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"I’ve got a joke for you Diamond x" Please tell me | |||
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me" It's going down 👇 | |||
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word... my lad said, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N The teacher says "Wow, that's quite a mouthful!" My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B"" Very funny and im usually crap at understanding jokes | |||
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me" Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon. | |||
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word... my lad said, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N The teacher says "Wow, that's quite a mouthful!" My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B"Very funny and im usually crap at understanding jokes" ….me too … unless books have pictures I’m f*cked 😂 | |||
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon." I hate bacon. I'm so done with this place. | |||
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"I've had a really shit day with my husband poorly in hospital. This place has been a decent distraction. " Im really sorry to hear that. Hope he gets well soon | |||
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"I've had a really shit day with my husband poorly in hospital. This place has been a decent distraction. Im really sorry to hear that. Hope he gets well soon" Thanks he's back home now. Hope you're well lovely lady x | |||
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon. I hate bacon. I'm so done with this place." Please don't go, don't go Don't go away Please don't go, don't go I'm begging you to stay | |||
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon." 😶 why am I only finding this out with less than 2hrs left of it!! 😭😢 | |||
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"I've had a really shit day with my husband poorly in hospital. This place has been a decent distraction. " Sending hugs to you both x | |||
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon. I hate bacon. I'm so done with this place." I don't like it either. Give me a sausage any day of the week. | |||
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me Todai is National Bacon Day: An annual celebration encouraging people to enjoy bacon. I hate bacon. I'm so done with this place. I don't like it either. Give me a sausage any day of the week." 'Sausage'  | |||
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"I've had a really shit day with my husband poorly in hospital. This place has been a decent distraction. Im really sorry to hear that. Hope he gets well soon Thanks he's back home now. Hope you're well lovely lady x " That's really good news. Hope you can have a good new years eve | |||
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"I've been naughty......I just ate 4 rich tea slathered with Nutella 🐷 " Yuck ive only tried Nutella once and it was awful. Now put soft cheese on it id.be happy | |||
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"Ohh I did that yesterday.. Expect with strawberries lathered in Nutella and sqiety cream.... It was a dream...... 😋" That sounds absolutely disgusting. Go away  | |||
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"Ohh I did that yesterday.. Expect with strawberries lathered in Nutella and sqiety cream.... It was a dream...... 😋" Mmmmm delicious! 😋 | |||
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"I want to tell you, again, how I like your smilie profile picture 😁 " Thankyou and ive told you what I think of your eyes | |||
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"I want to tell you, again, how I like your smilie profile picture 😁 Thankyou and ive told you what I think of your eyes" You have *big grin* | |||
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"No one else got anything to tell me" Kiviak is the traditional Greenlandic Christmas delicacy made from decomposed small birds (auks) which are wrapped in sealskin, buried under rocks for several months until the birds reach an advanced state of decomposition, then dug up and eaten raw. . Bet bacon sounds good now! | |||
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"Ohh I did that yesterday.. Expect with strawberries lathered in Nutella and sqiety cream.... It was a dream...... 😋 Mmmmm delicious! 😋" Isn't it just.... It's allowed beucase it's still Christmas 😂 | |||
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"No one else got anything to tell me Kiviak is the traditional Greenlandic Christmas delicacy made from decomposed small birds (auks) which are wrapped in sealskin, buried under rocks for several months until the birds reach an advanced state of decomposition, then dug up and eaten raw. . Bet bacon sounds good now!" Please tell me this isnt true and you've not tried it | |||
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"We're on our second bottle of processo 🥂 " Explains a lot 🤣 | |||
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"No one else got anything to tell me Kiviak is the traditional Greenlandic Christmas delicacy made from decomposed small birds (auks) which are wrapped in sealskin, buried under rocks for several months until the birds reach an advanced state of decomposition, then dug up and eaten raw. . Bet bacon sounds good now!Please tell me this isnt true and you've not tried it" It’s unfortunately true. | |||
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"We're on our second bottle of processo 🥂 Explains a lot 🤣" 😂 😂 It's just me now.. Finishing the bottles... He's snoring... 😂 | |||
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"I've had a really shit day with my husband poorly in hospital. This place has been a decent distraction. " Sorry to hear that. Hope for a speedy recovery. | |||
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"No one else got anything to tell me Kiviak is the traditional Greenlandic Christmas delicacy made from decomposed small birds (auks) which are wrapped in sealskin, buried under rocks for several months until the birds reach an advanced state of decomposition, then dug up and eaten raw. . Bet bacon sounds good now!Please tell me this isnt true and you've not tried it It’s unfortunately true." Did you eat it¹ | |||
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"We're on our second bottle of processo 🥂 Explains a lot 🤣 😂 😂 It's just me now.. Finishing the bottles... He's snoring... 😂 " Are you tipsy or d*unk yet? 😂 | |||
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"I've had a really shit day with my husband poorly in hospital. This place has been a decent distraction. Sorry to hear that. Hope for a speedy recovery." Thanks | |||
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"Ive been quiet tonight. What shit do you want to tell me" Motherwell beat Celtic 2 0 | |||
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"I've had a really shit day with my husband poorly in hospital. This place has been a decent distraction. " Oh no! Hope he’s doing ok and resting. | |||
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"Hello OP! Introduced my eldest (who is 7) to The Goonies. And told him how the young Josh Brolin is Thanos! 😂" Hey he was mind blown | |||
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"I feel like I need to get my holidays booked for next year ASAP. Any destination recommendations guys? " Oh Yeh us too... So we can pay it off in installments 😂 | |||
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"I ate 6 cheese and pineapples on cocktail sticks tonight, at an early family new years celebration party. " 6? NOOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAYYYYY! | |||
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"I feel like I need to get my holidays booked for next year ASAP. Any destination recommendations guys? Oh Yeh us too... So we can pay it off in installments 😂 " Installments what? Maybe I will catch you abroad 👀 | |||
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"I ate 6 cheese and pineapples on cocktail sticks tonight, at an early family new years celebration party. " Ohh... its not a party without cheese and pineapple on sticks... 😂 😂 | |||
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word... my lad said, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N The teacher says "Wow, that's quite a mouthful!" My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B"" Aww great joke Bats x | |||
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word... my lad said, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N The teacher says "Wow, that's quite a mouthful!" My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B" Aww great joke Bats x" Want to hear another one Kate? | |||
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"I ate 6 cheese and pineapples on cocktail sticks tonight, at an early family new years celebration party. " Sounds perfect to me | |||
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word... my lad said, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N The teacher says "Wow, that's quite a mouthful!" My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B" Aww great joke Bats x Want to hear another one Kate?" Always…not enough cheer in the world 🌍 | |||
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word... my lad said, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N The teacher says "Wow, that's quite a mouthful!" My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B" Aww great joke Bats x Want to hear another one Kate? Always…not enough cheer in the world 🌍 " Not explicit as Archie's but here goes - What did the policeman say to his stomach? Your under a vest 👀 | |||
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word... my lad said, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N The teacher says "Wow, that's quite a mouthful!" My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B" Aww great joke Bats x Want to hear another one Kate?" comeon let's see what else you gave to offer | |||
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"A teacher asked her class to spell out a 12 letter word... my lad said, M-A-S-T-U-R-B-A-T-I-O-N The teacher says "Wow, that's quite a mouthful!" My lad says "No, you are thinking of B-L-O-W-J-O-B" Aww great joke Bats x Want to hear another one Kate? Always…not enough cheer in the world 🌍 Not explicit as Archie's but here goes - What did the policeman say to his stomach? Your under a vest 👀" Smiles | |||
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