FabSwingers.com forum: Embarrassing Celeb Crushes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We've all got them. Everyone has that one famous person that for whatever reason we don't wanna admit to just wanting to fuck the brains outta them. To the point that we almost cringe I'll get the ball rolling shall I PLEASE NO JUDGEMENT lol

Richard Madeley- cringeworthy but he was/still is a very handsome man. And apparently he is fucking hung

Rob Brydon- seems like the kinda guy who never has sex, but when does will absolutely smash ya

Jimmy Carr-looks like the kinda guy who likes being smacked around a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Geldof

Shane Ritchie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still have a soft spot for david seaman....must be the big hands

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Imelda May cos shes jist feckin adoreable ........

Ronnie Ancona cos she cood impersonate loads e other wimmin an it wid be like a celeb fuckfest slideshow ... an shes a tidy hing tae ....

An Simon Cowell .... wi a fencepost ... fur obvious reasons .....

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

John n Greg from masterchef....

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Danny Dyer - not the brightest but I imagine he's filthy

Jeff Stelling - tremendously knowledgeable about football, charismatic and a bit of a silver fox

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

There is nothing cringe-worthy about Shane Richie, he's lovely!!!

John C. Reilly for me... I have no idea why.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Danny Dyer - not the brightest but I imagine he's filthy

Jeff Stelling - tremendously knowledgeable about football, charismatic and a bit of a silver fox

Danny Dyer totally agree (except I openly fancy him) bit of a twat but who cares bout that that when he has ya down an alley ripping your knickers off

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Danny Dyer - not the brightest but I imagine he's filthy

Jeff Stelling - tremendously knowledgeable about football, charismatic and a bit of a silver fox

Danny Dyer totally agree (except I openly fancy him) bit of a twat but who cares bout that that when he has ya down an alley ripping your knickers off"

Well, quite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea why, cos I also find her quite annoying but I wouldn't say no to Paloma Faith

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Danny Dyer - not the brightest but I imagine he's filthy

Jeff Stelling - tremendously knowledgeable about football, charismatic and a bit of a silver fox

Danny Dyer totally agree (except I openly fancy him) bit of a twat but who cares bout that that when he has ya down an alley ripping your knickers off

Well, quite!

He has quite a big cock too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea why, cos I also find her quite annoying but I wouldn't say no to Paloma Faith

Paloma Faith is hot. Wouldnt think she was embarrassing crush. Lot worse out there lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Ashley Banjo: he's younger than my kids, annoying as fuck...yet, I find myself wondering if he's erm in proportion!

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

I'd go for a 3some with Simon Cowell and Gordan Ramsey !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ashley Banjo: he's younger than my kids, annoying as fuck...yet, I find myself wondering if he's erm in proportion!

He probably is if not above proportion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always had a thing for Edward Woodward and John Thaw! Random but that's me.

Sam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always had a thing for Edward Woodward and John Thaw! Random but that's me.

Sam"

No judgement in this thread by order of me Le creator lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruce Dickenson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat Shearer ..... Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You going to see Bruce at download.

Mine would be sian who used to be on BBC breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate garraway

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By *or Fox SakeCouple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Bonnie Langford

Thread now officially dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helen mirrin

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By *ontystashMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Kate garraway

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By *ontystashMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Helen mirrin "

Good call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo kate hot milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kate garraway

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hot milf

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

ms willowbooby

mind you it might not count as not embarrassed by it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Courtney Love

Abbi titmuss

And Julia Heartley Brewer to bring a bit of class to the 4sum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBC's suzanna reid

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By *ontystashMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Kate garraway

hot milf

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Nick Knowles (DIY SOS/The Big Build)

Got lots more but mind's gone blank

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Andrew Castle so long as he keeps his mouth shut.

Dermot O'Leary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it actually possibly for a male to be embarrassed about his crushes? With regards to most of mine I'd gladly proclaim them whilst beating my chest and swinging my cock around in circles (a bit like those nipple twirlers).

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

Lisa Tarbuck, the filtiest laugh and Janet Ellis from Blue Peter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gmtvs penny smith

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

Jenny Powell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenny Powell."
very hot

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Valerie singleton,,,

The things I d do to her pass me some some sticky backed plastic,, ,, well maybe just the plastic I ll make it sticky myself,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jack Nicholson in a huge bath of custard so we can smack between shagging. He may be ugly but he looks like a reet dirty fuka lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nick Knowles (DIY SOS/The Big Build)

Got lots more but mind's gone blank

I'd do naughty things to him!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kate Beckinscale, think it has something to do with the tight pvc cstsuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viv Windsor (Emmerdale), Arlene Phillips, Lorraine Kelly, Patsy Palmer ......

am sure there are tonnes more. Ill go read what everyone else has said and update.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meg ryan

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Hugh Laurie. He looks better with age and a beard. Probably enough to be my dad but who cares

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

David Walliams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Viv Windsor (Emmerdale), Arlene Phillips, Lorraine Kelly, Patsy Palmer ......

am sure there are tonnes more. Ill go read what everyone else has said and update."

coleen Nolan when shes not a complete fatty, Denise welch, fiz off coronation street and Nicola from girls aloud

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By *ontystashMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Gmtvs penny smith "

Best legs going

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Nick Knowles (DIY SOS/The Big Build)

Got lots more but mind's gone blank

I'd do naughty things to him!!! "

You'd have to gag him... He was a total fucktard when I met him last year!

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