FabSwingers.com forum: Best film quotes?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are some great film quotes out there but the film I think has the most memorable quote is Snatch.

Do you know what "nemesis" means?

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Whats your most memorable quote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fucking hate pikies" same film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that’s another fine mess you’ve gott’en me into

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I can eat peach for hours " face -off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'It's shite being Scottish!'

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Right turn Clyde !

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf. I think I'm heading home.

Ken - In Bruges.

*Her*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a head like an orange on a tooth pick....so I married an axe murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8jQoK3ssqU

Thats better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had better...Jim Carey to Amanda Donahoe in liar liar

The truth is you can't handle the truth... a few good men

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Bugger beet us to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't look like your average hortifuckingculturalist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time, they can seem invincible, but in the end, they always fall. Think of it, always.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too long to type but the one Samuel L Jackson does in Pulp Fiction

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Do you feel lucky punk did I shot 5 or 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talkin' to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's to tight ,

Tyrone you could fit a jumbo fuckin jet in there

Snatch quality

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By *aula.ceciliaWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

We want cake and the finest wines known to mankind, and we want them now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm not going to call him dad, even if there's a fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see dead people

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

It can't rain all the time.

Buidings burn, people die, but real love lasts forever.

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

All from the same film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need your clothes your boots and your motorcycle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

Thats another favourite too! Good choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tear drops disapear in the rain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things you own end up owning you.

You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Fight Club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It can't rain all the time.

Buidings burn, people die, but real love lasts forever.

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

All from the same film."

The Crow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're gonna need a bigger boat.-Jaws

I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard, with a strange man, hunting for vampires on a school night.-Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in all the bars in all the towns you had to walk in to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know if this is word for word.

Now I know you gentlemen have been through alot but when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH. The Thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yipee I ah mother fucker die hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.” — The Shawshank Redemption

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmph looks like a penis only smaller - Pink Cadillac

They call me Mr Tibbs - Heat of the Night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. (cabin in the cotton)

I may be dumb, but that dumb I ain't

(lady sings the blues).

I hope you die, I'm wanting ya to die, I'm waiting for ya to die. ( the little foxes).

There's a word for women like you that polite society doesn't use outside a kennel. (the women)

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By *untimes_2009Couple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Which is the best line?

Frankly, my dear. I don't give a damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way - Jessica Rabbit in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was proving to the world he didn't exist.

The usual suspects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke, im your father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this is just a shiny dick with two chairs in it and we're the balls, just dragging the fuck along!!

- Bad Boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It can't rain all the time.

Buidings burn, people die, but real love lasts forever.

Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children.

All from the same film."

good dilm shame it was his last.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like vitory.

pass this to baby face. Pass this to baby face, oh wait I am babyface.

Who do I have to see for a bollocking, so I can get my bike back.

all different films

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Face it girls!

I'm older and i've got more insurance.

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

"Don't know if this is word for word.

Now I know you gentlemen have been through alot but when you find the time I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH. The Thing."

Fantastic quote, fantastic film

One of my faves

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

no pissing shitting farting or picking your arse "evry which way but loose"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well don't just stand there get one up ? battle of britain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're going to need a bigger boat - Jaws

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! - A Few Good Men

Afterall tomorrow is another day! - Gone With The Wind

Well can't he just beam up? This is reality! - E.T.

No, I am your father .... together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Star Wars Empire Strikes Back

To name a few.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

It's got to be Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry.

"I know what you're thinking, have i fired 5 shots or 6................."

Dave

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

Come on ladies, God wouldn't have given you maracas if he didn't want you to shake 'em!

Dirty Dancing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever picked your feet in Poughkeepsie ?"

Gene Hackman - The French Connection

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

[Removed by poster at 02/06/13 21:05:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geeza was so hard even his fucking nightmares were scared of him!"

"Geeza walked on water. He was so cool even his fucking bed made itself in the morning!"

- The Business.

Tamer Hassan & Danny Dyer

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By *anfiona2Couple
over a year ago

ramsgate

I am the nightrider, I'm a fuel injected suicide machine

Mad Max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's as safe as barebacking a two dollar whore , daybreakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow is another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm funny how?! I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you?! I make you laugh?!"

Goodfellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision — let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death is creasys art

Man on fire greatest film ever made

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By *etermaryCouple
over a year ago

croydon

aint got time to bleed its using the trees PREDATOR 1 ,

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By *i de BiCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ET phone home!!!!lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ok ich lieb ya ich lieb ya nor lieb me alone blazing saddles

mongo just pawn in rich mans world

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By *ickloverMan
over a year ago

Devizes

Your pussy is the gateway to your soul

When you touch your pussy you are touching your soul.

From, The Guru .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope ya fingers stink and cock off!!

from wish you were here

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."

Woody Allen in Annie Hall

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

"Ralph...get off the babysitter" Risky Business

"We're the Sweeney an' we ain't 'ad our tea" (OK, not a film quote but still one of my faves)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

'Taken'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly my dear i don't give a damn

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard!

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

What do you mean you can't swim? The fall will kill you! (Butch Cassidy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Nothing? NOTHING? Tra-la-laa'

'You shall not pass!'

'If only you could see what I have seen with your eyes'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch has too many good quotes haha!!!

Ahhhh you think darkness is your ally? - Bane, Dark Knight Rises!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The soup is hot the soup is cold..... Is that how one says it? .... Mark Anthony is dead!"......Cleopatra

Or.."get away from her you bitch!"... Aliens

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.

In Bruges...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I can eat peach for hours " face -off "
if I was to send you flowers no if I was to let you suck my tong would you be great full? Same film

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

u climb like old people fuck////

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ya know what Dad Peter's gay

GAAAAAAAAAY!!

Drop Dead Gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I may be a bastard, but I'm not a fucking bastard!"

From dusk til dawn!!

Boris the blade. Boris the sneaky fuckin Russian. He's impossible to kill. He's as hard as the soviet hammer and as bent as the sickle that crosses it!! Snatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up!"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Life is like a box of chocolates you can hope as much as you like but its still gona be orange of coffee yuk

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By *nnejohnCouple
over a year ago

warrington

get yer kit off katy

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

Can't believe know one mentioned any off this film

Roads, where we're going we don't need roads

1.21 gigawatts, 1.21 gigawatts, what was I thinking the only thing that gives off that power is a bolt of electricity ETC ha ha

Great Scott

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zeds dead baby zeds dead pulp fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the debate about collectivisation in Land and Freedom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning,smells like victory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u climb like old people fuck////"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!"
lol love it man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What kind of bomb was it ?

The exploding kind.

Does your dog bite ?.

Snap snarl bite

You said your dog does not bite

That, is not my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Robinson are you trying to seduce me?

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

Is it safe????

Is what safe?

IS IT SAFE???

Marathon Man

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

Mama!!!!!!! (La Vita e Bella)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

........."judean people's front? 'Fuck off' - we're the people's front of Judea!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't fuck with the baldies!!

OK, you cunts, let's see what you can do now!

* bonus points for guessing the films!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have the lot!!"

*Mr Creosote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughtyous maximus will get this one lol

" he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy "

Life of Brian

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

"Don't fuck with the baldies!!

OK, you cunts, let's see what you can do now!

* bonus points for guessing the films!

"
wanderers great film lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill be back

Of course thats one of the crappiest ones but hey ho I work with what I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zulu young soldier who is haveing a brake down with Zulu attacks says to Sargent major " why us sir " sm replys " because we're here lad "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

The Crow.

My all time favourite film of films!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Gonna need a bigger boat.... Jaws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" You would look pretty funny trying to eat corn on the cob with NO FUCKING TEETH "

Point for guessing wich film lol ??

" I dont know whats in there but its hungry and fucking pissed off " The Thing

" Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight "

" You can stick it up your ass for nothing and fuck off while your doing it " Withnail and I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple Rain?

No.

Sign O The Times?

Definitely not.

The Batman Soundtrack?

Throw it!

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this going in my ass tonight or yours"

American pie the wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am here to chew bobble gum and kick ase, and am all out of bubble gum

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the _xpress intention of wishing one upon you."

I love Withnail and I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my boom stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Alpa, if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now.

I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. Climb a little higher, you take less shit, until one day, you're in the rarified atmosphere where you've forgot what shit even looks like. Welcome to the Layer Cake son!

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By *ontystashMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"One bastard walks in and another bastard walks out"

Good,bad and ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Hey Vasquez you ever been mistaken for a man ?? "

" No have you ? "

Aliens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tag your it......

Dumb & Dumber

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By *eaverfeverCouple
over a year ago

nr Manchester

Your all a bunch of slack jawed faggots around here this stuff will make you a

Goddam sexual tyranasauras just like me.

Predator in the helicopter

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By *rSteve6Man
over a year ago

Bolton and Pattaya,Thailand

'Fill your hands you sonofabitch' - The Duke in True Grit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's be bad guys.

I aim to misbehave.

I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.

- all from Serenity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Qualifications ? "

" Murder, Rape, Arson and Rape "

" You said rape twice ?? "

" I like rape "

Blazing Saddles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Qualifications ? "

" Murder, Rape, Arson and Rape "

" You said rape twice ?? "

" I like rape "

Blazing Saddles lol

Also the 'stampeding cattle through the Vatican' exchange from that scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Qualifications ? "

" Murder, Rape, Arson and Rape "

" You said rape twice ?? "

" I like rape "

Blazing Saddles lol

Also the 'stampeding cattle through the Vatican' exchange from that scene. "

Lol its one of my fav films so funny lol !!

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

I didnt Choose life i chose somthing else...

Renton Trainspotting

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By *uriousBristolCplCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ya hear , What Ya say !" angels with dirty faces - JAMES CAGNEY

"I'll be back" terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[to attacking werewolf]

Spoon: I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp.

Dog soldiers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dylan! You son of a bitch!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

“Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.”

Fight club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve McQueen = Papillon ;

Judge: "Yours is the most terrible crime a human being can commit.

I accuse you of a wasted life!"

Papillon: "Guilty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hasta la vista baby

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By *ontystashMan
over a year ago

Manchester

[Removed by poster at 06/06/13 14:33:47]

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By *ontystashMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"[to attacking werewolf]

Spoon: I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp.

Dog soldiers"

Grt film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want a toe? I can get you a toe. There are ways Dude. You dont wanna know about them. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3pm. With nail polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, yes now we're having fun

Kinda garden cop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lookin at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'you're not really my type but if you keep the lights off and put something over your head you can fuck me'.

Approximately quoted from Silver Linings Playbook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shhh - you had me at 'Dicks fuck Assholes'..."

(Team America)

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By *urvyfanMan
over a year ago

Salisbury

"I'm not threatening you mate. It's beyond fucking words. I watched over you when you were asleep and I looked at your fucking neck and I was that far away from slicing it."

Dead man's shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rod: Let's get out of here Bill, there's six Stoke fans staring right at us.

Billy Bright: Right, which one's staring at me.

Rod: The one with the hat on. Please don't start Bill.

Billy Bright: [pointing at fan] Right see you you cunt, I'll cut you first.

Football factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naughtyous maximus will get this one lol

" he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy "

Life of Brian

heh heh - the best comedy ever!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One, two, FIVE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naughtyous maximus will get this one lol

" he's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy "

Life of Brian

heh heh - the best comedy ever!!

Romanes eunt domus!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

funny about this.. were talking about this today...

can I have an entire scene....

Clerks... where they talk about death star contractors....

Randal: So they build another Death Star, right?

Dante: Yeah.

Randal: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.

Dante: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.

Randal:And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.

Dante: Compliments of Lando Calrissian.

Randal: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right.

Dante: And you figured it out?

Randal: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.

Dante: Basically.

Randal: So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished.

Dante: And the second time around...?

Randal: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.

Dante: So?

Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.

Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.

Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.

Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?

Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.

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