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The farmer strike has affected me once again!

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest

No bloody tomatoes in any of the shops I go to!

What am I supposed to put on my ham bagels

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By *acey_RedWoman
26 weeks ago

Liverpool

Gherkins

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Pickled Beetroot 🥰🥰 It’s really nice 👍🏻😃

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Gherkins "
Not juicy enough and their taste would overpower the ham too much, and I prefer pickles!

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By *hortieWoman
26 weeks ago

Northampton/south coast

Colemans.

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By *onin25Man
26 weeks ago

Durham

Avacado

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Pickled Beetroot 🥰🥰 It’s really nice 👍🏻😃"

I can't say I've ever tried it, where do you get picked beetroot from?

I do like beetroot soup

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By *hortieWoman
26 weeks ago

Northampton/south coast


"Pickled Beetroot 🥰🥰 It’s really nice 👍🏻😃

I can't say I've ever tried it, where do you get picked beetroot from?

I do like beetroot soup "

Hold up.. you like Borscht, but don't know about pickled beets?????

Can someone please stand behind me to catch my eyeballs...

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Colemans. "

Not a tomato substitute, but I do like Coleman's mustard so you get a

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By *ensuallover1000Man
26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Pickled Beetroot 🥰🥰 It’s really nice 👍🏻😃

I can't say I've ever tried it, where do you get picked beetroot from?

I do like beetroot soup "

It’s available in any supermarket (usually somewhere in the pickles section) comes in either sliced or else uncut varieties 😃😃

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Avacado"

Too much effort, the bagels take me 2mins to make I ain't faffing around with guacamole

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By *onin25Man
26 weeks ago

Durham

Philadelphia

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By *acey_RedWoman
26 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Gherkins Not juicy enough and their taste would overpower the ham too much, and I prefer pickles!"

Pickled what?

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By *onin25Man
26 weeks ago

Durham


"Gherkins Not juicy enough and their taste would overpower the ham too much, and I prefer pickles!

Pickled what?"

Gherkin

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Philadelphia"

With ham? That's like eating spaghetti bolognese with cheddar cheese

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

The only answer is coleslaw. Thread closed.

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby

Although if it was up to me, I'd toss out the ham and go for some smoked salmon and cream cheese. Squeeze a bit of lemon on top of the salmon and top it off with so e black pepper 😋

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Gherkins Not juicy enough and their taste would overpower the ham too much, and I prefer pickles!

Pickled what?"

The type of pickle you get at 5 GUYS on a bacon cheeseburger with lettuce, fresh onion, mustard, tomatoes, and BBQ sauce.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple
26 weeks ago

South Wales

Mustard xx 😘

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"The only answer is coleslaw. Thread closed. "

Can't believe I've actually fancied you! All my late night fantasies have been ruined!

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Although if it was up to me, I'd toss out the ham and go for some smoked salmon and cream cheese. Squeeze a bit of lemon on top of the salmon and top it off with so e black pepper 😋"

Wtf I'm no Tory to afford smoked salmon! I'm a Asda basic/lidl kind of guy!

That does sound delicious though

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By *acey_RedWoman
26 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Although if it was up to me, I'd toss out the ham and go for some smoked salmon and cream cheese. Squeeze a bit of lemon on top of the salmon and top it off with so e black pepper 😋"

A man of fine taste there Joe 👌

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By *acey_RedWoman
26 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Gherkins Not juicy enough and their taste would overpower the ham too much, and I prefer pickles!

Pickled what?

The type of pickle you get at 5 GUYS on a bacon cheeseburger with lettuce, fresh onion, mustard, tomatoes, and BBQ sauce."

They're gherkins . Pickles is just what American's call them.

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Gherkins Not juicy enough and their taste would overpower the ham too much, and I prefer pickles!

Pickled what?

The type of pickle you get at 5 GUYS on a bacon cheeseburger with lettuce, fresh onion, mustard, tomatoes, and BBQ sauce.

They're gherkins . Pickles is just what American's call them."

No.

Gherkin is a specific type of cucumber which is crunchy in texture. The one I'm referring to is soft in texture and much more juicy and sour!

That's like saying a beef tomato is the same as a vine tomato!

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest

Also how do you not know this, you're a veggie should be an expert on veggie types

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"Gherkins "

Not overly keen on gherkins

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby


"Although if it was up to me, I'd toss out the ham and go for some smoked salmon and cream cheese. Squeeze a bit of lemon on top of the salmon and top it off with so e black pepper 😋

Wtf I'm no Tory to afford smoked salmon! I'm a Asda basic/lidl kind of guy!

That does sound delicious though "

I can't believe I've just been compared to a Tory 🥲

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby


"Although if it was up to me, I'd toss out the ham and go for some smoked salmon and cream cheese. Squeeze a bit of lemon on top of the salmon and top it off with so e black pepper 😋

A man of fine taste there Joe 👌"

I take my breakfast foods very seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"The only answer is coleslaw. Thread closed.

Can't believe I've actually fancied you! All my late night fantasies have been ruined!"

🤣🤣🤣 and I was going to offer to put the bagel on my nipples so you could nibble....completely trashed your fantasies now 🤣🤣

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Although if it was up to me, I'd toss out the ham and go for some smoked salmon and cream cheese. Squeeze a bit of lemon on top of the salmon and top it off with so e black pepper 😋

Wtf I'm no Tory to afford smoked salmon! I'm a Asda basic/lidl kind of guy!

That does sound delicious though

I can't believe I've just been compared to a Tory 🥲"

No... I said I'm not a Tory that's different

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By *oeBeansMan
26 weeks ago

Derby


"Although if it was up to me, I'd toss out the ham and go for some smoked salmon and cream cheese. Squeeze a bit of lemon on top of the salmon and top it off with so e black pepper 😋

Wtf I'm no Tory to afford smoked salmon! I'm a Asda basic/lidl kind of guy!

That does sound delicious though

I can't believe I've just been compared to a Tory 🥲

No... I said I'm not a Tory that's different "

I can read the subtext! We learned it in Eton

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"The only answer is coleslaw. Thread closed.

Can't believe I've actually fancied you! All my late night fantasies have been ruined!

🤣🤣🤣 and I was going to offer to put the bagel on my nipples so you could nibble....completely trashed your fantasies now 🤣🤣"

Well what kind of toppings would that bagel have? If you say coleslaw that's not a ruined fantasy, that's a nightmare!

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By *egDayEnthusiast OP   Man
26 weeks ago

NorthWest


"Gherkins

Not overly keen on gherkins "

I'm with you on that, pickles are better

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"The only answer is coleslaw. Thread closed.

Can't believe I've actually fancied you! All my late night fantasies have been ruined!

🤣🤣🤣 and I was going to offer to put the bagel on my nipples so you could nibble....completely trashed your fantasies now 🤣🤣

Well what kind of toppings would that bagel have? If you say coleslaw that's not a ruined fantasy, that's a nightmare!"

Was gonna go with extra creamy....

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By *artorialMan
26 weeks ago

weymouth


"No bloody tomatoes in any of the shops I go to!

What am I supposed to put on my ham bagels "

Since most of the tomatoes at this time of year I doubt it's got anything to do with our militant farmers - perhaps the french are blocking the ports again

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By *artorialMan
26 weeks ago

weymouth

Imported

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By *andybeachWoman
26 weeks ago

In the middle

Coleman’s English mustard of course!!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
26 weeks ago

cardiff

Cheese and onion crisps of course

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Central

Baked beans. If it's good enough for Christmas dinner

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By *itty FelouWoman
26 weeks ago

Carlisle

No bloody tomatoes in any of the shops I go to!

What am I supposed to put on my ham bagels

Very thin slivers of red pepper! Crunchy and tasty in flavour and no soggy bread! Works well with cheddar!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
26 weeks ago

SW1A1AA

Im with Joe beans only on seeded wholemeal bread. It isl lovely from aldi so you dont have to spend a fortune

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By *oelMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands, London, Brussels


"Pickled Beetroot 🥰🥰 It’s really nice 👍🏻😃"

Mmmm, interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Grow your own.

This may require some backdating of forethought.

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By *moothdickMan
26 weeks ago

stoke

Brown sauce

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Gherkins "

Yes yes yes!

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