FabSwingers.com forum: My cock has fallen off!

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Sounds painful...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats that all about.???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh ooooooooooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like bollox haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have a look In my shoebox, For my Spare one,

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

d[ o_0 ]b

Same shit happened to me.

Thankfully Master Funky is a whiz with the soldering iron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got you covered, it might not be pretty but I can fix it with sandwich meat and duct tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fix a ballcock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You may have left it up some guys arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get the staple gun out and reattach it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that his excuse for not meeting

tell him the magic comes from the white thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the doctors if it has and see what he says. Probably give you some good advice and tell you to rest till it grows back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can fix a ballcock

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what are you like with a stop cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have mine, I'm not currently using it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can fix a ballcock

what are you like with a stop cock?

Where would I find one of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've still got more balls than some of the blokes on here

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Well polo,I'll be only to happy to give you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered at first what was this about then i realised it was a secret code message

Cock

Fallen

Off

Is in fact

MCAFO which is code for the secret society of;

"My Cunt and Arse Overflowing"

Just a wild guess really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to borrow one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut tut why assume its sexual....off the chicken coup ?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Might be a mistype

and polo means clock,

its 17:42 ,,

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Just screw it back.

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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"sounds like bollox haha"

Fucking hell! They have gone too!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Don't try gluing him back. It'll be in vane.....

Hahahhaaaaaaaaaaa you can't get the writers these days.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Were said cock and balls still under warranty?

Were you using them as intended?

You will note that page 43 of the manual states they should not be used to un-block garbage disposal units etc.

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