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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...... am off to wire in my new cooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck she-ra xoxoxox

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"...... am off to wire in my new cooker "

should I have the emergency services on standby....

that's what I do when I have to change a fuse...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

would help if I could find a screwdriver or two, all I have are an old kitchen knife and a metal nail-file... ach they will do .... joking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"would help if I could find a screwdriver or two, all I have are an old kitchen knife and a metal nail-file... "

the only tool kit you'll ever need for all those life threatening jobs

stay safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...... am off to wire in my new cooker

should I have the emergency services on standby....

that's what I do when I have to change a fuse..."

I'll be fine. I'll be back in a flash xxxx cya

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

Back in a flash does not sound good

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"...... am off to wire in my new cooker

should I have the emergency services on standby....

that's what I do when I have to change a fuse...

I'll be fine. I'll be back in a flash xxxx cya "

you might want to wear some knickers this time just in case....

I always let the fire brigade know if i am changing a fuse.. if i do it right.. always a bloody good excuse for a party!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got the old cooker out but calling in a sparky as the cable looks decidedly dodgey, it has a chocolate block cnector in the middle and lots of blue tape !!!! Eek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the old cooker out but calling in a sparky as the cable looks decidedly dodgey, it has a chocolate block cnector in the middle and lots of blue tape !!!! Eek "

see , smart AND sexy, I knew I liked you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

silly I may be but suicidal I am not!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Ermmmmmmm not wanting to be a spoil sport but we have a saying in the trade

red to brown and blue to bits

You do realise firstly you are breaking the law connecting your own cooker and that whilst a domestic socket will give you a shock a cooker point will kill you.

Please get a spark in you dont get second chances with a cooker point.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmm not wanting to be a spoil sport but we have a saying in the trade

red to brown and blue to bits

You do realise firstly you are breaking the law connecting your own cooker and that whilst a domestic socket will give you a shock a cooker point will kill you.

Please get a spark in you dont get second chances with a cooker point.

Steve "

I did switch off all the power at the fuse box and disconnected the old one. When I saw the dodgy state an electrician (yes he was registered) had left it in, I decided to go no further and call in the professionals... obviously not him though.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Glad to hear it but turning the mains off is not always gonna kill it as i have come across 2 fuse boxes in 1 house many times so please be careful

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canna change a light bulb here, let alone plug in cooker...

good luck ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Glad to hear it but turning the mains off is not always gonna kill it as i have come across 2 fuse boxes in 1 house many times so please be careful

Steve "

thanks Steve going to wait it out for the sparky to get here, wish you were closer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Canna change a light bulb here, let alone plug in cooker...

good luck ..

"

I remember... I showed you how to bleed your radiators

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmm not wanting to be a spoil sport but we have a saying in the trade

red to brown and blue to bits

You do realise firstly you are breaking the law connecting your own cooker and that whilst a domestic socket will give you a shock a cooker point will kill you.

Please get a spark in you dont get second chances with a cooker point.

Steve "

So a socket will give you a shock but a cooker outlet will kill you - why would that be then ?

A ring main and a cooker are both fused at 32A (30A if it's an old board) both will kill you .... Easily ..

Even something fused at half an amp but with mains voltage will kill you, so please folks, don't be getting any false sense of security by reading what is said above

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Ermmmmmmm not wanting to be a spoil sport but we have a saying in the trade

red to brown and blue to bits

You do realise firstly you are breaking the law connecting your own cooker and that whilst a domestic socket will give you a shock a cooker point will kill you.

Please get a spark in you dont get second chances with a cooker point.

Steve

So a socket will give you a shock but a cooker outlet will kill you - why would that be then ?

A ring main and a cooker are both fused at 32A (30A if it's an old board) both will kill you .... Easily ..

Even something fused at half an amp but with mains voltage will kill you, so please folks, don't be getting any false sense of security by reading what is said above"

Yes they both have the ability to kill you but the cooker point is far more likley to do it and as i had already said you should not be touching your electrics yourself.

If you wish to discuss the finer points of household electrics please feel free to mail me an i will be happy to put you right.

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Canna change a light bulb here, let alone plug in cooker...

good luck ..

"

View - you would simply grasp it with your finger tips and the world will revolve around for you xxxxx

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"Glad to hear it but turning the mains off is not always gonna kill it as i have come across 2 fuse boxes in 1 house many times so please be careful

Steve

thanks Steve going to wait it out for the sparky to get here, wish you were closer! "

Mmmmmm we do too

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the Power of Greyskull I have...

er the sparky coming round in a bit!!

Take care with the leccy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

electricity is a myth, im sure wires are full of smoke really cause every time i try to do anything it all leaks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ermmmmmmm not wanting to be a spoil sport but we have a saying in the trade

red to brown and blue to bits

You do realise firstly you are breaking the law connecting your own cooker and that whilst a domestic socket will give you a shock a cooker point will kill you.

Please get a spark in you dont get second chances with a cooker point.

Steve

So a socket will give you a shock but a cooker outlet will kill you - why would that be then ?

A ring main and a cooker are both fused at 32A (30A if it's an old board) both will kill you .... Easily ..

Even something fused at half an amp but with mains voltage will kill you, so please folks, don't be getting any false sense of security by reading what is said above

Yes they both have the ability to kill you but the cooker point is far more likley to do it and as i had already said you should not be touching your electrics yourself.

If you wish to discuss the finer points of household electrics please feel free to mail me an i will be happy to put you right.

Steve "

So why is a cooker point more likely to kill you, you still haven't told me ??

In simple terms, it isn't. It's no more or less likely to kill you than any other outlet in the house.

And if you look at the Part P Regs, you'll note that fitting a new cooker to an existing circuit is not reportable under the regs, thus in fitting that cooker no law has been broken .....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A few years a go my tumble dryer packed up so being clever i decided to check the fuse. All im saying is i couldnt move my arms for a couple of days and the smell of burning flesh isnt pleasant. Mind you my mother did go out and buy me a new tumble dryer as she said it worked out cheaper than a funeral

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did fix the pump on my washing machine last week though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did fix the pump on my washing machine last week though "

Let me guess ...

A button or a wire from a bra stuck inside ? or maybe a coin ?

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

so did i,after a year i found the filter,lol

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