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"MMMmmmm wouldnt mind a mojo, they sweet n juicy  "Open wide then  | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us! "Cheap wine ? 
I thought you were a champagne girl ? | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us! "Mojos should be allowed to wander wild and free - I think mine uses the cat flap. Usually comes home at feeding time but I've had it chipped just in case. | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us!
Mojos should be allowed to wander wild and free - I think mine uses the cat flap.
Usually comes home at feeding time but I've had it chipped just in case. "Mine stopped paying attention to me about coupla months ago n STILL aint returned grrrrrr. I'm wondering if it's due to my age???????? Offers for meets have dried up virtually overnight n now my restructured profile reads nonsensical. Grrrrr (again! )   | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us!
Cheap wine ?
I thought you were a champagne girl ? "I am. But my mojo is a bit less discerning...  | |||
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"My mojo is firing on all cylinders after this weekend! Something about working when everyone else is misbehaving seems to set it to full throttle!! It's going to get well and truly looked after over the next 48 hours - and can't come a moment too bloody soon! "I never Misbehave  | |||
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"Well mine is utterly gone. I can honestly say I've no idea where it is. " I empathize hun but maybe it's yr body n mind saying 'chill out a bit gal n take a break from yr usual routine ' | |||
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"Do you think all the missing mojo's have gone on a cheap package holiday to Cape D'Adge? "If they have can we charter a plane please? | |||
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"My mojo is firing on all cylinders after this weekend! Something about working when everyone else is misbehaving seems to set it to full throttle!! It's going to get well and truly looked after over the next 48 hours - and can't come a moment too bloody soon! "Got anything nice planned?
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"My mojo is firing on all cylinders after this weekend! Something about working when everyone else is misbehaving seems to set it to full throttle!! It's going to get well and truly looked after over the next 48 hours - and can't come a moment too bloody soon!
Got anything nice planned?
"Nice? No Naughty? ............ | |||
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"I find the best way to find a lost mojo, is to stop searching for it…. It will return when its ready,,, "I hope its ready soon! | |||
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"My mojo is firing on all cylinders after this weekend! Something about working when everyone else is misbehaving seems to set it to full throttle!! It's going to get well and truly looked after over the next 48 hours - and can't come a moment too bloody soon!
Got anything nice planned?
Nice? No
Naughty? ............ " 
Be prepared to get messy  | |||
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"My mojo is firing on all cylinders after this weekend! Something about working when everyone else is misbehaving seems to set it to full throttle!! It's going to get well and truly looked after over the next 48 hours - and can't come a moment too bloody soon!
Got anything nice planned?
Nice? No
Naughty? ............
Be prepared to get messy "oi you two... My mojo is missing and you're talking about Monday's meet! Pah who needs friends? | |||
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"My mojo is firing on all cylinders after this weekend! Something about working when everyone else is misbehaving seems to set it to full throttle!! It's going to get well and truly looked after over the next 48 hours - and can't come a moment too bloody soon!
Got anything nice planned?
Nice? No
Naughty? ............
Be prepared to get messy
oi you two... My mojo is missing and you're talking about Monday's meet! Pah who needs friends? "We'll find it next weekend x x | |||
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"My mojo is firing on all cylinders after this weekend! Something about working when everyone else is misbehaving seems to set it to full throttle!! It's going to get well and truly looked after over the next 48 hours - and can't come a moment too bloody soon!
Got anything nice planned?
Nice? No
Naughty? ............
Be prepared to get messy
oi you two... My mojo is missing and you're talking about Monday's meet! Pah who needs friends? "I'm currently on the phone with you and am now distracting you with talk of kinky road trips - what else do you want from me?! Ffs
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"Yours might be with mine" Seriously! Somewhere there's a bunch of previously active mojos drinking cheap booze, eating pizza and haribo and bitching and moaning about how demanding we are! | |||
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"My mojo is firing on all cylinders after this weekend! Something about working when everyone else is misbehaving seems to set it to full throttle!! It's going to get well and truly looked after over the next 48 hours - and can't come a moment too bloody soon!
Got anything nice planned?
Nice? No
Naughty? ............
Be prepared to get messy
oi you two... My mojo is missing and you're talking about Monday's meet! Pah who needs friends?
I'm currently on the phone with you and am now distracting you with talk of kinky road trips - what else do you want from me?! Ffs
"My mojo back!!! Oh dear I sound like Austin Powers.... Do I make you.... Oh behave ruby! | |||
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"My mojo is firing on all cylinders after this weekend! Something about working when everyone else is misbehaving seems to set it to full throttle!! It's going to get well and truly looked after over the next 48 hours - and can't come a moment too bloody soon!
Got anything nice planned?
Nice? No
Naughty? ............
Be prepared to get messy
oi you two... My mojo is missing and you're talking about Monday's meet! Pah who needs friends?
I'm currently on the phone with you and am now distracting you with talk of kinky road trips - what else do you want from me?! Ffs
My mojo back!!! Oh dear I sound like Austin Powers.... Do I make you.... Oh behave ruby!"Yeah Baby | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us! "Whats yours look like, theres a bloody gang of the critters causing havoc in my garden | |||
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"Well mine is utterly gone. I can honestly say I've no idea where it is. " okay I've checked everywhere and it's not here... Mine had been hiding in my toys bag... I found it again... Sometimes they need a break though.. | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us!
Whats yours look like, theres a bloody gang of the critters causing havoc in my garden "Hope they've not colonised the hot tub - haribo won't half make a mess of the jets! | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us!
Whats yours look like, theres a bloody gang of the critters causing havoc in my garden
Hope they've not colonised the hot tub - haribo won't half make a mess of the jets! "They are off thier faces, ate my chocolate cake, poor oscars a wreck. | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us!
Whats yours look like, theres a bloody gang of the critters causing havoc in my garden
Hope they've not colonised the hot tub - haribo won't half make a mess of the jets!
They are off thier faces, ate my chocolate cake, poor oscars a wreck. "Sounds like mine could be there - are there two who just keep stopping and bellowing out girls just wanna have fun really badly then laughing hysterically ? They'll be wearing fabulous shoes but no knickers... | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us!
Whats yours look like, theres a bloody gang of the critters causing havoc in my garden
Hope they've not colonised the hot tub - haribo won't half make a mess of the jets!
They are off thier faces, ate my chocolate cake, poor oscars a wreck.
Sounds like mine could be there - are there two who just keep stopping and bellowing out girls just wanna have fun really badly then laughing hysterically ? They'll be wearing fabulous shoes but no knickers..."Thats em, keep flashing at oscar, gonna have stern words with them .when they sober up | |||
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"It's prolly off with mine drinking cheap wine and talking about us!
Whats yours look like, theres a bloody gang of the critters causing havoc in my garden
Hope they've not colonised the hot tub - haribo won't half make a mess of the jets!
They are off thier faces, ate my chocolate cake, poor oscars a wreck.
Sounds like mine could be there - are there two who just keep stopping and bellowing out girls just wanna have fun really badly then laughing hysterically ? They'll be wearing fabulous shoes but no knickers...
Thats em, keep flashing at oscar, gonna have stern words with them .when they sober up "I'm so sorry. That's mine and Rubys. They're incorrigible when they get together. And if they hit the lambrini en route to Wales then there's no talking to them till they're sober. And I'm afraid that even sober they'll giggle a lot when you give them a dressing down. Please make sure they clean up. And feel free to use restraints till they sober up - just don't listen to the filthy suggestions they'll come out with as soon as they see them!  | |||
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