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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Time to confess, what have you ever pinched (borrowed ) from a Hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoe thing... canna mind the name.. to help you get ur feet into shoes

tree? sounds daft if it is shoe tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in a hotel if it not nailed down it mine basically lol!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoe horn garry? shame on u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoe horn View, ye gods man thought that word was part of your daily vocabulary... and no not shoe that's my daily word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol Stunna snap! xxxxxx

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

only thing i have stolen in a hotel room was my xX's virginity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a thief but i found a black babydoll outfit on top on the units as you walk in the rooms at a Travelodge.

It was covered in white stuff which i can only guess was toothpaste

Did i keep it.....nah it was way too big for me

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Never seen anything worth nicking (well obviously a 52 inch plasma telly would be, but even my travel bag isn't that big).

The posher the hotel the more I think their stuff looks like granny-tat or is far too fuddy-duddy.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

My first ever job was a hotel chambermaid where I got a princly sum of 65p per hour

I was the proud collector of

a copy of lady chatterleys lover

a lovely pair of black court shoes

various oddments of jewelry

a walking stick for me old daddy

heated rollers for me old mummy

and well I basically had a very enviably bottom drawer for my first wedding

stolen?

I prefer unclaimed

But In a regular hotel stay I am likely to borrow one of those super fluffy white huge towels, doesn't everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i knicked a microwave from butlins in minehead, well they shouldnt have left the block open to any tom dick or betty!!! amd i did go into it by mistake as i was pissed, it was only when i woke up in my own chalet that i noticed the other microwave ( brand new) and got a flashback of me and my mates pissed p trying to get it back with the gigggles, lol

still got it now,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never seen anything worth nicking (well obviously a 52 inch plasma telly would be, but even my travel bag isn't that big).

The posher the hotel the more I think their stuff looks like granny-tat or is far too fuddy-duddy."

Likewise...apart from a lovely slipper bath and four poster but unfortunately couldn't slip them into my bra!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Anyone else making notes of the light fingered who are not to be trusted in your house? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whoa hold a minute polo oh great moral one!! i maybe nick from hotels but would never dream of stealing from someones house ! is the view good from your pedestal??xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"shoe thing... canna mind the name.. to help you get ur feet into shoes

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btw View... if all you leave my house with is the horn... I won't complain lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a thing about pinching pint glasses.

I really want a Peroni one but its the size of a baseball bat and its a difficult one to nick

And its only right i nick a glass or two as my local has took a fortune off me over the last 20 years or so.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"whoa hold a minute polo oh great moral one!! i maybe nick from hotels but would never dream of stealing from someones house ! is the view good from your pedestal??xx "

I'm actually not sitting in the hand basin at the moment so it's hard to tell

Can't have a joke these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont know at times whos jokin whos bitchin and whos attemptin to start so best gettin in there first saves confusion! most hand basins do stand on a pedestal so you safe enough!

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

we used to work in hotels,so basiclly we furnished our house,all bed linen,most towels,(yes the big white fluffy ones),and the coffee table my netbook is sitting on all came from there,am i a thief,lol,i dont think so,in the 3 years i worked for this hotel i got 1 holiday,and that was interupted and after the 3 yrs i was on 10 euro an hr,working 60/65 hrs a week and after 50 hrs your overtime was meant to be xtra holidays,di i get holidays,nope,so it was severance in my mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont know at times whos jokin whos bitchin and whos attemptin to start so best gettin in there first saves confusion! most hand basins do stand on a pedestal so you safe enough! "

Easy to get paranoid as some people take every comment personally, but I took the comment for what it was: a joke!! Well it made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"shoe thing... canna mind the name.. to help you get ur feet into shoes

tree? sounds daft if it is shoe tree "

Horn ?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoe horn... lol so it is ..

well I took the horn .......

and never lost it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol lol think I got shoe horn and mug tree mixed up..

easy mistake lol

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

I'm guilty of snaffling those little sachets of coffee I haven't used. You never know when they'll come in handy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 6ft cardboard image of a ghost from the Station Hotel in Dudley where the "ghost tours" at Dudley Castle start

A 25 foot flagpole

A 12ft ish bush

Not a Hotel but numerous things from the German Army based at Scheun (thier own fault for putting the camp next to a British Camp) and because thier armed guards had to be a challenge

A tree from the Brigadiers garden in Northern Ireland oops his armed guards weren't very good either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time to confess, what have you ever pinched (borrowed ) from a Hotel "

hmm lets see .....

stuff for cleaning a swimming pool ( singapore)

towels ( hong kong )

massage equipment ( china)

a coppers hat ( russia) dont ask long story

an entire mini bar fridge and all ( taiwan)

think thats about it , well all of them worth mentioning anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me but a friend of mine, lol nicked a towel from a hotel in Kuwait, thing is over there they tend to chop limbs off if you steal, so wisely put mine back.

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore


"A 6ft cardboard image of a ghost from the Station Hotel in Dudley where the "ghost tours" at Dudley Castle start

A 25 foot flagpole

A 12ft ish bush

Not a Hotel but numerous things from the German Army based at Scheun (thier own fault for putting the camp next to a British Camp) and because thier armed guards had to be a challenge

A tree from the Brigadiers garden in Northern Ireland oops his armed guards weren't very good either.

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lol,like that,its a good one,brother was stationed there,so have a few bits like that

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a clock once, usually all the bits and bobs toiletry wise, dressing gowns, towels. Funniest was a hotel we use to go in had a bar and patio area, my friend had just had her patio done so we "borrowed" these two massive pots with plants in the plants where sticking out the car window. When we went back the week after the landlord asked us if we had seen anyone take some pots as it was the same day we where there lol. Cant think of anything else for now

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