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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its the age old problem, you are on a promise but your mate rings you up inviting you to a VIP, executive box at the game of the season for your favourite team, but at the same time, a really hot girl who you would never pull normally in a million years, wants your body.

What do you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give a toss about footy, so it has to be sex for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot a question....

sex everytime. unless it was rugby and at twickers then i would say sod the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take her with you, she may like all sorts of ball games

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now if its a rugby match hmmm different otherwise me kidnap Pearl and do a girl weekend helen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that is deff a no brainer!! sex all the way

and the way Liverpool are playing we would feckin lose anyway !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be totally honest with her and explain that VIP chances dont come up often. If she is worth meeting she will understand. I would totally understand if a guy said it too me, infact I would prob be jealous as I love a good game of footie. Just tell her you will make it up to her and be her slave for the evening when you finally meet!! xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

or just be a man and lie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but if you lie you have to remember the whole lie you told her then you may slip up when you meet her so just be honest. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the Hells footy?

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the Hells footy?

XXXX"
footy is football

that round ball of

11 players v 11 players score goals against each other well try to

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

bloody hell its got to be sex every time

Leeds will still beat Man u even if i aint looking

someone aint gonna be happy

Steve

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Football.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"but if you lie you have to remember the whole lie you told her then you may slip up when you meet her so just be honest. x"

if you gonna lie, may as well do it proper and treat it like a military exercise, SAS stylie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the Hells footy?

XXXXfooty is football

that round ball of

11 players v 11 players score goals against each other well try to"

Its got to be footy and sex for us lol xc

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

mmmm let me think 0.0001 secs later

sex sex sex sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been to loads of football games, including cup finals, and at 52 have shagged a few women in my time too, lol, so suppose I'm pretty well qualified to comment on this one

For me it's no contest. The lady would win every time. Sure, as a guy,you need "guys time" but not at the expense a sexual experience with a lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been to loads of football games, including cup finals, and at 52 have shagged a few women in my time too, lol, so suppose I'm pretty well qualified to comment on this one

For me it's no contest. The lady would win every time. Sure, as a guy,you need "guys time" but not at the expense a sexual experience with a lovely lady "

yeah but City v United in the Cup Semi's when City are in form to shut up whingebag Fergie ... its a hard choice (no pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the Hells footy?

XXXXfooty is football

that round ball of

11 players v 11 players score goals against each other well try to"

Yeah,I know what it is,I was just being ironic

What I meant was, I've never understood its importance.

So to me there'd be no contest.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

FOOTIE!!! and a shag after the game

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FOOTIE!!! and a shag after the game "

i'm not sure any of the players would want that

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"FOOTIE!!! and a shag after the game

i'm not sure any of the players would want that "

watch it cheeky xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

footy for me everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been to loads of football games, including cup finals, and at 52 have shagged a few women in my time too, lol, so suppose I'm pretty well qualified to comment on this one

For me it's no contest. The lady would win every time. Sure, as a guy,you need "guys time" but not at the expense a sexual experience with a lovely lady

yeah but City v United in the Cup Semi's when City are in form to shut up whingebag Fergie ... its a hard choice (no pun intended) "

As a former Old Trafford season ticket holder, I have been to a few City-Utd, Leeds-Utd and Liverpool-Utd games, and great as the occaision may be I would still choose to spend the time with a lady if sex was on the menu, If it's just a date for a drink, then go to the match

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have to be honest... let's face it you can have sex anytime and sex all be it brilliant is just sex at the end of the day.

A one-off chance to do something you really want to do and may not get the chance again?

GO TO THE FOOTBALL!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh yeah... I forgot.... then meet the woman after the match!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go for the lady ,,, footy games are ten a penny ,,, (1950s ) prices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo gets ANOTHER tick in my little black book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

footy for me

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By *1sexypairCouple
over a year ago

Retford

Looks like you have a dilemma on your hands……..has you put it the match off your season….. Or a night out with a really hot girl,

Well me being a man u fan some 40 odd years and seeing many a great game 3-3 at main road 0-1 at OT sent down by Dennis

This might up set some: but it has to be the game for me you can talk about the game for years the day in the VIP box…….. You can’t say much to your mates about going out with the hot date it would only be yours and her memory,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell the truth, then... and only if all 11 players, the subs the manager and your mate are happy then go with the girl.

Be very careful though if they say "it's ok, do what you like" rather unenthusiastically, they may not really mean it

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Its the age old problem, you are on a promise but your mate rings you up inviting you to a VIP, executive box at the game of the season for your favourite team, but at the same time, a really hot girl who you would never pull normally in a million years, wants your body.

What do you do? "

ask me this question when arsenal are in the champions league final (may 15th)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football football and football.

I can live without sex but not without my beloved football.

But having sex with someone who will wear my football top whilst i shout out my favourite team players past and present might just beat it........just

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Have any of you guys considered that this hot totty may be a prude in the bedroom. Refusing to give head and you can only touch her with the lights off…. cancelling out the only benefit of being able to admire the visual hotness of the crappest shag of your life?......... just a thought.

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would pick footie but id tell him to stick his vip area where the sun dont shine il be in the stands with the real fans lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

easy solution is take her along and you can score your own goal in the vip box and when your exhausted you can put on your own sub lol and don't forget to change ends at half time too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hhhmmmm now well let me think....... maybe this fab lady will take one look at you and say i think i will pick the footie.... is that called boot on the other foot? xoxoxo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a box for the game of the season - gotta be footie but in defence if my partner got a similar offer for an event of her choice I wouldnt expect her to decline it for sex.

A match on the TV, no contest my partner comes before most things

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I am in the fortunate position of knowing a gorgeous femme who would let me do both as she likes it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son was conceived doggy fashion while watching Match of the day. Seems a perfect night!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Football football and football.

I can live without sex but not without my beloved football.

But having sex with someone who will wear my football top whilst i shout out my favourite team players past and present might just beat it........just "

will wear it if it's not green...... but only if you wear my maroon x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football football and football.

I can live without sex but not without my beloved football.

But having sex with someone who will wear my football top whilst i shout out my favourite team players past and present might just beat it........just

will wear it if it's not green...... but only if you wear my maroon x x x "

Only two colours worth wearing in Scottish Football, Green and White

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Football football and football.

I can live without sex but not without my beloved football.

But having sex with someone who will wear my football top whilst i shout out my favourite team players past and present might just beat it........just

will wear it if it's not green...... but only if you wear my maroon x x x

Only two colours worth wearing in Scottish Football, Green and White "

guess that bombs me out then...... even if I do know the offside rule xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football football and football.

I can live without sex but not without my beloved football.

But having sex with someone who will wear my football top whilst i shout out my favourite team players past and present might just beat it........just

will wear it if it's not green...... but only if you wear my maroon x x x

Only two colours worth wearing in Scottish Football, Green and White

guess that bombs me out then...... even if I do know the offside rule xx "

Now I know you are lying, no one knows the offside rule, not even the bloody match officials

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Football football and football.

I can live without sex but not without my beloved football.

But having sex with someone who will wear my football top whilst i shout out my favourite team players past and present might just beat it........just

will wear it if it's not green...... but only if you wear my maroon x x x

Only two colours worth wearing in Scottish Football, Green and White

guess that bombs me out then...... even if I do know the offside rule xx

Now I know you are lying, no one knows the offside rule, not even the bloody match officials "

pmsl, I really have nothing going for me here....

1. scottish

2. jambo

3. footie fan

4. female

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football football and football.

I can live without sex but not without my beloved football.

But having sex with someone who will wear my football top whilst i shout out my favourite team players past and present might just beat it........just

will wear it if it's not green...... but only if you wear my maroon x x x

Only two colours worth wearing in Scottish Football, Green and White

guess that bombs me out then...... even if I do know the offside rule xx

Now I know you are lying, no one knows the offside rule, not even the bloody match officials

pmsl, I really have nothing going for me here....

1. scottish

2. jambo

3. footie fan

4. female

xx"

75% is an absolutely fantastic average, just need to make a small change to your colour perception to get to 100%

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Football football and football.

I can live without sex but not without my beloved football.

But having sex with someone who will wear my football top whilst i shout out my favourite team players past and present might just beat it........just

will wear it if it's not green...... but only if you wear my maroon x x x

Only two colours worth wearing in Scottish Football, Green and White

guess that bombs me out then...... even if I do know the offside rule xx

Now I know you are lying, no one knows the offside rule, not even the bloody match officials

pmsl, I really have nothing going for me here....

1. scottish

2. jambo

3. footie fan

4. female

xx

75% is an absolutely fantastic average, just need to make a small change to your colour perception to get to 100% "

pmsl - no chance!! but will wear other colours if it means a shag lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"pmsl, I really have nothing going for me here....

1. scottish

2. jambo

3. footie fan

4. female

xx"

Please please can we have this comment deleted???

You see I have a tiny little problem with the words this lady has written

Scottish - thats ok we are

Jambo - thats ok hubby has his love of that same team

Female - thats ok I am

Footy fan - there is the problem

I have spent good shoe money on sports channels for hubby to watch his beloved Jambos but hubby says the channels are the same as everything else and cover many more of the "big two" clubs matches than the smaller teams - but strangely wont let me cancel the subs and save the £30 a month and buy shoes!!

Back to the op question much as tho I dont even pretend to enjoy or like football if hubby had the chance to get a free ticket to see his Jambos I would wait til he wandered home and be waiting in stockings and the undies he likes the best

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow !!!

2 jambos fans in one place , thats about the ave away attendance isnt it??

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kidding,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OI Nom I never said I was a fan I said hubby was and he isnt here the now - well someone has to take the kids to school in about 6 hours!!!

And I will have you know at my kids school there are at least a dozen kids who wear the Jambo colours for sports day - football shirts are banned cos it causes fights or so say the teachers!!

So ner ner ner ner there is more than 2 supporters in Kennoway!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually knew that, in fact I think Hearts are in fact the third best supported team in Scotland, I just figured if any jambos were still awake it would get a reply,

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it worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually knew that, in fact I think Hearts are in fact the third best supported team in Scotland, I just figured if any jambos were still awake it would get a reply,

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it worked "

Is that true???

3rd best supported team?? really?? Go to Edinburgh any Saturday and I could swear the 2 teams play in bright red or blue rather than the maroon or green colours they really do

Being honest with you Nom I really thought the biggest scottish supported teams would be english clubs cos kids today seem to only be interested in who is winning rather than picking teams - like my hubby did - that are close to you or have family ties.

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in terms of tickets sold (home matches and requests for away games ) Hearts are officially third best, but i follow your point in terms of "support" as in the common question whit team dae you support them pal? maybe English teams might be a common answer (obviously still after the big two in Scotland )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never bought a ticket hun so wouldnt know that.

I do remember a few years ago we had a neighbour who was a hibs supporter and hearts hibs were in the semi final of some cup (dont ask me which one cos they all merge into the same match to me ) and he got real peeved off cos hubby was dancing around as hearts won then the final again hearts won and hubby decided we would all be going to watch the cup be paraded thru the streets - you know that day I swear there was no one in Edinburgh supporting any other team but a few months later no jambos to be seen

Hubby always says you should support your team regardless of win lose or draw. Well he sat me down and explained that his uncle was a steward at Tynecastle long before Rock Steady were brought in and now he has cousins who work there so he says he will be a jambo til he dies - I say that can be arranged!!!

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A football fan that changes team after the age of about 12(ish) isnt a fan they are just glory hunters, the biggest problem Scottish teams have is the huge draw of the big two, almost every city/town in Scotland will have more fans/buses leaving that city to follow another cities club than remain behind to support the home team.

I have total respect to any fan who supports his/her home club, they need every fan(fans money) they can get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I have total respect to any fan who supports his/her home club, they need every fan(fans money) they can get."

But what about my shoes???

I look good and he gets more action than his team but no I have to pay for sports channels and football shirts, I even had to buy him a new zippo lighter cos it was all engraved with the hearts badge!!!!

I wind hubby up loads cos I dont have a couple of hundred quids worth of shirts . . . no he moans about shoes

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say we spend much much much more (as a family ) on shoes than I ever could in a lifetime on fitba!!!

ps

I dont have many pairs of shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to say I have spent more on hubbys football obsession but I sat and worked out how much I have spent on shoes handbags and sparkly thing for me and my 2 daughters and your right Nom

In this last year I have spent way more on my daughters and my shoes than hubby has spent on football stuff - and its not his fault I decided to get him a zippo or new badges for his birthday is it??

Shona

x x x

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