FabSwingers.com forum: Tell a joke !

By *uperock99 OP Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

Tell a good joke.

Anybody used to watch Kung Fu on TV?

Well here is a joke about it:

Young Kane the student goes upto the master Grasshopper one day and say's

Master, may I ask for your advice?

What is it my student? Something is troubling me! What is troubling you my student?

I have strange feelings down below and urgies too !

Oh my student, you must resist such thoughts because we are monks, what your needs are is to have a woman but must not be tempted in any way.

But master, how can I resist? It us stronger than me!

Well my student, you must play with the forbidden zone down below untill such urgies go away.

But Master, how will I know when to stop? And have enough?

When your eyeballs turn like mine.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When asked if he prefered legs or breasts, Paddy said that in fact, he had a particular fondness for shaved fannies. He was informed that this wasn't an option with the bargain bucket at KFC.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone has ripped your balls off!"

By *uperock99 OP Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

"One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.

Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.

Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone has ripped your balls off!""