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I need to nip to waitrose..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anyone need anything?

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By *coobyScrappyCouple
over a year ago

norwich

i like their undies

could u pick me up a handful please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll have some water cress if its still a 3rd off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes some Chocolate to go with this wine I'm drinking

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By *gents 3 and 4Couple
over a year ago

truro

Choc hobb nobs please

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By *ustMyselfWoman
over a year ago

At the end of a cracked Rainbow

Some Tomato Sauce flavoured crisps please

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Yes some Chocolate to go with this wine I'm drinking "

I have wine..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i like their undies

could u pick me up a handful please "

With or without Spider-Man on??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some of their baby bum butter plz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'll have some water cress if its still a 3rd off "

You want 2/3rds watercress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes some Chocolate to go with this wine I'm drinking

I have wine.......... "

I've had one of 'those' days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had to eat someone in a desperate situation..id choose a Waitrose shopper..

Im assuming they would taste better than someone who shops at say, Asda for example?...

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Yes... their own brand coconut and lime ice cream is lush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just done my weekly shop, and I forgot the Grenadine syrup for the non-alcoholic I shall be making for work, doh!

So yes please for a bottle of Grenadine syrup, TVMIA!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Lemon Meringue Pie please, if it's still on offer.

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

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By *ysteryboatMan
over a year ago

Brighton

just do a spot of shoplifting for me, would you?

doesn't matter what you get - it's a compulsion for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lemon Meringue Pie please, if it's still on offer."

Oh yum, will get one for myself too...

Unless you want to share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could you do a weekly shop for me please .....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Lemon Meringue Pie please, if it's still on offer.

Oh yum, will get one for myself too...

Unless you want to share? "

Yeah, why not?

No yummy tummy slurpy tongue smiley to insert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some popcorn please. Just sat down to watch les mis

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I left my deck chair in the car park. Tuck it inside the door for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I had to eat someone in a desperate situation..id choose a Waitrose shopper..

Im assuming they would taste better than someone who shops at say, Asda for example?... "

haha saying that i saw a brand new bently parked in my local asda the other day..

not a sight i thought i would ever see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A black Audi R8 spyder please!

There was one in the car park last time I was at waitrose!

Thanksies!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some popcorn please. Just sat down to watch les mis "

You may want some tissues then (and not for the reason I use them when watching a movie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heston's cauliflower cheese with truffles please and Champfeltoup Sauvignon Blanc if it's still on offer. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i saw a brand new bently parked in my local asda the other day..

not a sight i thought i would ever see "

Why not?

Who ever said a Bentley driver had any taste?

Bluntly, if I actually had the money to buy a Bentley, A Bentley is NOT what I would buy.

I'm 62% sure that exactly 62% of the population have no fecking idea what £200K looks like and equally have no fecking idea what £200K can buy.

If I had £200K, I wouldn't buy a Bentley, I would blow the whole lot in Waitrose!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i saw a brand new bently parked in my local asda the other day..

not a sight i thought i would ever see

Why not?

Who ever said a Bentley driver had any taste?

Bluntly, if I actually had the money to buy a Bentley, A Bentley is NOT what I would buy.

I'm 62% sure that exactly 62% of the population have no fecking idea what £200K looks like and equally have no fecking idea what £200K can buy.

If I had £200K, I wouldn't buy a Bentley, I would blow the whole lot in Waitrose!! "

You might even get a whole bunch of bananas for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You might even get a whole bunch of bananas for that! "

Case in point.

Shopping in Waitrose means two things to two separate people.

It's either "I'm REALLY posh I shop in Waitrose look at my bags"

Or it's

"Damn! ...and I thought I was skint before!"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

You might even get a whole bunch of bananas for that!

Case in point.

Shopping in Waitrose means two things to two separate people.

It's either "I'm REALLY posh I shop in Waitrose look at my bags"

Or it's

"Damn! ...and I thought I was skint before!"

"

Or, quality food, realistically priced being sold to you by people getting a share of the profits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Or, quality food, realistically priced being sold to you by people getting a share of the profits. "

Quality food? -No. That's the Co-op.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You might even get a whole bunch of bananas for that!

Case in point.

Shopping in Waitrose means two things to two separate people.

It's either "I'm REALLY posh I shop in Waitrose look at my bags"

Or it's

"Damn! ...and I thought I was skint before!"

Or, quality food, realistically priced being sold to you by people getting a share of the profits. "

Good service from helpful courteous staff too. Sadly lacking in service averse UK these days.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Waitrose definitely has an upmarket air about it. Helpful staff too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me the young man on the deli cos I really fancy shafting him a length of my polony

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Get me the young man on the deli cos I really fancy shafting him a length of my polony "

I'm not sure the staff are THAT helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some tea bags would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get me the young man on the deli cos I really fancy shafting him a length of my polony

I'm not sure the staff are THAT helpful "

Well if ya don't ask - ya don't get! Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.

But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?

As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..

The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.

One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.

But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?

As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..

The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.

One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!""

That would be very dull. Everybody knows, you can't polish a turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.

But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?

As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..

The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.

One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!""

Well the Pate is DEFO much better in waitrose - n u know us nice Jewish boys - we know ALL about Pate!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.

But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?

As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..

The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.

One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!""

There is that, however Waitrose make an effort to produce their own food, support projects around the world and source from those and if they decide to sell horse meat I feel confident it will be labeled as horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.

But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?

As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..

The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.

One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!"

Well the Pate is DEFO much better in waitrose - n u know us nice Jewish boys - we know ALL about Pate!!! "

And the girls pate is lovely there as are lots of things ....actually i will have some brussels with nice bread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, thanks, but I have a couple of jobs to be done around the place. Can you pop round in your boots and tool belt ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I should add..I COULD shop in Waitrose if I really wanted too.

But do people really subjectively believe the food is better than Tesco or Sainsbury's?

As part of my job I sit through dozens of sales rep presentations every week..

The term "Market positioning" AKA "turd polishing" is a term I understand well.

One of my sayings is: "you can sell dog shit if you package it right!"

Well the Pate is DEFO much better in waitrose - n u know us nice Jewish boys - we know ALL about Pate!!!

And the girls pate is lovely there as are lots of things ....actually i will have some brussels with nice bread please "

All this food talk is making me hungry!!!!!

Oh for sum home made chicken liver Pate, Jewish penicillin n lox - the days of my childhood r rushing by me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i saw a brand new bently parked in my local asda the other day..

not a sight i thought i would ever see

Why not?

Who ever said a Bentley driver had any taste?

Bluntly, if I actually had the money to buy a Bentley, A Bentley is NOT what I would buy.

I'm 62% sure that exactly 62% of the population have no fecking idea what £200K looks like and equally have no fecking idea what £200K can buy.

If I had £200K, I wouldn't buy a Bentley, I would blow the whole lot in Waitrose!! "

im pretty sure for the owners of a Bentley 200k is just a drop in the ocean..

maybe not all Asda are like my local.. but mine is full of ladies in tight tracksuits and ugg boots with bite me wirtten across the ass..

the men all wear caps and pants round their ankles..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, thanks, but I have a couple of jobs to be done around the place. Can you pop round in your boots and tool belt ?"

Er, that's a very kind offer but, to be honest, I don't think I'm qualified carey out the kind of 'Job' you want

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