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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A local council in Madrid have come up with a novel idea with dealing with irresponsible dog owners.

Twenty volunteers are picking up dog poo and are posting the offending article to the owners marked Lost Property.

Surprisingly incidences of people not clearing up after their dogs have dropped by 70% so it seems to be working.

What a great idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do they know what dog did what poo? Must have gil grissom on the case lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A local council in Madrid have come up with a novel idea with dealing with irresponsible dog owners.

Twenty volunteers are picking up dog poo and are posting the offending article to the owners marked Lost Property.

Surprisingly incidences of people not clearing up after their dogs have dropped by 70% so it seems to be working.

What a great idea. "

I hope they get It to the right owners

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Ok I'll bite.....

How do they know which address belongs to which poo?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Designer dogs have bar codes on their doo doos in Madrid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I'll bite.....

How do they know which address belongs to which poo?"

All dogs in this region have to be on a database. They send the poo of to a lab and it determines the breed and age of the dog and its cross referenced with the database.

I kid you not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stuff the political correctness issues and the health and hygiene considerations and so what if a couple of turds get sent through the wrong letter box,,,,,,,

I think it’s a fantastic idea and I’d gladly volunteer to become a shit-poster.....

awwww I'd love to do that!!! such sweet revenge.... sigh...

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"Ok I'll bite.....

How do they know which address belongs to which poo?

All dogs in this region have to be on a database. They send the poo of to a lab and it determines the breed and age of the dog and its cross referenced with the database.

I kid you not. "

Sounds great but I wonder if it's cost effective.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok I'll bite.....

How do they know which address belongs to which poo?

All dogs in this region have to be on a database. They send the poo of to a lab and it determines the breed and age of the dog and its cross referenced with the database.

I kid you not.

Sounds great but I wonder if it's cost effective. "

I think it is a short term project to make dog owners aware of their responsibilities.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick


"Ok I'll bite.....

How do they know which address belongs to which poo?

All dogs in this region have to be on a database. They send the poo of to a lab and it determines the breed and age of the dog and its cross referenced with the database.

I kid you not.

Sounds great but I wonder if it's cost effective.

I think it is a short term project to make dog owners aware of their responsibilities. "

Then that's to be applauded....would be great to see it introduced in this country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea nothing winds me up more than dog shit all over the place....specially when your kid stands in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

humm i wander how they keep tracks on making sure everyone has their dog registered

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

my mum did this to a person on our estate when we were kids lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me wondering how smart humans are...?

When did you last see a dog stepping in human sh*t....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"humm i wander how they keep tracks on making sure everyone has their dog registered"

There used to be dog licensing over here but I don't know how it used to work.

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa


"Good idea nothing winds me up more than dog shit all over the place....specially when your kid stands in it!"

Ohhhh gowd!!!!

That's spoken from another mum who's spent time trying to get friggin dog crap outta the tread on the bottom of kids trainers with a tooth pick......

Makes me wanna vom !!!!!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did this years ago, a woman who lived up the road often let her dog crap outside our property, never cleaned it up and thought that it was acceptable.

I only had to post it through her letterbox twice, that sorted that problem out.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"humm i wander how they keep tracks on making sure everyone has their dog registered

There used to be dog licensing over here but I don't know how it used to work. "

you paid 7/6 to the post office

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy


"humm i wander how they keep tracks on making sure everyone has their dog registered

There used to be dog licensing over here but I don't know how it used to work.

you paid 7/6 to the post office

"

now they are trying to make all dog owners have their dogs chipped to keep track of them and the owners so i dare say keeping a dna sample from the dog one time for database wouldn't be difficult

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"humm i wander how they keep tracks on making sure everyone has their dog registered

There used to be dog licensing over here but I don't know how it used to work.

you paid 7/6 to the post office

now they are trying to make all dog owners have their dogs chipped to keep track of them and the owners so i dare say keeping a dna sample from the dog one time for database wouldn't be difficult"

I'm all for it.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Stuff the political correctness issues and the health and hygiene considerations and so what if a couple of turds get sent through the wrong letter box,,,,,,,

I think it’s a fantastic idea and I’d gladly volunteer to become a shit-poster.....

awwww I'd love to do that!!! such sweet revenge.... sigh... "

The reason I don't have a dog is that I can't bare the thought of picking up shit in a sandwich bag! However the road from my house to town is always covered in dog shit so id happily pitch in and post some back thru the letter boxes of the mucky feckers that don't clean up after to their animals!! Hopefully the bags burst and they've got white carpet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"humm i wander how they keep tracks on making sure everyone has their dog registered

There used to be dog licensing over here but I don't know how it used to work.

you paid 7/6 to the post office

"

i still wander how effective it was at enforcing the rule

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Is it just me wondering how smart humans are...?

When did you last see a dog stepping in human sh*t.... "

Ok not human shit, as I tend to use the toilet, don't know what you lot do round the fens but my pooch has stood in her own a few times

If I have to pick dog shit up then so should everyone else! I used to use 2 carrier bags as I hated feeling the warm poo in the poo bags.

I have also carried kitchen roll and a bottle of water on a walk for when she had the runs so I could wipe it up or rinse it away.

I used to dry heave when I first got her but I also did that over shitty nappies

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley


"humm i wander how they keep tracks on making sure everyone has their dog registered

There used to be dog licensing over here but I don't know how it used to work.

you paid 7/6 to the post office

now they are trying to make all dog owners have their dogs chipped to keep track of them and the owners so i dare say keeping a dna sample from the dog one time for database wouldn't be difficult"

Not difficult but expensive.

What ever happened to police on beat telling people to pick it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hate to be the person licking the envelopes lmao

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"I would hate to be the person licking the envelopes lmao "

Ewwwww

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"humm i wander how they keep tracks on making sure everyone has their dog registered

There used to be dog licensing over here but I don't know how it used to work.

you paid 7/6 to the post office

i still wander how effective it was at enforcing the rule"

it wasn't that's why it was scraped, it cost more to issue it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would hate to be the person licking the envelopes lmao "

Noooooo! I can feel my lunch making a reappearance now

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