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OH MY GOD ZOMBIE ATTACK!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quick they''re coming! There's no time to lose!

Grab the nearest thing to your left to use as a weapon! What is it?

I'm sure there's lots of ways I can kill a zombie with an empty cup with an apple core inside it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choice of tv remote or. Virgin remote...... Which one is best.... Oh or use both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'd go for whichever one had the weightier battery compartment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha! I'll be ok - just making toast and have quite a hefty bread knife to my left right now!

Zombies 0 - Obi 27 !!

Go me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey I know I'm not great at the just woke up look but Zombie....hey ho been called worse and no doubt will in future....good job I'm a Yorkshire lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My six year old son

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My six year old son "

Use him as a decoy while you make your escape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My six year old son

Use him as a decoy while you make your escape. "

Awwww!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

A note pad. I'm fucked.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"A note pad. I'm fucked. "

play noughts and crosses with it, might just chill the said zombie out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky that's u and me both fucked I gt me phone and a Cornwall guide leaflet haha xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"A note pad. I'm fucked.

play noughts and crosses with it, might just chill the said zombie out"

lol I like your thinking.

I could just write a bloody stern memo. That will put the frighteners up the undead.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Some nail clippers!! X

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

A small plastic bin... Well, I'm fucked.

- Amy. x

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Funky that's u and me both fucked I gt me phone and a Cornwall guide leaflet haha xx"

How badly designed is the Cornwall leaflet? If it has really shit fonts and bad photography it could postpone their attack allowing you to escape.

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Omg , I must be either very lucky to read this thread at just the right time ! The nearest thing to my left at this moment is a toss up between my dog or the Hilti gun I'm using to fix the new fence up with !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funky its gt sheep on the front cover with trees so I could run whilr they study the sheep lol xcx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of high stiletto heels .......... but am loath to use them cos their still in their box and brand new ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some nail clippers!! X"
just spat my tea out from laughing I havnt laughed so much on a monday morning u can ping out their eyes when u do ur nails and then run xc

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

This is Britain. If a zombie knocked on my front door, I'd ask if they wanted a cup of tea.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"A small plastic bin... Well, I'm fucked.

- Amy. x"

see if you can jam the bin over its head Amy i am on my way to save you.

Nearest to hand is the remains of last nights very hot takeaway from my indian, which if it doesnt kill him should have him sitting on the toilet for a hour or so giving us time to eascape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make up wipes, if I take my make up off I'll look like one of them

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

A pillow! I'll bash 'em with that!

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

My four foot two handed sword.......no my 2 foot hand ans a half sword.......no my pole axe....long bow and cross bow. ...........

no too much choice

Right I am serious now. Cast iron frying pan from the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My four foot two handed sword.......no my 2 foot hand ans a half sword.......no my pole axe....long bow and cross bow. ...........

no too much choice

Right I am serious now. Cast iron frying pan from the kitchen "

me thinks the cast iron pan was not to your left hand side therefore u cheated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill use the nearest person to hold back the zombie hordes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of 10kgs dumb bells do ya..?? Shou;d slow em down a bit....

Ted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the hell would I wanna run when I'm totally secure where I am? Join the panic and you'll probably get run over or trampled.

I got builders material in the yard so I can barracade the gate etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My four foot two handed sword.......no my 2 foot hand ans a half sword.......no my pole axe"

Do you have any maces or warhammers, and perhaps a shield to beat them back if they get too close? I love medieval weapons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My laptop, sure I could cave a few heads in with that lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Cant believe this, I'm currently reading Zombie Survival Guide but have left myself completely vulnerable with the only things on my left being a small teapot (empty), mug (ditto), stapler and bottle of water...on my right are various bits of cutlery, a bag of satsumas, scissors, pens and my walking stick so I may have marginally more chance if the solanum infected undead overrun our security fence and manage to get onsite

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

I have my nvq work. I could bore then with my unit on health and safety!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha you guys are all screwed, I have a carrot and we all know that zombies hate carrots, obviously

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A can of diet Pepsi, I will throw bit in their eyes as acid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cant believe this, I'm currently reading Zombie Survival Guide but have left myself completely vulnerable with the only things on my left being a small teapot (empty), mug (ditto), stapler and bottle of water...on my right are various bits of cutlery, a bag of satsumas, scissors, pens and my walking stick so I may have marginally more chance if the solanum infected undead overrun our security fence and manage to get onsite"

Keep an emergency bag at work. Should take the book more seriously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jack Russel and a welsh terrier

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