, so it was never a turn on, but guess you might be different to her

oh u dont know how different

xxx

Ohhhh you saucy minx, getting all hot here now and will enjoy my low cal chocolate drink all the more thinking of that lol (laugh out loudly)"

yeah my mole is elsewhere!! LOL xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last secretary, not in this job my last (I do my own admin now) had a big mole on her face and greasy hair, so it was never a turn on, but guess you might be different to her

oh u dont know how different

xxx

Ohhhh you saucy minx, getting all hot here now and will enjoy my low cal chocolate drink all the more thinking of that lol (laugh out loudly)

yeah my mole is elsewhere!! LOL xxxxxxx"

You know you can get traps for them, they can play havoc with your lawn, or where you being sexual there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My last secretary, not in this job my last (I do my own admin now) had a big mole on her face and greasy hair, so it was never a turn on, but guess you might be different to her

oh u dont know how different

xxx

Ohhhh you saucy minx, getting all hot here now and will enjoy my low cal chocolate drink all the more thinking of that lol (laugh out loudly)

yeah my mole is elsewhere!! LOL xxxxxxx

You know you can get traps for them, they can play havoc with your lawn, or where you being sexual there?"

damn my secret is out... rspca inspectors look away please lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My last secretary, not in this job my last (I do my own admin now) had a big mole on her face and greasy hair, so it was never a turn on, but guess you might be different to her

oh u dont know how different

xxx

Ohhhh you saucy minx, getting all hot here now and will enjoy my low cal chocolate drink all the more thinking of that lol (laugh out loudly)

yeah my mole is elsewhere!! LOL xxxxxxx

You know you can get traps for them, they can play havoc with your lawn, or where you being sexual there?

damn my secret is out... rspca inspectors look away please lol xxx"

Haha that was a fuuny response and it made me chuckle

I hope you don't think I'm being rude when I ask this, but... that profile pic, have you an artificial leg (no offence meant, just curious)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah the left one i find it usefull to clout cheeky buggers with

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

ROFL xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes, got to say, she is making me chuckle too, even if she maybe has only one leg...which if she has, I have total admiration for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, got to say, she is making me chuckle too, even if she maybe has only one leg...which if she has, I have total admiration for her."

If you tweek her left nipple her leg falls off you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, got to say, she is making me chuckle too, even if she maybe has only one leg...which if she has, I have total admiration for her.

If you tweek her left nipple her leg falls off you know

oi oi dont tell him that!!! theyll all want a go!! lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the right one picks up radio 4...hahahahaha all your secrets are out now babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the right one picks up radio 4...hahahahaha all your secrets are out now babe

well as long as u dont tell em what slapping my left bum cheek duz its ok ;D xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm confused now, does not take much, so is it a real leg or not? (if you don't ike talking about it, or I have touched a sensative point, just tell me to shut up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused now, does not take much, so is it a real leg or not? (if you don't ike talking about it, or I have touched a sensative point, just tell me to shut up)"

pmsl , leave my sensitive points out ov this mr!!!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and the right one picks up radio 4...hahahahaha all your secrets are out now babe

well as long as u dont tell em what slapping my left bum cheek duz its ok ;D xxxx"

Never had the nerve to do it...so will let them find out themselves lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"No, my neck really is quite skinny and I always feel people look at me, I guess they don't in anyway, there are lots of people with skinny necks about, but it is just a confidence thing with meI meant about the ipod. You should maybe attach the ipod and REALLY listen to some nusic

omg of course he is ...cabbage crates over the brinny major ...pmsl

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Should have got her to join you on your stock take.....

lol

Anyway, think the open shirt to the naval look would not work because of the scar on my tummy, not tieless because of my skinny neck, so maybe a polo neck jumper may be the answer?

Anyway, thanks all for your thoughts and comments"

Only if its a yellow jumper hun, they are well renowned round here, maybe not liked but well known!!! LOL

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

lmao loving this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if anyone turns up in trackies or anything lonsdale instant ban

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Looks like it all went horribly wrong....shame.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have studied the pictures carefully and the "bits" picture is definitely from a different man to the "tie" picture... we need to see a full body shot!

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over a year ago

"Have studied the pictures carefully and the "bits" picture is definitely from a different man to the "tie" picture... we need to see a full body shot!

Did you use a microscope in your examination? lol

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