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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

New shoes arrived and don't fit ........ so they have to go back and now I have a massive nosebleed .............. I should have stayed in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New shoes arrived and don't fit ........ so they have to go back and now I have a massive nosebleed .............. I should have stayed in bed "

a nose bleed ?

fkin 'ell, how high were the heels ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you do the can can you are supposed to turn your head, that way you don't kick yourself in the boat

Like I showed you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you do the can can you are supposed to turn your head, that way you don't kick yourself in the boat

Like I showed you "

so its your fault then for kicking me in the boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"New shoes arrived and don't fit ........ so they have to go back and now I have a massive nosebleed .............. I should have stayed in bed

a nose bleed ?

fkin 'ell, how high were the heels ? "

probably too high, if this is what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just don't get any blood on the shoes , they may think you used them as a murder weapon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just don't get any blood on the shoes , they may think you used them as a murder weapon "

they are safely wrapped up in their boxes to go back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't get any blood on the shoes , they may think you used them as a murder weapon

they are safely wrapped up in their boxes to go back "

so when we say shoes, we are talking plural ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just don't get any blood on the shoes , they may think you used them as a murder weapon

they are safely wrapped up in their boxes to go back

so when we say shoes, we are talking plural ? "

as in more than one pair - (see I might have lost half my brain right now but am on the ball) - yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you do the can can you are supposed to turn your head, that way you don't kick yourself in the boat

Like I showed you

so its your fault then for kicking me in the boat "

Don't blame me, I haven't got a nose bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just don't get any blood on the shoes , they may think you used them as a murder weapon

they are safely wrapped up in their boxes to go back "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and will Minxie the Minx be after a larger size or has this mornings shenanigans put her off,also what sort of shoe are we talking about here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol "

oh really ! make sure when they arrive you take a nice pic of them on for the heel lovers of Fab please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol

oh really ! make sure when they arrive you take a nice pic of them on for the heel lovers of Fab please "

with or without feet in em ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahah imagine walking into the hospital with that pot stuck on ya loaf hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol

oh really ! make sure when they arrive you take a nice pic of them on for the heel lovers of Fab please

with or without feet in em ?? "

with feet in for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hahahah imagine walking into the hospital with that pot stuck on ya loaf hahah "

wouldn't have been an option ........ guidance would have been needed !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol

oh really ! make sure when they arrive you take a nice pic of them on for the heel lovers of Fab please

with or without feet in em ??

with feet in for sure "

my profile pics could end up just being shoes this rate lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ffs someone just brought me some tomato plants and one jumped (no one was near it) off the unit they were sitting on, now have compost over the carpet .......... it clearly is not my day !!!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

minxie i think you should go back to bed

as its clear as mud you need a minder

im sure a hunk will apply for the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New shoes arrived and don't fit ........ so they have to go back and now I have a massive nosebleed .............. I should have stayed in bed "

Oh look on the bright side Minxie. You could have lost them in...... THE SOFA!!!!!!

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH


"New shoes arrived and don't fit ........ so they have to go back and now I have a massive nosebleed .............. I should have stayed in bed "

I feel your pain, a fellow shoeaholic

Miss P x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As consolation for the tomato plant and my nosebleed I just went and ordered another pair of heels and matching handbag lol ...... I just soooo can't be trusted with this online shopping lark - but I have cheered myself up now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"minxie i think you should go back to bed

as its clear as mud you need a minder

im sure a hunk will apply for the post"

clearly not its been 10 minutes and not one offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"minxie i think you should go back to bed

as its clear as mud you need a minder

im sure a hunk will apply for the post"

Did someone say a Minder ???

I could be so good for you, I'm gonna help ya

Love ya like you want me to

I'd do anything for you-ou-ou

Id be so goo-ood for you.

I could be so good for you

I'll do it like you want me to

Love you like you want me to

There ain't nothin' I can't go throu-ou-ou-ough

I'd be so goo-ood for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New shoes arrived and don't fit ........ so they have to go back and now I have a massive nosebleed .............. I should have stayed in bed "

Big hugs Minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol "

Are they any good for walking in? A 2 min walk ?

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol

Are they any good for walking in? A 2 min walk ? "
was just thinking that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"yep already ordered the next size up and we are talking heeeeeeeeeeeeeels lol high heels lol

Are they any good for walking in? A 2 min walk ? was just thinking that! "

I walked in my other ones a little bit ....... and no one pair of these I don't think I would even attempt to walk for that long in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

an update on the day ............. it was a nice afternoon ................ had a meringue the size of my face with cream and strawberries, it was lush mmmmmmmmm - then came home and I am now convinced this house is haunted in some way ......... was going to put more washing and this happens ......... I am now dripping with Lenor ........ loaded the washing machine, went to do the Lenor and soap powder and realised one of the kids had put some more white washing in the basket so put the Lenor down, and put the remaining white things in the machine, picked up the Lenor and shook it ... hard........ and the lid wasnt done up ....... it hit the ceiling, worktops, is in my hair, over my tee shirt, up my arm, over the floor, the cupboard doors, etc etc upshot is I smell lovely !!!!!!!

but the mess .............. is today ever gonna end !!!!!

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