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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do people manage to shit on the toilet seat and up the back of it?

I'm sure someone has levitated above one at work and then exploded above it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had to use a toilet in a train station and it was 30p to use but still had shit on the walls, who takes all the money ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Just had to use a toilet in a train station and it was 30p to use but still had shit on the walls, who takes all the money ?"

I remember the days I used to spend a penny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!"

Because they're lazy scrotes!

How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!

Because they're lazy scrotes!

How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level? "

I blame it on loose pocket change.

In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.

I've thought about this way too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!

Because they're lazy scrotes!

How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?

I blame it on loose pocket change.

In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.

I've thought about this way too much "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!

Because they're lazy scrotes!

How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?

I blame it on loose pocket change.

In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.

I've thought about this way too much "
Yes you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really wish I hadn't opened this thread! Images are minging lol!

Thanks OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!

Because they're lazy scrotes!

How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?

I blame it on loose pocket change.

In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.

I've thought about this way too much "

You always were the queen of Anal-izing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really wish I hadn't opened this thread! Images are minging lol!

Thanks OP "

My Pleasure....if i'd have known I would have taken a picture for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice! Why don't they clean it though?!

Because they're lazy scrotes!

How hard can it be to keep it in the bowl when your arse hangs below the seat level?

I blame it on loose pocket change.

In the hover position, just about to launch the chocolate torpedo and they spot 10p on the floor in front of them. As they lean and stretch forward the extra bit of pressure forces out the turd, whilst the bum hole is in an elevated position.

I've thought about this way too much "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do people manage to shit on the toilet seat and up the back of it?

I'm sure someone has levitated above one at work and then exploded above it! "

Cause they splat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It maybe our Muslim friends .

Strict Muslims must squat , not sit , and face away from but not turn their back to some place .

So they may be squatting on the seat whilst sideways.

They had to realign and change the toilets in one of the big Royal Mail distribution centres as there was a bit of a problem .

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

POLO! I'm eating a snickers!!!!!

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"POLO! I'm eating a snickers!!!!!

*Her*"

Do you still look like Joan Collins or has the beard grown back now?

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