FabSwingers.com forum: Useless fact

By *ormagenericlbloke OP Man
28 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

So give us your favourite useless fact

Here is mine

You can’t him while holding your breath

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By *aven RedWoman
28 weeks ago

Liverpool x

You can't lick your own elbow x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
28 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

him ?

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By *avie65Man
28 weeks ago

In the west.

It’s impossible to poop without peeing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
28 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

The tapir has the largest penis in relation to it's body size than any other animal.

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By *enntheBigMan
28 weeks ago

birningham

The human brain named itself.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Giraffes are about 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people are 🤯

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By *irm40Man
27 weeks ago

Birmingham

Chickens wear red lense sunglasses to stop them attacking and killing another chicken that is bleeding

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Koala bears have fingerprints that are almost identical to humans

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By *aven RedWoman
27 weeks ago

Liverpool x

Pigs and humans share about 98% of the same genes/dna x

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
27 weeks ago

Willenhall

"The tapir has the largest penis in relation to it's body size than any other animal."

Are you sure that's a fact?

I'm pretty certain the animal with the largest penis in relation to it's body size wouldn't be a mammal. In fact, I don't think it would even be a vertebrate but I'll have to Google it to find out.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
27 weeks ago

Willenhall

I'm pretty certain the animal with the largest penis in relation to it's body size wouldn't be a mammal. In fact, I don't think it would even be a vertebrate but I'll have to Google it to find out. "

Apparently it's a barnacle.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
27 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

My favourite useless fact is that some people will have the audacity to question the favourite useless facts of others.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
27 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

I should have said 'mammal and not animal'

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By *gincourt_againMan
27 weeks ago

in the shadows of a mountain

"I should have said 'mammal and not animal' "

Someone else watched QI 😂

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
27 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"I should have said 'mammal and not animal'

Someone else watched QI 😂"

Not me.....

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
27 weeks ago

Willenhall

"I should have said 'mammal and not animal'

Someone else watched QI 😂"

Well, it appears QI was wrong as Guinness World Records state the mammal with the largest penis relative to body size is the fossa 🤷

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By *intyballsMan
27 weeks ago

Meath

By law a bicycle has to be sold with a bell

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
27 weeks ago

Willenhall

The average horse produces more than one horsepower - 24 horsepower on average.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
27 weeks ago

Willenhall

"By law a bicycle has to be sold with a bell "

Amusingly, the bell doesn't have to be fitted to the bike.

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By *enelope2UWoman
27 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Hedgehogs have pig names for their types.

Babies are called hoglets, males are called boars, females are sows.

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By *sf0502Man
27 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

If a sheep falls on its back it can't get back on its feet.

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By *ild_oatsMan
27 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Hot water can freeze quicker than water that is lukewarm. It’s known as the Mpemba effect.

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By *orraine999Woman
27 weeks ago

Somewhere

The largest known living organism is a group of genetically identical aspen trees in Utah with an interconnected root system. It's an estimated 80,000 years old and takes up more than 100 acres.

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By *uliette500Woman
27 weeks ago

Hull

A wombats (Australian marsupial) poop is cube shaped.

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By *orraine999Woman
27 weeks ago

Somewhere

About 700 grapes go into one bottle of wine.🍷

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By *asygoing8Man
27 weeks ago

aldringham

Crab sticks don't actually contain any crab...

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By *llgudfunMan
27 weeks ago

coventry

Australia doesn't have any indigenous hooved animals

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By *obbyb747Man
27 weeks ago

New Mills

An owl can turn its head 270° because it can’t move its eyes

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By *enelope2UWoman
27 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Edinburgh castle and Arthur's seat were once parts of a volcano

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By *adagastMan
27 weeks ago

Rotherham

Fidel Castro believed that bullets came in vintages.

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By *areMe00Man
27 weeks ago

Stoke

Most adults spend more time on the toilet than they do exercising.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
27 weeks ago

Willenhall

The shortest war in recorded history was the Anglo-Zanzibar war. It lasted 38 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

'Black Friday' got its name because it usually happens on a Friday.

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By *ootyhunter69Man
27 weeks ago

bushey

You fart more when relaxed

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By *iscreetfunin24Man
27 weeks ago

Halesowen

A giraffes neck is the same length as it's front legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

A group of Sloths is known as a siesta.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
27 weeks ago

Cambs

David L Mech coined the phrase "alfa male" when describing wolf behaviour... then spent the rest of his career trying to retract the information as it was proved to be wrong, as the wolves he studied were not fully wild and did not behave the same as their wild counterparts.

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By *moothGrooveWoman
27 weeks ago

Thanks to you lot, I have spent the last 5 minutes trying to lick my elbow whilst googling pictured of wombat poop.... cheers guys!

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By *iking 777Man
27 weeks ago

Wick

All crisps best before date are always a Saturday

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By *infullyObedientWoman
27 weeks ago

Woodley

Octopuses have three hearts, and two of them stop beating when the octopus swims which is why they prefer crawling along the ocean floor instead of swimming

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By *urhiddendesireCouple
27 weeks ago

Darlington

The beast of Craggy island doesn’t have any eyebrows

Except on Saturdays

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By *iking 777Man
27 weeks ago

Wick

"The beast of Craggy island doesn’t have any eyebrows

Except on Saturdays "
like that one

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By *allySlinkyWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

"My favourite useless fact is that some people will have the audacity to question the favourite useless facts of others."

I believe it's possible to poop without peeing

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan
27 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

I just learnt that Vlad Tepes did NOT impale 100,000 people - That was German propaganda

….it was only 20,000 at the most 😄

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By *KMaxMan
27 weeks ago

Bristol

I cannot make myself cum if I wank left handed.

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By *urhiddendesireCouple
27 weeks ago

Darlington

"The beast of Craggy island doesn’t have any eyebrows

Except on Saturdays like that one

Also

It’s impossible for a worm to fall over

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

73% of statistics are made up on the spot

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
27 weeks ago

London

There is more caffeine in tea than coffee.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP Man
27 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Love these. Some I knew, some I didn't

Keep em coming

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By *allySlinkyWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

Lemons float and limes sink

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By *appy-go- luckyMan
27 weeks ago

pothole city

The moon is moving away from the earth around a one and a half inches every year. Which is causing the earths days to slowly increase.

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By *rdenites2Couple
27 weeks ago

Leicestershire

The older I get, the darker my cock looks.

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By * L RipleyWoman
27 weeks ago

Buckinghamshire

"Lemons float and limes sink"

So therefore lemons must be witches!

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

There are more nerve endings in your arsehole than in your tongue.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

"Lemons float and limes sink

So therefore lemons must be witches!"

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By *cLovin2Man
27 weeks ago

London

"The beast of Craggy island doesn’t have any eyebrows

Except on Saturdays like that one

Also

It’s impossible for a worm to fall over "

So I hear father Ted's a racist, what is the churchs opinion on this?

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By *ild_oatsMan
27 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

In 1386, a pig was stood trial in France. The pig was arrested, kept in prison, after it attacked and killed a child.

It was sent to court where it stood trial for murder, was found guilty, and then executed by hanging!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
27 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"My favourite useless fact is that some people will have the audacity to question the favourite useless facts of others.

I believe it's possible to poop without peeing"

I checked last night and apparently it is possible....... you are so audacious Sally

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
27 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"73% of statistics are made up on the spot "

and the other 42% are inaccurate

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By *ABflirtyWoman
27 weeks ago

Norfolk

Don’t eat yellow snow.

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By *rego69Man
27 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Consumers say they want safer motor cars. Research shows that the majority of new car owners disable all the new mandatory safety features on cars.

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By *ortyairCouple
27 weeks ago

Wallasey

I have two useless FACTS today. Neither are clever but they are both true and factual.

First one. My hubby is a lazy twat, who is refusing to get out of bed to make me a cuppa.

Second FACT... today is going to be a bit for tat day, I know it... 😤🤬😤 Mrs x

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By *ortyairCouple
27 weeks ago

Wallasey

"I have two useless FACTS today. Neither are clever but they are both true and factual.

First one. My hubby is a lazy twat, who is refusing to get out of bed to make me a cuppa.

Second FACT... today is going to be a bit for tat day, I know it... 😤🤬😤 Mrs x"
TIT for tat, not bit for tat, this day is going downhill fast, thats a third FACT, Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Pigs can’t look up at the sky

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By *007ManMan
27 weeks ago

Worthing

Michael Collins took a photo of the apollo 11 lunar module as it left the command module to land on moon. Earth was in background. Collins was the only human alive or dead not in that picture.

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By *ortyairCouple
27 weeks ago

Wallasey

"Michael Collins took a photo of the apollo 11 lunar module as it left the command module to land on moon. Earth was in background. Collins was the only human alive or dead not in that picture."
Really? Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"It’s impossible to poop without peeing. "

Well...I would agree with you for myself..but Kelly doesn't.

The bladder muscles are weaker than the bowel muscles,hence we wee,but Kelly must have the strongest bladder muscles in the world!

😅😅

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By *arc PolarisMan
27 weeks ago

Birmingham

Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"In 1386, a pig was stood trial in France. The pig was arrested, kept in prison, after it attacked and killed a child.

It was sent to court where it stood trial for murder, was found guilty, and then executed by hanging!"

Check out the Monkey from Hartlepool!

🤣

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Al Jardine from the Beach Boys,wrote the song "Lady Lynda" for his wife.

When they divorced,he changed the title of it to,"Lady Liberty"!

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By *h3355Man
27 weeks ago

Carlisle

Apparently Michael Bolton auditioned for Black Sabbath before Dio got the job.

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By *kphooey43Man
27 weeks ago

Barnet

China is twenty five times bigger than Japan.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
27 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
27 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

on the radio ....

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
27 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"on the radio .... "

I prefer wireless, it just sounds so much more civilised

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By *ild_oatsMan
27 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street

Bob Holmes’s did NOT play the saxophone solo on Gerry Rafferty’s hit Baker Street.

This is an urban myth. The real saxophonist on this record was Raphael Ravenscroft.

This myth is alleged to have been invented by Stuart Maconie when writing for the NME.

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By *KMaxMan
27 weeks ago

Bristol

"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street

Rhe Jamws Bond thing is true, thw Baker Street sax thing is an urban myth.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
27 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street

Bob Holmes’s did NOT play the saxophone solo on Gerry Rafferty’s hit Baker Street.

This is an urban myth. The real saxophonist on this record was Raphael Ravenscroft.

This myth is alleged to have been invented by Stuart Maconie when writing for the NME.

I am fully aware of ‘the myth’ thank you

And for your information it was started by Ravenscroft as a bit of a laugh.

The insertion of the moji at the end of my post should have given you an inkling as to the seriousness of my statement but I guess some things go straight over some people heads.

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By *ild_oatsMan
27 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond, he later went on to play saxophone on Baker Street

Bob Holmes’s did NOT play the saxophone solo on Gerry Rafferty’s hit Baker Street.

This is an urban myth. The real saxophonist on this record was Raphael Ravenscroft.

This myth is alleged to have been invented by Stuart Maconie when writing for the NME.

I am fully aware of ‘the myth’ thank you

And for your information it was started by Ravenscroft as a bit of a laugh.

The insertion of the moji at the end of my post should have given you an inkling as to the seriousness of my statement but I guess some things go straight over some people heads.

I also guess some people have limited understanding of the written word…

Useless fact does not equate to made up fact….

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Coventry

Donald trump is over 6feet tall

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By *ornucopiaMan
27 weeks ago

Bexley

"All crisps best before date are always a Saturday "

When I'm rich I will start a crisps company and change that so it is no longer a fact..

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By *hefoxesofpenCouple
27 weeks ago

chester

The biggest producer of tyres for cars is lego

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By *allySlinkyWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond"

Who was the non British actor who played James Bond before Bob Holness ?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
27 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond

Who was the non British actor who played James Bond before Bob Holness ?"

An American in a tv adaptation a couple of years before played Bond in casino royale, can’t remember his name.

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By *antricSeeker60Man
27 weeks ago

Durham

In the 18th-century a law declaring pigeon crap as property of the Crown.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP Man
27 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

It was illegal to play or watch football on a Sunday. I think the law was repelled a few years back, but way after Sunday football was a thing

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By *agichands25Man
27 weeks ago

south east

Nemos mam is transexual

clownfish (like Nemo) are naturally "transgender" in a biological sense because they are all born male and can change to female, a process called protandrous sequential hermaphroditism, where the dominant male in a group turns female if the current female dies, making Marlin, Nemo's dad, biologically a female-in-transition in the movie's context.

Hope I have not ruined Nemo for you all now

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Herts/Leeds

"Nemos mam is transexual

Hope I have not ruined Nemo for you all now

I’m gonna order ladyboy sushi in my local Itsu.

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By *agichands25Man
27 weeks ago

south east

"Nemos mam is transexual

Hope I have not ruined Nemo for you all now

I’m gonna order ladyboy sushi in my local Itsu. "

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By *nblueMan
27 weeks ago

manchester

The inventor of the electric chair was a dentist.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Red apples aren’t red they are every other colour of the spectrum but red. Objects only reflect colours they arnt.

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By *a1970Man
27 weeks ago

East cork

Some men can quit happily sit quietly and have nothing going on in there brain.....

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By *aughty17boyMan
27 weeks ago

Edinburgh

You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be lead

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By *a1970Man
27 weeks ago

East cork

Some. Of the facts quoted here have busted myy brain thinking about them

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By *a1970Man
27 weeks ago

East cork

Mfm 3sum is looking impossible

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By *ty31Man
27 weeks ago

NW London

Tom Selleck was the first choice to play Indiana Jones but had to turn it down due to being committed to Magnum PI

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By *inkShyWoman
27 weeks ago

near Windsor

Pope John Paul II was made an honorary Harlem Globetrotter.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
27 weeks ago

London

It is impossible to fart the alphabet.

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By *uke OzadeMan
27 weeks ago

Schlongolia

The difference between a biscuit and a cookie is that a biscuit has a crunch and a cookie is somewhere you can stick your cock into

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By *aven RedWoman
27 weeks ago

Liverpool x

"It is impossible to fart the alphabet."

What about the melody that goes with it? X

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By *uliette500Woman
27 weeks ago

Hull

"Lemons float and limes sink

So therefore lemons must be witches!"

😂😂😂

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
27 weeks ago

London

"It is impossible to fart the alphabet.

What about the melody that goes with it? X"

It's like music. Some people have a favourite tune or genre. Others are open minded to various hits and beats. 😂

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By *ild_oatsMan
27 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

"Bob Holness was the first British actor to play James Bond

Who was the non British actor who played James Bond before Bob Holness ?

An American in a tv adaptation a couple of years before played Bond in casino royale, can’t remember his name. "

That was the actor Barry Nelson

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By *uiet confidenceMan
27 weeks ago

Warrington

A man’s erect penis is exactly the same length as his largest hand from top of wrist to fingertip, and his erect bellend is the same width as the length of his longest thumb from tip to first knuckle.

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By *iking 777Man
27 weeks ago

Wick

"All crisps best before date are always a Saturday

When I'm rich I will start a crisps company and change that so it is no longer a fact.."
lol nooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Whales used to be land animals

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By *iking 777Man
27 weeks ago

Wick

"Whales used to be land animals

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that blown me mind

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
27 weeks ago

Westbury (Wiltshire)

You can't lick your elbow.

Don't shame yourself by trying.

But if you can, apply within. I am sure she would love it.

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By *aven RedWoman
27 weeks ago

Liverpool x

"A man’s erect penis is exactly the same length as his largest hand from top of wrist to fingertip, and his erect bellend is the same width as the length of his longest thumb from tip to first knuckle.

I wonder how many checked this x 😂

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By *itofamouthfullMan
27 weeks ago

cotswolds

I wonder how many checked this x 😂"

🙋🏼‍♂️ I did it’s not true

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By *ung-stallionMan
27 weeks ago

Manchester

It's false, I just checked and I'm longer than my hand and slightly less girth than the length of my thumb 😅

I wonder how many checked this x 😂"

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By *uiet confidenceMan
27 weeks ago

Warrington

It’s from a profile version of Vitruvian man and the main reason Leonardo da Vinci is thought to have been homosexual. Well, that and shagging his apprentice Salai.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
27 weeks ago

Willenhall

Frank Sinatra starred in "The Detective"; a 1968 film based on a novel of the same name. The novel's sequel "Nothing Lasts Forever" was released in 1979 and was adapted into the 1988 film "Die Hard".

For contractual reasons 20th Century Fox were obliged to offer Frank Sinatra the lead role despite the fact he was then in his 70s. Of course, he turned it down.

I almost wish he hadn't

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By *iking 777Man
27 weeks ago

Wick

"Frank Sinatra starred in "The Detective"; a 1968 film based on a novel of the same name. The novel's sequel "Nothing Lasts Forever" was released in 1979 and was adapted into the 1988 film "Die Hard".

For contractual reasons 20th Century Fox were obliged to offer Frank Sinatra the lead role despite the fact he was then in his 70s. Of course, he turned it down.

I almost wish he hadn't

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as they say on the show QI ...that's quite interesting

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
27 weeks ago

Cheshire

The majority of Audis are grey, or at least a shade of it.

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By *ild_oatsMan
27 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

"The majority of Audis are grey, or at least a shade of it."

Studies have shown that the people with the most depressing jobs are the people who fit the indicators in Audi and BMW factories.

As they know that they will never get used… 🤣

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By *rthur30Man
27 weeks ago

Warrington

"Edinburgh castle and Arthur's seat were once parts of a volcano "

My seat has been part of a volcano on more once.

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
27 weeks ago

Cheshire

"The majority of Audis are grey, or at least a shade of it.

Studies have shown that the people with the most depressing jobs are the people who fit the indicators in Audi and BMW factories.

As they know that they will never get used… 🤣"

We're knckerecd then. 2 x grey audi estates on the drive. Utterly consigned to a life of nothingness

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By *ornucopiaMan
27 weeks ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
27 weeks ago

Bexley

The problem with these 'Fact' threads,is that they are always a regurgitation of the same, often apocryphal, 'facts' from previous 'Fact'threads.

Fact.

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP Man
27 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

"The problem with these 'Fact' threads,is that they are always a regurgitation of the same, often apocryphal, 'facts' from previous 'Fact'threads.

Fact."

You must be a riot at parties

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By *allySlinkyWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

You must be a riot at parties"

Is that a fact?

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By *ddie1966Man
27 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Million to one shots have a 50/50 chance of happening.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
27 weeks ago

Leeds

"Million to one shots have a 50/50 chance of happening."

Brilliant !

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By *ormagenericlbloke OP Man
27 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

You must be a riot at parties

Is that a fact?"

I will let you decide

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By *S_71Man
27 weeks ago

leeds

You are 10 times more likey to piss in your own eye going to the loo in the morning with an erection or at least on your chest...take a seat and save the decor

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
27 weeks ago

Cheshire

"You can't lick your own elbow x"

Let me lick yours 🙂

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By *acktar74Man
27 weeks ago

leeds

Red doesn't exist as a colour

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By *aven RedWoman
27 weeks ago

Liverpool x

"Red doesn't exist as a colour"

Tell that to my hair x

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By *agic.MMan
27 weeks ago

Kent/London

The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀

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By *enk15Man
27 weeks ago

Evesham

The Tyrannosaurus Rex is closer in time to Humans than it is to the Stegosaurus.

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
27 weeks ago

Niche

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman
27 weeks ago

Niche

I'm pretty certain the animal with the largest penis in relation to it's body size wouldn't be a mammal. In fact, I don't think it would even be a vertebrate but I'll have to Google it to find out.

Apparently it's a barnacle."

I dunno, I've met some complete dicks in my time

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By *enk15Man
27 weeks ago

Evesham

The last widow of a U.S civil war soldier died in December 2020.

The U.S Civil war ended in 1865.

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By *ornyCouple2049Couple
27 weeks ago

Cockermouth

The space between the front door and back door of a Nandos is called the Peri-Perineum.

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By *arvey67Man
27 weeks ago

Grimsby

"The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀"

A profession is a paid for occupation, tool making and hunting were not paid for, they were necessities.

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By *avtrophyMan
27 weeks ago

Bourne End

A banana is a berry

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By *agic.MMan
27 weeks ago

Kent/London

"The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀

A profession is a paid for occupation, tool making and hunting were not paid for, they were necessities."

I mean sure if you want to be pedantic about it...but early humans used to trade tools and meat for other goods which is also a form of payment ...

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By *rucker-PeteMan
27 weeks ago

harlow

A pregnant woman can still ask to use a policeman’s helmet, If she needs to pee and there is no toilet available. And that is by law.

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By *rucker-PeteMan
27 weeks ago

harlow

Plus due to its small arms, it found it hard to wank.

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By *artorialMan
27 weeks ago

weymouth

"The tapir has the largest penis in relation to it's body size than any other animal."

Not correct the barnacle has the longest relative to it's body size extending up to eight times it's body length - the tapir may have the largest for a mammal

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By *rucker-PeteMan
27 weeks ago

harlow

My tongue 👅will only get as wet as your pussy allows 🤷‍♂️

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By *akes handymanMan
27 weeks ago

In the Lakes

95% of statistics are made up

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"By law a bicycle has to be sold with a bell "

And reflectors

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By *ezmondoMan
27 weeks ago

Banbury

"A banana is a berry"

On bananas. That banana flavouring you can buy that tastes artificial and not like a banana you can buy from the shops? That's actually what bananas used to taste like. That variety became extinct though.

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By *VANDYMan
27 weeks ago

Teignmouth

Sting was the only member of Band Aid who sang his own name.

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By *ty31Man
27 weeks ago

NW London

The expression "one for the road" possibly comes from the days of hanging- on the way to the gallows the wagon carrying the condemned would stop at a pub so they could have one last drink. They would then get "back in the wagon" and be taken to the gallows.

Hanging was a slow process so sometimes individuals paid by a criminal's family would pull down on them during their hanging, and thereby minimise their suffering- hence the term "hangers on"

Afterwards the executioner could make some extra money by cutting up the noose and selling it as a grisly souvenir, thereby making "money for old rope"

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By *ornucopiaMan
27 weeks ago

Bexley

Here's one specially for today.

Boxing Day got its name from giving Christmas 'boxes'to servants etc.

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By *hamallamadingdongMan
27 weeks ago

London

Powerlifters are stronger than bodybuilders.

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By *arvey67Man
27 weeks ago

Grimsby

Raspberry ripple ice cream used to be made using the extract of beaver anal gland.It is called castoreum,true fact.

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By *ineArtistMan
27 weeks ago

Bradford

BMW's have indicators

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By *ondiego85Man
27 weeks ago

nottingham

"BMW's have indicators"

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By *arvey67Man
27 weeks ago

Grimsby

"Raspberry ripple ice cream used to be made using the extract of beaver anal gland.It is called castoreum,true fact."

Like many things, who was skinning a beaver and thought "You know what?"...

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By *ondon bi guy10Man
27 weeks ago

London

"You can't lick your own elbow x"

I used to be able to do this until I broke my shoulder.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"BMW's have indicators"

I don't believe this for a second

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By *ldbikes3Man
27 weeks ago

bramhope

"Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins"

When has a sloth even held a dolphin???

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By *inkShyWoman
27 weeks ago

near Windsor

"Sloths can hold their breath longer than dolphins

When has a sloth even held a dolphin???

🤣 So tired I found this far too amusing

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By *ortyairCouple
27 weeks ago

Wallasey

"The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀

A profession is a paid for occupation, tool making and hunting were not paid for, they were necessities.

I mean sure if you want to be pedantic about it...but early humans used to trade tools and meat for other goods which is also a form of payment ..."
People were fucking before anyone traded tools or food. Im sure people used 'sex' to their advantage before commerce kicked off, Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"The world's oldest profession is actually toolmaking , followed by hunting...sex work ("prostitution ") is not even top 5 👀"

Kier Starmer will be pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

"So give us your favourite useless fact

Here is mine

You can’t him while holding your breath"

Him? Hem? Hum?

I not into him myself.

I have created a hem while holding my breath, although took me a few attempts.

Humming, I'll get back to you with an update.

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By *kphooey43Man
27 weeks ago

Barnet

"It is impossible to fart the alphabet."

Spoken ftom experience, huh?

(never trust a fart)

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
27 weeks ago

belfast

I don’t think this is correct ✅

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By *areMe00Man
26 weeks ago

Stoke

Most answers in this post have been googled 😁

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By *llgudfunMan
26 weeks ago

coventry

Australia doesn't have a indigenous hooved animal.

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By *illySlutinOxfordshireTV/TS
26 weeks ago

North Oxfordshire

"A banana is a berry

Does that apply to banana flavoured condoms too?

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By *ornucopiaMan
26 weeks ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
26 weeks ago

Bexley

"It is impossible to fart the alphabet.

Spoken ftom experience, huh?

(never trust a fart)"

Helps if you know Morse (sound not light).

That would be the obvious method to communicate by farting.

Punctuation etc. Not just the alphabet.

'Fact' well and truly debunked!

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By *cookie888888Man
26 weeks ago

Westgate

Most people are either arseholes or alright

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By *issFussyWoman
26 weeks ago

hitchin

Bananas are a tiny bit radioactive

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By *onnachakeaneMan
26 weeks ago

Dundrum

If you go back in time by each of these measurements

It gives you a sense of the scale of these numbers

1 million seconds = approx 17th Dec 2025

1 billion seconds = approx Mar. 1993

1 trillion seconds = approx 29,664 BC. Humans painting in caves.

Next time you hear National Debt is in Trillions as opposed to Billions it’s quite a lot of debt.

Or if you put 1 trillion 50p coins side by side together in a line it would measure 27.3 Billion kilometers. Outsr space!! (The Sun is only 150m kms away!!) 🤯

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By *onnachakeaneMan
26 weeks ago

Dundrum

Scientists Confirm Time Is Still Passing Way Too Fast, Humanity Asks For a “Pause Button” Only Superman and maybe Cher (disputed) can turn back time.

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By *ermite12ukMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

Kenneth Waller was an English actor. He was known for portraying Old Mr. Grace in, Are You Being Served and Grandad, in Bread.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
26 weeks ago

Bedfuck

The blue whale has the largest penis, about 10ft.

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By *ermite12ukMan
26 weeks ago

Solihull and Romford

"You can't lick your own elbow x"

Just have to be content licking my eyebrows instead then.

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By *elaxed CoupleCouple
26 weeks ago

Cheshire

The take off weight of a Boeing 747-400 freighter, when fully loaded, is 280 tons.

What humans can achieve is truly miraculous.

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