FabSwingers.com forum: Phrases men hate hearing from women

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16 weeks ago

For equality and all....

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By *arc PolarisMan
16 weeks ago

Birmingham

Your penis is a perfect size. Big ones hurt

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By *ife NinjaMan
16 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Any kind of comparison. Nothing .ore off putting than having to match up to some standard. It's just ick inducing.

Otherwise, same as ladies, we just want to be adored and respected 🤓🥷

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Do you like my cock ?

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By *jslookingforfunMan
16 weeks ago

liverpool

Sorry but your not my type

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By *r Man45Man
16 weeks ago

North West

No thanks

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By *aitonelMan
16 weeks ago

Liverpool

God damn it with similar titled threads! Posted in the other one by mistake

"I'm fine"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
16 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I hate tea and cake

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By *olby000Man
16 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

Does my bum look big in this ,???

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By *onin25Man
16 weeks ago

Durham

Who are we kidding, we're just happy women say anything to us

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By *ools and the brainCouple
16 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I'll be ready in five minutes"

🙄🙄🤔🤔🤔

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By *ermite12ukMan
16 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Is it in yet?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
16 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"No."

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
16 weeks ago

London

You should just know.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"Is it in yet?"

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By *ellhungvweMan
16 weeks ago

Cheltenham

When they scream “OMG OMG OMG” on every orgasm. After the tenth orgasm it gets tedious. Can’t they just repeatedly cum with a little less volume?

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
16 weeks ago

Devon

That was quick

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
16 weeks ago

Hatfield

Does my bum look big in this ?

Is there even a right answer to that ..

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By *bone.75Man
16 weeks ago

Gateshead

You choose I'm not bothered...

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By *warf with a mullet.Man
16 weeks ago

cardiff

I am just popping out to do a little shopping,

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By *ocialablechapMan
16 weeks ago

Paphos and also SW UK

Whatever you choose I will be completely and utterly fine with it and will never ever criticise your decision....

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By *rmister25Man
16 weeks ago

Dudley

It’s okay, we all get nervous, I’m sure it’ll be better next time.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
16 weeks ago

Walsall

So, you’re wearing that shirt?

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By *rown.studMan
16 weeks ago

Eccles

Am I looking fat in this dress?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
16 weeks ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"When they scream “OMG OMG OMG” on every orgasm. After the tenth orgasm it gets tedious. Can’t they just repeatedly cum with a little less volume?"

So you know the Mrs then.

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By *agic.MMan
16 weeks ago

Kent/London

"I love you"...ok that might be just me 👀

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
16 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

No body loves you more than you do.

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By *undayGirl 69Woman
16 weeks ago

Coalville

"Who are we kidding, we're just happy women say anything to us"

The most honest reply in the thread 🤣

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By *aveyP800Man
16 weeks ago

Derby

I’ve been thinking

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By *og and MuseCouple
16 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

""I love you"...ok that might be just me 👀"

There's another even worse.

I could make you happy. Usually when they haven't got the faintest idea of what you want and it's all about what they want

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
16 weeks ago

South glos

They moan when we talk to them, they moan when we don’t talk to them. We can’t win 💅

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By *ace400Man
16 weeks ago

near knock

Is that it

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By *ad NannaWoman
16 weeks ago

East London

No.

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By *issBellaWoman
16 weeks ago

Flintshire

Ive got a *few* jobs for you to do around the house..

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By *ad NannaWoman
16 weeks ago

East London

Did you put the seat down?

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By *oeBeansMan
16 weeks ago

Derby

Awww you're so cute/adorable

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By *a LunaWoman
16 weeks ago

Wales

“Let’s go to Ikea”

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By *oeBeansMan
16 weeks ago

Derby

You're going to make some woman very happy one day

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By *arc PolarisMan
16 weeks ago

Birmingham

"“Let’s go to Ikea”"

I love IKEA 😂

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By *earditallWoman
16 weeks ago

Lancaster

Will you just look at my car...or can you just.

My brother always rolls his eyes at me when I say that.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
16 weeks ago

Coventry

"“Let’s go to Ikea”"

I mean I love a little trip to IKEA with Mrs Misfit. Dreaming of what our home could be, testing out the strength of the furniture, dragging her into occasional dark corner away from prying eyes.

It's my wallet that hates the idea

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By *ad NannaWoman
16 weeks ago

East London

The car's fully insured, isn't it?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
16 weeks ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

When I was with my ex Mrs it was always "will you just".........

Which was always on a Sunday morning when I'd just packed the car and was about to set off for a days fishing.

I'd usually been up for over an hour and she would leave it until the last second when I was leaving.

Oh will you just.........

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
16 weeks ago

Leeds

I’ll drive.

The mr

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By *lynJMan
16 weeks ago

Morden

You're a sweet man but...

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By *az89400Man
16 weeks ago

salford

Im going shopping

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By *irm40Man
16 weeks ago

Birmingham

I need a favour but hear me out first

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
16 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Awww you're so cute/adorable"

*Pinches cheeky and ruffles hair 🤣🤣🤣

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By *cherryblossom-Woman
16 weeks ago

South glos

"I’ll drive.

The mr "

This is why we pretend to be bad at driving, so we get driven like the princesses we are 👸🏻

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By *illiam101000Man
16 weeks ago

Melton Mowbray

Is it in yet.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Bristol

I've slept with my housemate the last three nights in a row 🙊

Thanks Emma 💔👍

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By *verageHoesCouple
16 weeks ago

Bessacarr

"I want someone who will match my energy."

You want someone who will tolerate your split personality.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
16 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

I don’t want a dessert but, I’ll share a bit of yours (and then proceeds to scoff it all)

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By *ookieMan
16 weeks ago

Grays

I have migraines 😂😂😂

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By *ermite12ukMan
16 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

"Do what you want!"

Pro tip: Do not take this literally. Otherwise, your probably going to have more 'bad luck' than a mirror. Jus sayin.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
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16 weeks ago

Central

"Awww you're so cute/adorable"

You are though Joe - but not only that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
16 weeks ago

""I want someone who will match my energy."

You want someone who will tolerate your split personality."

🤣 I feel so seen.

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By *issy LanaTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Slough

I'm pregnant...!

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By *ad NannaWoman
16 weeks ago

East London

I'm fine.

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By *aygee246Man
16 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

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By *aygee246Man
16 weeks ago

South Lanarkshire

What age do you think I am?

Never answer this one honestly, its almost always a trap!

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By *urpleburgularalarmMan
16 weeks ago

nowhere, next to neverbeenthere

"Is it in yet" is never a good one, wouldnt know thos coz its never happened too me, honest😜

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By *olyGlamorousWoman
16 weeks ago

Chester

We need to talk.... 😳

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By *avie65Man
16 weeks ago

In the west.

I’m going to reverse into this parking space.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
16 weeks ago

North West

You remind me of James Corden.

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By *tormQueenWoman
16 weeks ago

Manchester

"You remind me of James Corden."

Ouch..just ouch 😳😳🤣

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By *ucker1234suckerMan
16 weeks ago

tarvin

“Not tonight”

“It’ll be better tomorrow”

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By *onin25Man
16 weeks ago

Durham

"You remind me of James Corden."

Not sure it gets more offensive than that

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By *lofeldMan
16 weeks ago

Redhill

'I told you' when you do something wrong. Mainly because they did tell you, and you did something wrong.

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By *oeBeansMan
16 weeks ago

Derby

It's ok if you can't fix it, I'll just ask my Dad to do it.

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By *olfiMan
16 weeks ago

Leeds

"erm, that's not how I do it"

Heard this a lot from my ex because I didn't do things the same way she did and my way was never right

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By *olvesxcoupleCouple
16 weeks ago

Round the bend

What do you mean you didn't buy me anything from the shop, even if I did say I didn't want anything!

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By *aitonelMan
16 weeks ago

Liverpool

👀

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman
16 weeks ago

North West

"You remind me of James Corden.

Ouch..just ouch 😳😳🤣"

Use it only on those who deserve it

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By *oiluvfunMan
16 weeks ago

Birmingham

If the other guy can't make it on Friday, are you available?

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
16 weeks ago

London

"What do you mean you didn't buy me anything from the shop, even if I did say I didn't want anything!"

This one cuts deep.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
16 weeks ago

London

Sometimes when I say something I mean the opposite. I can't tell you when. You should just know.

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By *ortySwitchMan
16 weeks ago

london

Do you think my friend / sister is attractive?

This question has no correct answer! So take the ditch, and consult a lawyer!

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By *irm40Man
16 weeks ago

Birmingham

Put the knife away and please don’t hurt me lol

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By *rklightMan
16 weeks ago

mossley

I don't know you pick

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By *ormagenericlblokeMan
16 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

I have your credit card, see you later

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By *akeandCustardCouple
16 weeks ago

Gloucester

It may have already been said above but I hate it when they say "I don't mind, you choose"!

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
16 weeks ago

Cheshire

OK, but wouldn't you rather watch this instead?

Why do we even get asked what we want to watch on telly or what we want to eat? It's already been decided on.

I just hand over the remote when we sit down to watch the telly, whilst eating the ham sandwich that quickly became vegetable soup.

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By *imborne Dick 987Man
16 weeks ago

Wimborne

"I’ve been thinking"

Omg thats the one i dread most, means tge wife has another job for me to do

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By *ellinever70Woman
16 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Interesting that a lot of these seem to indicate that men know better what women are really thinking

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
16 weeks ago

Cheshire

"Interesting that a lot of these seem to indicate that men know better what women are really thinking "

Experience tells it's own story. Our issue is a daily occurrence.

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By *ockdownlickdownMan
16 weeks ago

paisley

Is it bin night?

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
16 weeks ago

Gourock

Thats ok, it happens 👀

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By *oiluvfunMan
16 weeks ago

Birmingham

What's your type?

(Oooh, let me see.......she's a short, curvy, blue-eyed blonde, so......)

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By *idethestormMan
16 weeks ago

northants

We need to talk

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By *eyond PurityCouple
16 weeks ago

East Lincs

I’ve got a sore throat 😱

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By *ad NannaWoman
16 weeks ago

East London

Can I borrow your phone quickly, my battery died.

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By *lenaMalenaTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Milton Keynes

I know this is just a bit of fun - and a chance to let off steam. But I can't help thinking it'd be much more helpful to all the guys on here who post about trying to get dates to have a thread about phrases women hate to hear from men...

Just saying, Carry On as you were, lads...

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Your cute..

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By *idethestormMan
16 weeks ago

northants

"Can I borrow your phone quickly, my battery died.

Was never an issue for me

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"I know this is just a bit of fun - and a chance to let off steam. But I can't help thinking it'd be much more helpful to all the guys on here who post about trying to get dates to have a thread about phrases women hate to hear from men...

Just saying, Carry On as you were, lads..."

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1769108

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By *avie65Man
16 weeks ago

In the west.

Can you clean the shower plug hole?

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By *WANDTGCouple
16 weeks ago

Borough of Greenwich

"We need to talk !"

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By *layfullsamMan
16 weeks ago

Solihull

I’m fine !

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By *yprusdreamWoman
16 weeks ago

Cyprus

FAF? Oh no that was just my ex

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By *layfullsamMan
16 weeks ago

Solihull

When returning from leaving you a list of jobs and you’ve done none

How did you get on ?

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By *olo180Man
16 weeks ago

Greater London

"FAF? Oh no that was just my ex

🤯

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By *layfullsamMan
16 weeks ago

Solihull

I’ll drive

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By *oucancallmeAlMan
16 weeks ago

east anglia

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
16 weeks ago

Apparently when they send you a long message and you just reply with 👍🏼

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
16 weeks ago

Home

It's fine. When them words are used you know your in trouble

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By *akeandCustardCouple
16 weeks ago

Gloucester

"OK, but wouldn't you rather watch this instead?

Why do we even get asked what we want to watch on telly or what we want to eat? It's already been decided on.

I just hand over the remote when we sit down to watch the telly, whilst eating the ham sandwich that quickly became vegetable soup."

Sounds like a well trained man like myself

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
16 weeks ago

southampton

No!

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By *iamond couple twoCouple
16 weeks ago

Wakefield

The ceiling could do with painting again

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
16 weeks ago

Brum

We’re out of teabags love.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Is it on yet

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By *he BookwormMan
16 weeks ago

RCT

"Honestly, I really don't want anything for my birthday".

"I'm sorry, I can't do this any more. I feel like I'm not bringing the full me to us, and you deserve better "

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Being called "mate".

Fucking hate that for some reason.

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By *orthernn1Man
16 weeks ago

Wigan

The 7 continuous whatsApp messages that could just be 1.

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By *ev257Man
16 weeks ago

cardiff

How about if....

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By *r SensualMan
16 weeks ago

London

“I bet you say that to all the girls”

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
16 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

I'm pregnant... 🤣

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By *sb777Man
16 weeks ago

nowhere

“I’m tired”

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By *ilverfox for youMan
16 weeks ago

Hull

Is it in !! Yes love ballls deep !!

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Let's nick a chip .

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By *ayKellyMan
16 weeks ago

Kinross

"I'm pregnant...! "

??? But I have a vasectomy???

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
16 weeks ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I'm pregnant...!

??? But I have a vasectomy???

🤣🤣

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By *ortheastFarmerMan
16 weeks ago

Northumberland

"For equality and all...."

"Can you just...."

Every bloke dies a bit inside, we know its not going to be something simple or quick and just ruin our moods 😂

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By *eenALongTime.....Man
16 weeks ago

......

"For equality and all...."

Mediocre sex lol!!

I do hate to hear a woman say they've been for a shit, a man saying it is just as bad but just answering the thread question.

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By *eenALongTime.....Man
16 weeks ago

......

"Apparently when they send you a long message and you just reply with 👍🏼"

Definitely this!!

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By *hunky GentMan
16 weeks ago

Bedford

"I haven't got any blue underwear"

😅🤣😂

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By *he Desired EffectMan
16 weeks ago

London

It's okay, it happens to everyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Just like a brother

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By *hismMan
16 weeks ago

Ballygonowhere

I was just thinking........

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By *ad NannaWoman
16 weeks ago

East London

What are you thinking about?

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By *eenALongTime.....Man
16 weeks ago

......

You're a good friend

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
16 weeks ago

Willenhall

"Do you know what day it is today?"

Monday, Tuesday or whatever day of the week it happens to be is not going to be the correct answer.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
16 weeks ago

London

I want a guy just like you, but not you.

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By *rSuave88Man
16 weeks ago

Mirfield

Just stick a ball gag on all women and we won't have to hear from them at all then 😎

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By *lynJMan
16 weeks ago

Morden

"Let's nick a chip .

Usually just after you've asked them if they would like a portion of their own and they said no. They'll then proceed to eat half of yours.

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By *am450Man
16 weeks ago

Sidcup/Bexley

But I clean the bathroom once a week.

(I'll spare everyone the exact context of this

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By *uperchargedMan
16 weeks ago

Manchester

"I'm just nipping to B&M..."

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By *effdelightMan
16 weeks ago

Grimsby

I don't even like the big ones, they hurt. You're perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

"Your penis is a perfect size. Big ones hurt"

Why do you hate hearing that?

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By *effdelightMan
16 weeks ago

Grimsby

It's just a joke.

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By *carlettsWoman
16 weeks ago

Harpenden

Not right now

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By *ANiCURETV/TS
16 weeks ago

Winchester

What sport would you do if you were athletic?

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By *linyMan
16 weeks ago

Manchester/London

Deeper, deeper! If I could go deeper I would, I’m not an oil rig!

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By *ANiCURETV/TS
16 weeks ago

Winchester

"Deeper, deeper! If I could go deeper I would, I’m not an oil rig!

your answer is "tighter"... and then both of you are embarrassed😁

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By *linyMan
16 weeks ago

Manchester/London

"Deeper, deeper! If I could go deeper I would, I’m not an oil rig!

your answer is "tighter"... and then both of you are embarrassed😁"

🤣🤣

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By *entlegent65Man
16 weeks ago

Helston

Can I borrow your phone

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Calling people mate it just sounds weird

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By (user no longer on site)
16 weeks ago

Why do you insist on leaving the toilet seat up??

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By *ittylover123Man
16 weeks ago

donegal

'I Was Thinking'

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By *cottish guy 555Man
16 weeks ago

London

Oh, it's you.

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By *entlegent65Man
15 weeks ago

Helston

My friend says you should.......

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By *artorialMan
15 weeks ago

weymouth

Babe or hunny, I'm not 15 any more

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By *awtybikerMan
15 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

"'I Was Thinking'"

Oh don’t you start… lol

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By *moothdickMan
15 weeks ago

stoke

Yr not as good as yr brother

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I'm fine

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By *histle79Man
15 weeks ago

Guildford

What do you want for dinner?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan
15 weeks ago

Hatfield

Does my bum look big in this.

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By *ayKellyMan
15 weeks ago

Kinross

Are you sure your in me

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I’m going shopping I’ll be quick…

Like why lie 😂

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By *kphooey43Man
15 weeks ago

Barnet

Magnolia. Now I've had a chance to study the ceiling, I think I'll paint it magnolia.

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By *OTSOSUBTLEMan
15 weeks ago

DUBLIN

What are you thinking?

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By *inkShyWoman
15 weeks ago

near Windsor

"No."

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By *007ManMan
15 weeks ago

Worthing

F word outside of the bedroom.

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By *ortySwitchMan
15 weeks ago

london

""No.""

Your right! Men hate hearing this as it can mean no, yes, more, less, harder, softer. Or whatever else she has in mind. It’s impossible to know what you want. No should only mean no.

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By *ace400Man
15 weeks ago

near knock

The ceiling needs painting just as your going to cum

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
15 weeks ago

London

""No."

Your right! Men hate hearing this as it can mean no, yes, more, less, harder, softer. Or whatever else she has in mind. It’s impossible to know what you want. No should only mean no."

I agree. I find this to be very confusing. I can't read minds.

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By *ertcoupleCouple
15 weeks ago

Welwyn Garden City

I'm home

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By *inkShyWoman
15 weeks ago

near Windsor

""No."

Your right! Men hate hearing this as it can mean no, yes, more, less, harder, softer. Or whatever else she has in mind. It’s impossible to know what you want. No should only mean no."

Well, personally, if I say no I mean no, I don't mean anything else 🤔

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By *emptme1993Man
15 weeks ago

manchester

Is that the best you can do

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By *he milf next doorWoman
15 weeks ago

bluebell woods

What’s yours is mine & what’s mine is mine it’s a win win

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By *ew2buryMan
15 weeks ago

Forums.

"This person does not accept messages from newbies/unverified etc"

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By *exyScientistsCouple
15 weeks ago

Castlebar

Your such a lovely guy but....

I really like you as a friend...

I don't want to spoil our friendship...

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By *onin25Man
15 weeks ago

Durham

I don't really know what I want to watch

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By *awtybikerMan
15 weeks ago

Barnoldswick

My husband will be home soon

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
15 weeks ago

Ryde

"Will you take that out of there, I'm trying to sleep...

...and out there, too..."

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
15 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

""No."

Your right! Men hate hearing this as it can mean no, yes, more, less, harder, softer. Or whatever else she has in mind. It’s impossible to know what you want. No should only mean no."

No means No.

It doesn't need interpretation.

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