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If you could "uninvent" one thing what would it be?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

?

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Cyclists who wear Lycra and cameras on their shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The vibrator! He he he he he

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

nuclear weapons

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The vibrator! He he he he he "
That's just plain nasty!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The vibrator! He he he he he "

evil lol

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

breast reductions

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By *inkypinky123Couple
over a year ago

Basildon

Clothes

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Clothes "
Ooooooh I wouldn't want to walk the dog in the Winter months-poor pooch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paedophilia

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Breast enlargements!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking ticket guys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"? "

The Mobile phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who invented pedophiles?? WTF...

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By *uckknowsMan
over a year ago

here

Ciggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

religion

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

sex...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reality TV.. Scourge on our society!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"sex... "
How would the Human Race reproduce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guns "

I agree

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"sex... How would the Human Race reproduce?"

It might cure some society issues...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know i'm stuck in the middle ages, but I can't stand these all singing and dancing mobile phones! A mobile phone is good for texting and ringing.... If I want to go on the internet i've got my laptop. If I want to watch tv i've got the telly..... I don't want a phone to do all these things aswell... I'm guessing i'm in the minority? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talent shows on telly- i've yet to see much talent on the times i've been unfortunate enough to encounter one- too many karaoke singers murdering good music with excessive notes.

Have decided to listen to Etta James tomorrow to restore the yinyang balance to the universe

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Talent shows on telly- i've yet to see much talent on the times i've been unfortunate enough to encounter one- too many karaoke singers murdering good music with excessive notes.

Have decided to listen to Etta James tomorrow to restore the yinyang balance to the universe"

Pudsy the dog and his owner are worth £10,000,000....I am sure they would disagree...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"sex... "

Whyyyyyyyy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talent shows on telly- i've yet to see much talent on the times i've been unfortunate enough to encounter one- too many karaoke singers murdering good music with excessive notes.

Have decided to listen to Etta James tomorrow to restore the yinyang balance to the universe"

"Britain's got no more talent"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"sex...

Whyyyyyyyy? "

Dear Bambi...My french eye candy..I was kidding...I love sex!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talent shows on telly- i've yet to see much talent on the times i've been unfortunate enough to encounter one- too many karaoke singers murdering good music with excessive notes.

Have decided to listen to Etta James tomorrow to restore the yinyang balance to the universe

Pudsy the dog and his owner are worth £10,000,000....I am sure they would disagree... "

I have no idea who pudsey the dog is, but if he can't sing like Johnny Cash i ani't interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sex...

Whyyyyyyyy? "

There's just something sexy about loose boobies in a tee shirt... Grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sex...

Whyyyyyyyy?

There's just something sexy about loose boobies in a tee shirt... Grrrrrr "

Britain's got talent twist.. Best Tits, legs ass body etc.. What ya think of that your majesty

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"sex...

Whyyyyyyyy?

Dear Bambi...My french eye candy..I was kidding...I love sex!! "

Phewwww!!!! I nearly had a heart attack! I love sex too..a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facebook

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

I would uninvent STD's - all of them

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Facebook"
I second that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FacebookI second that!!! "

Add Twatter to that to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to be a party pooper.. But wasn't in "uninvent" stuff??

Did someone wake up one morning and go I'm gonna invent a pedophile and some std's.. People.. Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the mobile phone !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the mobile phone !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the mobile phone !!!"

Are you not using it now to contribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate to be a party pooper.. But wasn't in "uninvent" stuff??

Did someone wake up one morning and go I'm gonna invent a pedophile and some std's.. People.. Really "

Pedants- i'd uninvent pedants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate to be a party pooper.. But wasn't in "uninvent" stuff??

Did someone wake up one morning and go I'm gonna invent a pedophile and some std's.. People.. Really

Pedants- i'd uninvent pedants! "

Ahhhhhhhhh.. Dam auto correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football (runs off to hide behind sofa) !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football (runs off to hide behind sofa) !!"

Do you need someone to rub after sun in for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what!!! football??? get behind that sofa now for shame ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football (runs off to hide behind sofa) !!

Do you need someone to rub after sun in for you "
tan is fading fast now

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis


"I hate to be a party pooper.. But wasn't in "uninvent" stuff??

Did someone wake up one morning and go I'm gonna invent a pedophile and some std's.. People.. Really "

Yep I did! You will have noticed - I hope - that OP wrote "uninvent". Speech marks usually signal the reader that he/she is allowed some freedom in interpreting the word and in this instance they indicate a different meaning of a word or phrase than the one typically associated with. So although STDs and pedophiles were not as such "invented" they are none the less undesirable..and I will bloody well UNINVENT them if I feel like it!

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan
over a year ago

Northants

My ex!

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By *ovable roguesCouple
over a year ago

GATESHEAD

site supporters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football (runs off to hide behind sofa) !!

Do you need someone to rub after sun in for you tan is fading fast now "

Good job summer is here then haha.. Btw reading your profile there.. A good body for my age.. Ah a good body if you were in you 20's.. Extremely fit.. Couldn't believe 50's.. Hubba hubba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate to be a party pooper.. But wasn't in "uninvent" stuff??

Did someone wake up one morning and go I'm gonna invent a pedophile and some std's.. People.. Really

Yep I did! You will have noticed - I hope - that OP wrote "uninvent". Speech marks usually signal the reader that he/she is allowed some freedom in interpreting the word and in this instance they indicate a different meaning of a word or phrase than the one typically associated with. So although STDs and pedophiles were not as such "invented" they are none the less undesirable..and I will bloody well UNINVENT them if I feel like it! "

Ok.. Alright.. Calm down.. calm down.. We'll uninvent them so.. Wha hey.. No more std's or pedo's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football (runs off to hide behind sofa) !!

Do you need someone to rub after sun in for you tan is fading fast now

Good job summer is here then haha.. Btw reading your profile there.. A good body for my age.. Ah a good body if you were in you 20's.. Extremely fit.. Couldn't believe 50's.. Hubba hubba "
aww thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate to be a party pooper.. But wasn't in "uninvent" stuff??

Did someone wake up one morning and go I'm gonna invent a pedophile and some std's.. People.. Really

Yep I did! You will have noticed - I hope - that OP wrote "uninvent". Speech marks usually signal the reader that he/she is allowed some freedom in interpreting the word and in this instance they indicate a different meaning of a word or phrase than the one typically associated with. So although STDs and pedophiles were not as such "invented" they are none the less undesirable..and I will bloody well UNINVENT them if I feel like it!

Ok.. Alright.. Calm down.. calm down.. We'll uninvent them so.. Wha hey.. No more std's or pedo's "

Vous ete Un tres belle femme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Football (runs off to hide behind sofa) !!

Do you need someone to rub after sun in for you tan is fading fast now

Good job summer is here then haha.. Btw reading your profile there.. A good body for my age.. Ah a good body if you were in you 20's.. Extremely fit.. Couldn't believe 50's.. Hubba hubba aww thanks "

No thank you.. I enjoyed looking

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Religion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The microwave

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By *andS66Couple
over a year ago

Derby

Sliced bread....I really would like to know what the best thing before that was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

small bags of haribo,i mean c'mon really, what the bloody hells the point in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sliced bread....I really would like to know what the best thing before that was."

Breadknives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the human rights !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate to be a party pooper.. But wasn't in "uninvent" stuff??

Did someone wake up one morning and go I'm gonna invent a paedophile and some std's.. People.. Really

Yep I did! You will have noticed - I hope - that OP wrote "uninvent". Speech marks usually signal the reader that he/she is allowed some freedom in interpreting the word and in this instance they indicate a different meaning of a word or phrase than the one typically associated with. So although STDs and paedophiles were not as such "invented" they are none the less undesirable..and I will bloody well UNINVENT them if I feel like it! "

Hear hear Bambi.. My Sentiments eggzatley

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...


"I know i'm stuck in the middle ages, but I can't stand these all singing and dancing mobile phones! A mobile phone is good for texting and ringing.... If I want to go on the internet i've got my laptop. If I want to watch tv i've got the telly..... I don't want a phone to do all these things aswell... I'm guessing i'm in the minority? lol "

Maybe a minority but you are not alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i'm stuck in the middle ages, but I can't stand these all singing and dancing mobile phones! A mobile phone is good for texting and ringing.... If I want to go on the internet i've got my laptop. If I want to watch tv i've got the telly..... I don't want a phone to do all these things aswell... I'm guessing i'm in the minority? lol

Maybe a minority but you are not alone."

Thats good to know Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know i'm stuck in the middle ages, but I can't stand these all singing and dancing mobile phones! A mobile phone is good for texting and ringing.... If I want to go on the internet i've got my laptop. If I want to watch tv i've got the telly..... I don't want a phone to do all these things aswell... I'm guessing i'm in the minority? lol

Maybe a minority but you are not alone.

Thats good to know Thanks! "

My ex wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TOWIE and any shite tv like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

work ................ cos I need to go do some but don't have the inclination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greed

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By *rtpr7Man
over a year ago

South Ribble

income tax

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