FabSwingers.com forum: Caption....

By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Ok, variation on a theme.... provide a caption for the persons above yous Avatar pic.......c'mon let's have a laugh

(yeah I know I cheated, I have changed mine to something easier to start you all off lol!!)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ok, variation on a theme.... provide a caption for the persons above yous Avatar pic.......c'mon let's have a laugh

(yeah I know I cheated, I have changed mine to something easier to start you all off lol!!)

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i asked for salt AND vinegar on this saveloy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abberesque lady

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

"Ok, variation on a theme.... provide a caption for the persons above yous Avatar pic.......c'mon let's have a laugh

(yeah I know I cheated, I have changed mine to something easier to start you all off lol!!)

i asked for salt AND vinegar on this saveloy

Pmsl......

no I don't want this pair.... yes I know I have tried on 42 pairs but I want THOSE ones!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shine ya shoes only a quid lady xx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Well when i was told Craig was Two feet high, i wore my best highest heels to give him a chance when i was asked to demonstrate how high two feet was!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Talk about PUSHING IN YOU LOT!!!!

Its not my fault my puter runs on coal!!!

LOL

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Abberesque lady "
if i stick my tongue out will i look like gene simmons?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk was not as good for hairloss as he had been led to believe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well when i was told Craig was Two feet high, i wore my best highest heels to give him a chance when i was asked to demonstrate how high two feet was!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk was not as good for hairloss as he had been led to believe..

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

"Spunk was not as good for hairloss as he had been led to believe.."

Pmsl......................

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

"Spunk was not as good for hairloss as he had been led to believe..

Pmsl......................

Nope, I am NOT shagging you!!! I don't care if you beg!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Spunk was not as good for hairloss as he had been led to believe..

Pmsl......................

Nope, I am NOT shagging you!!! I don't care if you beg!

I wasnt warned by the Doc that the tongue depresser would be so big when he told me to say "aaaaaahhhhh"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does me bum look big in these eh ???

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

"Does me bum look big in these eh ???

So Officer, you said I was speeding??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you said this was glass blowing ?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Big breaths" said the doctor, "Yesth, and I am only thicksteen" lisped the girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now..where did i put my keys ?

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

These ear muffs only work well if you put them on from the FRONT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok.......

which sod nicked me carpet ???

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

"These ear muffs only work well if you put them on from the FRONT

Yes darling, I know I said you could pick my outfit but I am not going shopping at Tescos like this!!!

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Oops sorry the boobies got in the way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK first dip two boiled eggs in rasperry jam then -----

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Doc it started as a spot on me helmet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont care wot ya name is.....you aint comming in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

invisible wii... keep it from the kids

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

When your teeth are THIS white, you just gotta wear shades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

r u cummin or what

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

gonna choke that chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"gonna choke that chicken "

Z thought pretending to be a Tea pot would get her out of doing the dishes...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"gonna choke that chicken

Z thought pretending to be a Tea pot would get her out of doing the dishes..."
the new face of laura ashley ....

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

who rubbed my lamp kazzam

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Small feet??? White goods???

Not in MY kitchen

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

is that a tree is see lol must be xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets do the time warp...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kitchen devil

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

"kitchen devil"

I am sure it wasn't this big a minute ago......

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

[Removed by poster at 12/01/10 22:49:41]

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

are you sure this is a mike

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

so what happens in here

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"so what happens in here

Was it OJ

or me!

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I think its a fur ball, let me take a look.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the notorious" black hand gang" strikes twice in Durham

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

mmmm these mellons feel firm are they ripe enough

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"I think its a fur ball, let me take a look....."

Which crystal ball would you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now , when i say cough.....cough

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

yeah..

you definatley got a leak, let me get me spanner

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

opps peaches poped up in between..

jucy red apples com on ladies one of ya 5 a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont drop them on the baby

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Where's the 'ON' switch?

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

should have gone to Specsavers lol

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Where's the 'ON' switch?"

I said show me something that'll make me smile!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Testing, 1, 2, 1, 2, it is on?

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

"Testing, 1, 2, 1, 2, it is on? "

The dentist told me NOT to smile

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Now remember... you're being the puppet this time! When a move this you move your eyes... when I wiggle this finger you move your mouth.

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

I'm so nosey I ended up with a bloody nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you sure the pic on the telly is ok if i wiggle this ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left boob: How come you look so much bigger than me in this pic?

Right boob: I dunno, great isn't it?

Left boob: No, it isn't

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Guess the contents

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Where the fuck did I put my keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sausages"

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By *i 1 Get 1 FreeCouple (MM)
over a year ago

birmingham

Health & Safety warning sign!

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Just relax........

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Hotdogs, Armour hotdogs.

What kinds of kids eat Armour hot dogs?

Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks.

Tough kids, sissy kids

Even kids with chicken pox

Love hotdogs, Armour hot dogs

The dogs kids love to biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite"

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Am gonna kill those damn kids... bloody graffiti!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman in disguise, I leftit here some where

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Have changed pic to confuse matters hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cough please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's down here then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody biscuit crumbs.

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

You should see whats going on down here that you can't see.... then you would see why I am smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes nurse it's definately a cock .... I'll just taste it to make sure

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Yes nurse it's definately a cock .... I'll just taste it to make sure

when i stand up my arse is gonna look like its in a teabag

Steve

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Yes darling, I know its a kitchen.... but don't I look pretty???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Blue Peter crew were running short of new ideas for the show...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes nurse it's definately a cock .... I'll just taste it to make sure

when i stand up my arse is gonna look like its in a teabag

Steve

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"The Blue Peter crew were running short of new ideas for the show..."

i know i got 1 in here some place

Steve

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Oooo I like to feel something powerful between my legs....

(Yay another piccy change!!)

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

they said it was an X factor audition.

just pop this in your mouth and hum lol

Steve

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

You mean it actually moves too......wow!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"You mean it actually moves too......wow!!!

you just squeeze the balls like this and it gets smaller right away

Steve

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"whats that throbbing between my legs"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg ave eventually bin able to knit a dress out of me pubes

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

god that rash is really spreading........

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Honest its great for sore throats

steve

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

Ok, whoever put superglue on the seat is DEAD!!!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

just a few more and i will have this doll blown up fully

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how was i supposed to know ride safe ment a condom

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

born to be wild????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you wont cum any faster on a bike

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

do ya like my new fake boobs

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do ya like my new fake boobs

Steve

ya wouldnt want en on the end of ya nose like a wart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put my bra in a boil wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keys check

wallet check

sure im forgeting something

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

cracked & too cheeky

Steve

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

How long should I wait for this swingdate to turn up do you think........

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"How long should I wait for this swingdate to turn up do you think........

lol

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By *aycee OP Couple
over a year ago

northampton

"How long should I wait for this swingdate to turn up do you think........

lol

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

No wonder your sat net to the radiator you must be frozen half undressed

Steve

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