FabSwingers.com forum: Sexiest male professions ?

By *outsaras OP Man
over a year ago

London

Ladies please tell us your top 5

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Fireman.

Lifeguard (preferably Australian!).

Mechanic.

Policeman.

Erm... Cowboy?...

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fireman.

Lifeguard (preferably Australian!).

Mechanic.

Policeman.

Erm... Cowboy?...

- Amy. x"

So basically physical, robust jobs then - with the increase in admin related roles, its clear why classical masculinity is on the decline - we're just not as MANLY as our coalmining, farmhanding, steelworking ancestors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a pig wanker

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ladies please tell us your top 5"

1.Tall millionaire

2.Elderly millionaire

3.Young millionaire

4.Middle aged millionaire

5.Medium height millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a pig wanker"

The image as just ruined me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'm a pig wanker"

its a tough job but someone has to bring home the bacon.

I'll get me coat........

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Not declaring my job till the thread ends x

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"So basically physical, robust jobs then - with the increase in admin related roles, its clear why classical masculinity is on the decline - we're just not as MANLY as our coalmining, farmhanding, steelworking ancestors."

Pretty much. I guess it's a primal thing.

Can't say I've ever gushed my knickers when anyone has said "I work in telesales" but hey ho. XD

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess being a hairdresser wont be up there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take it truckers dont rate too highly then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you got to habd it to gynaecologists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much. I guess it's a primal thing."

And that's the best kind of attraction, given its had MILLIONS of years of quality control!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.Young millionaire

Yeah...kind of working on that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.Young millionaire

Yeah...kind of working on that...

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you,me and the rest of the male species

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Ladies please tell us your top 5

1.Tall millionaire

2.Elderly millionaire

3.Young millionaire

4.Middle aged millionaire

5.Medium height millionaire

what about millionaire with a dodgy ticker..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

3.Young millionaire

Yeah...kind of working on that...

this time next year..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this time next year..

You plonker!!!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

this time next year..

You plonker!!!!

now now Rodney..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Guess being a hairdresser wont be up there lol"

I always told my daughter if you can't marry a millionaire marry a hairdresser, the money you'd save in having your roots done every three weeks would make you a millionaire anyway

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Ladies please tell us your top 5

1.Tall millionaire

2.Elderly millionaire

3.Young millionaire

4.Middle aged millionaire

5.Medium height millionaire

what about millionaire with a dodgy ticker..

That should really be first on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now now Rodney..

...do I look like Rodney?

Denzil maybe!!

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

Bin man

Road sweeper

Traffic warden.....

What ever it is, it's not the job I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chefs or Surgeons.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

now now Rodney..

...do I look like Rodney?

Denzil maybe!!

ok you can be him..

no way am i being Trigger though..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

now now Rodney..

...do I look like Rodney?

Denzil maybe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chefs or Surgeons.

Qualified chef and hairdresser.

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By *he Enigmatic MagnetMan
over a year ago

Glasgow West

"Chefs or Surgeons.

I USED to be a chef. It never got me much totty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Military Profession

Police/Security Guard

Fireman

Doctor

Solicitor (bet they dirty f*ckers on the sly) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A forever changing list.

As in every six hours!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong, dirty, tyre fitter??? Guess I'm screwed then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always had a thing for firemen

Policeman

Chef a guy who can cook

Builders

And male Nurses something about the softer side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice big thighed rugby player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Policemen mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diet man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's loads of policemen who are swingers n all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's loads of policemen who are swingers n all

Indeed there are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in engineering which = skilled but very dirty hands, very manual and heavy labour so taking top off lots, the rear ill leave to your imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green...."

Do you work for aldi????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite mate, I wouldn't even know where to begin, working in a shop.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green...."

Pets At Home? Lol. x

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

My uniform is green and I've been told I look Sexey in it

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

...Are you The Green Lantern?

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x"

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

this time next year..

You plonker!!!!

now now Rodney..

I'd have said Denzil

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

now now Rodney..

...do I look like Rodney?

Denzil maybe!!

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

I can't believe that no one thinks archaeologists are sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!"

A gardener

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

UFC fighter X 5

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

"My uniform is green and I've been told I look Sexey in it

Binman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!

A gardener "

Better clue...

One of my 'tools' is a 5 tonne yellow van with blue lights on the roof...

See, we're the emergency service that float under the radar. We're not all geeks you know ha ha!

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over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!

A gardener

Better clue...

One of my 'tools' is a 5 tonne yellow van with blue lights on the roof...

See, we're the emergency service that float under the radar. We're not all geeks you know ha ha!"

Paramedic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!

A gardener

Better clue...

One of my 'tools' is a 5 tonne yellow van with blue lights on the roof...

See, we're the emergency service that float under the radar. We're not all geeks you know ha ha!

Paramedic

To the general public, yes, well, sort of...

To the trained eye, I'm an emergency medical technician. I haven't got all of the paramedic skills or the responsibility.

6 points to you! It would have been 10, but the clues were too much ha ha!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

One of the Tesco delivery drivers that brings my shopping is sexy as hell in his hi viz vest

Network rail engineers in their orange jumpsuits and white hard hats do it for me too. Nearly had heart failure when a bunch of them, all in dark glasses walked towards me.

Firemen. Someone set of the fire alarms at work. After we were allowed back in I took the lift to the top floor to get a coffee. The lift doors opened and five firemen were standing there: I nearly peed my pants in excitement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!

A gardener

Better clue...

One of my 'tools' is a 5 tonne yellow van with blue lights on the roof...

See, we're the emergency service that float under the radar. We're not all geeks you know ha ha!

Paramedic

To the general public, yes, well, sort of...

To the trained eye, I'm an emergency medical technician. I haven't got all of the paramedic skills or the responsibility.

6 points to you! It would have been 10, but the clues were too much ha ha!"

I always wanted to be a nurse then i decided i wanted to be a paramedic and i became neither

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!

A gardener

Better clue...

One of my 'tools' is a 5 tonne yellow van with blue lights on the roof...

See, we're the emergency service that float under the radar. We're not all geeks you know ha ha!

Paramedic

To the general public, yes, well, sort of...

To the trained eye, I'm an emergency medical technician. I haven't got all of the paramedic skills or the responsibility.

6 points to you! It would have been 10, but the clues were too much ha ha!

I always wanted to be a nurse then i decided i wanted to be a paramedic and i became neither

Do it, it's never too late to follow your dreams! Just to warn you though, driving on blue lights is only good the first few times, after that, the novelty goes...

That's a proper lie, it's boss driving on blues and owning the road ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a pig wanker"

Hahaha is that a typo? Think you added an extra word by mistake paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!

A gardener

Better clue...

One of my 'tools' is a 5 tonne yellow van with blue lights on the roof...

See, we're the emergency service that float under the radar. We're not all geeks you know ha ha!

Paramedic

To the general public, yes, well, sort of...

To the trained eye, I'm an emergency medical technician. I haven't got all of the paramedic skills or the responsibility.

6 points to you! It would have been 10, but the clues were too much ha ha!

I always wanted to be a nurse then i decided i wanted to be a paramedic and i became neither

Never too late hun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Royal Marine

2 Any other military

3 Bouncer/Doorman

4 Builder

5 Mechanic

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

All proper uniforms, especially dress uniform work for me...

I do like physical stuff too, shirtless builders.

I had a snog with a break dancer extremely recently (lol) always liked men who can really dance, specially street dance stuff....

Also like that someone special is a champion Thai boxer...

I guess it's all manly stuff really!

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By *msmithWoman
over a year ago

bristol

"Ladies please tell us your top 5

1.Tall millionaire

2.Elderly millionaire

3.Young millionaire

4.Middle aged millionaire

5.Medium height millionaire

what about millionaire with a dodgy ticker..

That should really be first on the list

Lol this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Either something artsy or something which requires a high level of intellect e.g rocket scientist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Millionaire works for me too, mind...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorcycle Cop

Builder

Cowboy

Indian tribal Chief

Army pvt

Oh, yeah. The village people knew where it was at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top five mmmmmm

1.Police officer (has to have the bullet proof vest on)

2.R.A.F

3.Army (it's the dog tags and vest mmm)

4.Doctor

5.Teacher

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" emergency medical technician. " see when ya said green i thought you were an umpa-Lumpa now that would have been cool !! maybe not sexy buy cool

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over a year ago

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!

A gardener "

No gardeners always have grubby fingernails...

I'd go for surgeon, chef or successful artist / musician. Def, someone who could keep up with my high maintenance costs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" emergency medical technician. " see when ya said green i thought you were an umpa-Lumpa now that would have been cool !! maybe not sexy buy cool

I'd be a shit Umpa-Lumpa standing at 6ft1" ha ha!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Professor - of the Brian Cox variety.

Fireman

Doctor

Musician

Gardener

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

time to look for a new job by the looks of it....i'll never get a shag doin this job

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"One of the Tesco delivery drivers that brings my shopping is sexy as hell in his hi viz vest

Network rail engineers in their orange jumpsuits and white hard hats do it for me too. Nearly had heart failure when a bunch of them, all in dark glasses walked towards me.

you'd like my man them ..sexy as anything in his oranges

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

time to look for a new job by the looks of it....i'll never get a shag doin this job

And what job is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally I don't find any job sexy, I don't think what someone does as a living makes them any more attractive

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"My profession is never seen as sexy, and I'm not surprised, I've seen my uniform! 10 points if you can guess, the clue is in the green....

Pets At Home? Lol. x

Where? Ha ha!

I'm a little bit more active than a shop worker, well.... Most of the time ha ha!

A gardener

Better clue...

One of my 'tools' is a 5 tonne yellow van with blue lights on the roof...

See, we're the emergency service that float under the radar. We're not all geeks you know ha ha!

Paramedic

To the general public, yes, well, sort of...

To the trained eye, I'm an emergency medical technician. I haven't got all of the paramedic skills or the responsibility.

6 points to you! It would have been 10, but the clues were too much ha ha!

I always wanted to be a nurse then i decided i wanted to be a paramedic and i became neither

Do it, it's never too late to follow your dreams! Just to warn you though, driving on blue lights is only good the first few times, after that, the novelty goes...

That's a proper lie, it's boss driving on blues and owning the road ha ha!"

Snapp

Paras save lives Tecs save paras lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

time to look for a new job by the looks of it....i'll never get a shag doin this job

And what job is that?"

Highway robber / kerb crawler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

humm miss Naughty "Personally I don't find any job sexy, I don't think what someone does as a living makes them any more attractive" ...... what if there porn stars? .... just sayin

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