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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When the sun is out.

I have seen a young woman walking down the street in a bikini, an older gentleman wearing turquoise trousers teamed with a yellow shirt, sandals and black socks and, every shade of green possible.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I saw two seagulls fighting over some vomit.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I saw two seagulls fighting over some vomit."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks? With sandals?

Disgraceful! He should be locked up...

(didn't get the girl's number did ya, by any chance...???

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Hopeful of Dartford

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A young guy outside the airport in a hoodie with the hood up ....WTF....its roasty toasty out

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Whats wrong with jesus sandals and socks ehh ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Dont ya just love summer

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Socks? With sandals?

Disgraceful! He should be locked up...

(didn't get the girl's number did ya, by any chance...???

)

Hopeful of Dartford

She was certainly turning heads. I was driving so couldn't get her number for you. It was strange seeing her walking amongst all the very fully clad Charedi Jews.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Just set my deck chair up in Waitrose car park. Nothing to report as of yet.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just set my deck chair up in Waitrose car park. Nothing to report as of yet. "

If you're in a Waitrose car park you could probably have a collection bucket in front of you without too much trouble. You can sit, watch and earn all at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Socks? With sandals?

Disgraceful! He should be locked up...

(didn't get the girl's number did ya, by any chance...???

)

Hopeful of Dartford

She was certainly turning heads. I was driving so couldn't get her number for you. It was strange seeing her walking amongst all the very fully clad Charedi Jews."

?????

Surreal or what..??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just set my deck chair up in Waitrose car park. Nothing to report as of yet.

If you're in a Waitrose car park you could probably have a collection bucket in front of you without too much trouble. You can sit, watch and earn all at the same time."

.. and, if you're in one in Putney, you too could make up to £300 a day like that 'beggar' whose just been exposed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me walking round in jeans and a beanie

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Me walking round in jeans and a beanie "

Were you looking in all the shop windows?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Just set my deck chair up in Waitrose car park. Nothing to report as of yet.

If you're in a Waitrose car park you could probably have a collection bucket in front of you without too much trouble. You can sit, watch and earn all at the same time."

As long as I don't have to wash their cars

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Dont ya just love summer

Why is it that the men who take their tops off and let them dangle from their back pockets are never the men who should take their tops off?

I have spent a lot of time averting my gaze from some salmon pink beer guts!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Dont ya just love summer

Why is it that the men who take their tops off and let them dangle from their back pockets are never the men who should take their tops off?

I have spent a lot of time averting my gaze from some salmon pink beer guts!

I've been thinking about the men and women playing away at clubs. How do they explain the whole body lobster look when they were supposed to be at work all day?

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

My bad. Sorry

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By *ap AdgeMan
over a year ago

Wirral

Some lovely naked ladies today got up early after Night shift. They looked lovely with a gorgeous all over Tan

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've just seen a mobile chip van. Now that is sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not getting far with my boob freckle experiment mind

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Just walking buy and saw a man picking his nose and put his finger in his mouth. Yukkk! :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sun is out.

I have seen a young woman walking down the street in a bikini, an older gentleman wearing turquoise trousers teamed with a yellow shirt, sandals and black socks and, every shade of green possible."

I saw my bum cheeks hanging out my shorts and then realised why I was getting funny looks lol

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"When the sun is out.

I have seen a young woman walking down the street in a bikini, an older gentleman wearing turquoise trousers teamed with a yellow shirt, sandals and black socks and, every shade of green possible.

I saw my bum cheeks hanging out my shorts and then realised why I was getting funny looks lol "

How funny were these looks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sun is out.

I have seen a young woman walking down the street in a bikini, an older gentleman wearing turquoise trousers teamed with a yellow shirt, sandals and black socks and, every shade of green possible.

I saw my bum cheeks hanging out my shorts and then realised why I was getting funny looks lol

How funny were these looks?"

Ok perhaps not funny haha but I was beginning to wonder if I had a sticker stuck to my back type thing when I went into my local shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the sun is out.

I have seen a young woman walking down the street in a bikini, an older gentleman wearing turquoise trousers teamed with a yellow shirt, sandals and black socks and, every shade of green possible."

At least it wasn't the other way around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not getting far with my boob freckle experiment mind "

I have freckles on my boobs if u want to check hehe xxx

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"Im not getting far with my boob freckle experiment mind

I have freckles on my boobs if u want to check hehe xxx"

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Was that me?? Lol. Joking. I don't do shorts! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a chap wearing a flat cap, which is entirely covered with enamel badges which proclaim his love of Sunderland football club…..

The badges must have got so hot in the Sun because the sweat was streaming down his head..... ...bless him...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Im not getting far with my boob freckle experiment mind "

This experiment seems to be going on forever.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Was that me?? Lol. Joking. I don't do shorts! X "

We can see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a chap wearing a flat cap, which is entirely covered with enamel badges which proclaim his love of Sunderland football club…..

The badges must have got so hot in the Sun because the sweat was streaming down his head..... ...bless him...

How did he sneak the flat cap out of Barnsley? Oh but that explains the stray whippet knocking about though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw some sights this morning whilst opening an door ....

Im large and know its not idea to wear clothes 2 sizes too small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Was that me?? Lol. Joking. I don't do shorts! X "

I love my short shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me walking round in jeans and a beanie

Were you looking in all the shop windows?"

Course I was. When you look this badass you gotta check yourself.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Was that me?? Lol. Joking. I don't do shorts! X

I love my short shorts

I hear they make your bum hungry

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Was that me?? Lol. Joking. I don't do shorts! X

I love my short shorts

You don't have my thunder thighs!! Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a chap wearing a flat cap, which is entirely covered with enamel badges which proclaim his love of Sunderland football club…..

The badges must have got so hot in the Sun because the sweat was streaming down his head..... ...bless him...

How did he sneak the flat cap out of Barnsley? Oh but that explains the stray whippet knocking about though.

hey,I don’t this chap could be trusted with a Whippet lol… His head was absolutely cooking, but he wouldn’t remove the damn hat…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Was that me?? Lol. Joking. I don't do shorts! X

I love my short shorts

You don't have my thunder thighs!! Haha x "

My Mum has told me for 30 years that I have rugby players legs

go for it I say lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooo i was walking behind a lady pushing a buggy today she had the shortest shorts on ever ....oh what a lovely sight her peachy cheeks were

Was that me?? Lol. Joking. I don't do shorts! X

I love my short shorts

I hear they make your bum hungry"

Nope you have heard wrongly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im not getting far with my boob freckle experiment mind

I have freckles on my boobs if u want to check hehe xxx"

Gis a look....ha ha i cant remember if i get freckles on mine i get them every where else....ive been having a cheeky half hour here n there with no bra on in the garden to check

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Lewisham High Street, size 24+ black women, dressed in leggings with cut out sides, batty riders and cropped tops...

So not a good look!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Coming out of work today I saw two bikini topped girls and a bare chested bloke riding their horses - lovely sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lewisham High Street, size 24+ black women, dressed in leggings with cut out sides, batty riders and cropped tops...

So not a good look!

Batty riders????

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Coming out of work today I saw two bikini topped girls and a bare chested bloke riding their horses - lovely sight

Damn, I didn't see anyone riding horses here in Norf Lahndan.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lewisham High Street, size 24+ black women, dressed in leggings with cut out sides, batty riders and cropped tops...

So not a good look!

Cut-out sides? What stops everything spilling out if the sides have holes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had the pleasure of seeing a young lady in morrissons bending over a freezer showing of a very nice bum encased in a pair of red /white polka dot knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw two fit and toned guys with shirts off cleaning the windows.. I had a Diet Coke moment

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