FabSwingers.com forum: Well that was an interesting 20 minutes!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just tried out some new Kegel balls. Which was fine, until when I went to remove the second (they're not joined together) I couldn't grab hold of it.

20 minutes later I rang a friend in a panicked state and I find myself squatting, trying to relax to remove the second, and now wedged, kegel ball.

I'm glad I have acrylics that are long, as I managed to grab hold of the ball (by this point all excitement had gone well and truly out of the window) however I've managed to scratch at my insides slightly!

So I'm now ouchified internally and I won't be using the kegel balls again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just tried out some new Kegel balls. Which was fine, until when I went to remove the second (they're not joined together) I couldn't grab hold of it.

20 minutes later I rang a friend in a panicked state and I find myself squatting, trying to relax to remove the second, and now wedged, kegel ball.

So I'm now ouchified internally and I won't be using the kegel balls again! "

that beats my "getting stuck in a corset for 20 mins"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was my latest Minxie's protege moment - I was quite worried that I'd be in an A&E cubicle, legs akimbo with a cute young doctor between my legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them jiggle balls from ann summers set off the alarms in tesco....glad ya got it out as you may have set alams off whilst out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TMI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was my latest Minxie's protege moment - I was quite worried that I'd be in an A&E cubicle, legs akimbo with a cute young doctor between my legs!"

Worried??

I'm surprised you didn't dial 999 !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Them jiggle balls from ann summers set off the alarms in tesco....glad ya got it out as you may have set alams off whilst out"

They were silicone ones! I think that was why I couldn't grab the second!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was my latest Minxie's protege moment - I was quite worried that I'd be in an A&E cubicle, legs akimbo with a cute young doctor between my legs!"

Really?? Call yourself a swinger??!!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I had a similar experience on a meet but not with a ball. I'm not sure how I would have removed the item if he hadn't been there. On the other hand it wouldn't have been there if he hadn't been there.

Look on the positive side - your muscles got an extra workout.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"It was my latest Minxie's protege moment - I was quite worried that I'd be in an A&E cubicle, legs akimbo with a cute young doctor between my legs!"

I had cute guys head between my legs last night but not in a sexual way x lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick each one in a separate condom next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would have sent me into a state of panic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It was my latest Minxie's protege moment - I was quite worried that I'd be in an A&E cubicle, legs akimbo with a cute young doctor between my legs!

Really?? Call yourself a swinger??!!!!"

Haha I don't do speculums!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That would have sent me into a state of panic"

Yes I would have to say, state of panic was possibly a good description.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TMI"

my thoughts.. hope your ok though

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Interesting is an understatement to beat them all! I would have been in a flat spin. Glad you got it out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting is an understatement to beat them all! I would have been in a flat spin. Glad you got it out."

So am I! The gynae department at Oldham know me well enough, but I have no desires for them to be dipping into my lady bits to extract a toy! It was the most panic stricken moment I've had in a long time!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Beats me why women (and men) stuff things up themselves that don't have a stopper / handle / string on them.

The amount of stories you hear about lost or stuck items. I read once about a woman who decided to pleasure herself with a bottle. As it had no lid it caused a vacuum, and got stuck inside her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beats me why women (and men) stuff things up themselves that don't have a stopper / handle / string on them.

The amount of stories you hear about lost or stuck items. I read once about a woman who decided to pleasure herself with a bottle. As it had no lid it caused a vacuum, and got stuck inside her

Hindsight is a bitch Ryan! I really didn't expect to have a whoopsie moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Them jiggle balls from ann summers set off the alarms in tesco....glad ya got it out as you may have set alams off whilst out

They were silicone ones! I think that was why I couldn't grab the second!"

Im not sure exactly what they are these were silicone with a little weight inside they were joined and had strings tho lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Them jiggle balls from ann summers set off the alarms in tesco....glad ya got it out as you may have set alams off whilst out

They were silicone ones! I think that was why I couldn't grab the second!

Im not sure exactly what they are these were silicone with a little weight inside they were joined and had strings tho lol"

It was for a LH review. If they'd have had a string there wouldn't have been an issue, they probably would have been great. Rather than having ouchied me!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Them jiggle balls from ann summers set off the alarms in tesco....glad ya got it out as you may have set alams off whilst out

They were silicone ones! I think that was why I couldn't grab the second!

Im not sure exactly what they are these were silicone with a little weight inside they were joined and had strings tho lol

It was for a LH review. If they'd have had a string there wouldn't have been an issue, they probably would have been great. Rather than having ouchied me!"

That's your review written then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Them jiggle balls from ann summers set off the alarms in tesco....glad ya got it out as you may have set alams off whilst out

They were silicone ones! I think that was why I couldn't grab the second!

Im not sure exactly what they are these were silicone with a little weight inside they were joined and had strings tho lol

It was for a LH review. If they'd have had a string there wouldn't have been an issue, they probably would have been great. Rather than having ouchied me!

That's your review written then."

Yep that's pretty much the majority of the review. They ask what I liked about it - the answer was "the colour was nice!" I couldn't think of anything else to say!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Beats me why women (and men) stuff things up themselves that don't have a stopper / handle / string on them.

The amount of stories you hear about lost or stuck items. I read once about a woman who decided to pleasure herself with a bottle. As it had no lid it caused a vacuum, and got stuck inside her

Hindsight is a bitch Ryan! I really didn't expect to have a whoopsie moment!"

Stick to cocks Ruby. Unless you are very unlucky, they don't fall off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Beats me why women (and men) stuff things up themselves that don't have a stopper / handle / string on them.

The amount of stories you hear about lost or stuck items. I read once about a woman who decided to pleasure herself with a bottle. As it had no lid it caused a vacuum, and got stuck inside her

Hindsight is a bitch Ryan! I really didn't expect to have a whoopsie moment!

Stick to cocks Ruby. Unless you are very unlucky, they don't fall off

Its been 3 and a half weeks since I've had a cock

I'm sticking to glass dildos and wands (although I'm so sore internally that nothing is going in me for a bit!)

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Glad you're ok... In a slightly crazy post- shag moment the orange inside of a kinder egg seemed like a good idea!!!

Hey we were peckish and slightly delirious but still feeling kinky lol.

Was glad when it finally was prised out, lol!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Glad you're ok. I have to admit that I have no idea what you're on about though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glad you're ok. I have to admit that I have no idea what you're on about though

Haha - google is your friend!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Glad you're ok. I have to admit that I have no idea what you're on about though

Haha - google is your friend!"

Ta. Will look in a bit

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Glad you're ok. I have to admit that I have no idea what you're on about though

Haha - google is your friend!"

Ahhhhhhh I know now ta.

I wouldn't be able to move with them! Have tried something similar and they just made me

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"Just tried out some new Kegel balls. Which was fine, until when I went to remove the second (they're not joined together) I couldn't grab hold of it.

20 minutes later I rang a friend in a panicked state and I find myself squatting, trying to relax to remove the second, and now wedged, kegel ball.

So I'm now ouchified internally and I won't be using the kegel balls again! "

ive had that before. Dont buy the cheap ones, pay a little more ang get proper weighted oned joined buy rubber - fucking rediculous when the come apart, it spoils all the fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just tried out some new Kegel balls. Which was fine, until when I went to remove the second (they're not joined together) I couldn't grab hold of it.

20 minutes later I rang a friend in a panicked state and I find myself squatting, trying to relax to remove the second, and now wedged, kegel ball.

So I'm now ouchified internally and I won't be using the kegel balls again!

ive had that before. Dont buy the cheap ones, pay a little more ang get proper weighted oned joined buy rubber - fucking rediculous when the come apart, it spoils all the fun

They were for a review on LH, so I didn't pay for them. Just had to write a review... The review may need tweaking as I really am in pain now!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

ive had that before. Dont buy the cheap ones, pay a little more ang get proper weighted oned joined buy rubber - fucking rediculous when the come apart, it spoils all the fun

They were for a review on LH, so I didn't pay for them. Just had to write a review... The review may need tweaking as I really am in pain now!"

"If you like a bit of pain whilst strengthening your pelvic floor then these balls are for you. You may want to encase them in a condom tied off with some string, just in case they wander around. Good colour."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ive had that before. Dont buy the cheap ones, pay a little more ang get proper weighted oned joined buy rubber - fucking rediculous when the come apart, it spoils all the fun

They were for a review on LH, so I didn't pay for them. Just had to write a review... The review may need tweaking as I really am in pain now!

Haha - It doesn't quite say that!